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  • MoonFlower
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 522

    #31
    Re: Hi, all.

    Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
    We had only one child, since we both believe in limiting population growth, and yes, my wife did breast-feed Kayla. You didn't expect us to buy baby formula from some Third-World-pillaging corporation, did you?
    Please don't get offended, but do you and your family live in one of those hippie communities. If so, please give me directions on how to get there. If not.....maybe you should consider it??

    Moon
    You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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    • Enobarbus
      Professor of English Landover University
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 3496

      #32
      Re: Hi, all.

      Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
      Thank you. It's nice finally to encounter a voice of sanity here.
      The implication being that the rest of us do not represent a voice of sanity. A fine way to behave on the boards where you are a guest, Mr Ingram-Myers. Once again a liebral leopard has shown its true spots with in a very short time of arriving.

      I suspect that you are just another foul minion of Satan here in an attempt to undermine the work of the Lord and throw our Holy boards into disarray. Your attempted aliance with the Godless Hippie-Wiccan Moonflower gives weight to this suspicion. It would not surprise me if you are not one of her companions from under the bridge in the forest come here to help her seduce our young away from Jesus.

      Your talk of young people being able to explore their sexuality means simply that you encourage them to abandon themselves to their baser carnal lusts and indulge in fornication and even the abomination of unnatural affections -- Yes even Homerism itself. You are setting them on a path that will lead inevitably to destruction and the fires of damnation. Shame on you.
      Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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      • Remy Lebeau
        LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
        President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
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        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2058

        #33
        Re: Hi, all.

        Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
        We had only one child, since we both believe in limiting population growth, and yes, my wife did breast-feed Kayla. You didn't expect us to buy baby formula from some Third-World-pillaging corporation, did you?
        You simple minded nancy boy. I asked do YOU breast feed your spawn?

        It wouldn't surprise me if you were one of those homers who lactate and develop breast cancer.
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        • hellion
          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
          • Nov 2006
          • 564

          #34
          Re: Hi, all.

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Now Pastor, be fair. She may be able to get a job at one cleaning toilets or something. Some of the medical colleges use mental midgets like ms.hellhole for medical experiments. Those are the only two ways I can imagine her getting into one.
          Haha! Very ****in' funny. But actually I have scholarships to quite a few.
          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #35
            Re: Hi, all.

            Originally posted by hellion View Post
            Haha! Very ****in' funny. But actually I have scholarships to quite a few.
            Yes, I can just imagine the quality of schools which may have offered you a scholarship:

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            Re: How many goths have you bagged today?
            Quote:
            Originally Posted by Darren Ingram-Myers
            I don't think I'm going to agree with these people very often, but the racist and plutocratic oligarchs who wrote the U.S. Constitution to protect their interests did insert various provisions under which murder as a general matter is not a Federal matter. States' rights are an outmoded and oppressive policy, as is the denial of home rule to the District of Columbia.

            It's only a federal matter if the murderer fleas the state.

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            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Petal
              LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 991

              #36
              Re: Hi, all.

              Originally posted by Mr.Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
              Yes, I can just imagine the quality of schools which may have offered you a scholarship:

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              It's only a federal matter if the murderer fleas the state.
              i sorrys Mr.Pistle, but i not see the problim wiv that there Miss.hellion post. my kittys get them murderin fleas all the times an i be thinkin it a mooslem conspircy that only them feds can solves!

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              • Darren Ingram-Myers
                Liebral Girlie-Man
                • Nov 2006
                • 163

                #37
                Re: Hi, all.

                Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                Please don't get offended, but do you and your family live in one of those hippie communities. If so, please give me directions on how to get there. If not.....maybe you should consider it??

                Moon
                No offense taken, and thank you for your interest. We looked into a hippie community, but sadly, the entire hippie movement has been so co-opted and commodified that there isn't much point anymore. Also, the one that we looked at was a bit far from the Montessori school where we plan to enroll Kayla, and the closest "organic" food store was part of a huge conglomerate.
                The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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                • Darren Ingram-Myers
                  Liebral Girlie-Man
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 163

                  #38
                  Re: Hi, all.

                  Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                  You simple minded nancy boy. I asked do YOU breast feed your spawn?

                  It wouldn't surprise me if you were one of those homers who lactate and develop breast cancer.
                  Do you always feel that threatened when someone transgresses your notion of gender-appropriate behavior?
                  The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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                  • SalvationSeeker
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3892

                    #39
                    Re: Hi, all.

                    Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                    No offense taken, and thank you for your interest. We looked into a hippie community, but sadly, the entire hippie movement has been so co-opted and commodified that there isn't much point anymore. Also, the one that we looked at was a bit far from the Montessori school where we plan to enroll Kayla, and the closest "organic" food store was part of a huge conglomerate.
                    I pity this Kayla.. From the bottom of my heart.
                    Poor child, being born to such parents.

                    Never will she learn her place of submission in the world.
                    Never will she know the pleasures of eating meat.

                    She will probably grow up to be a carpet munching junkie turning tricks on the corner.
                    You should be ashamed of yourself.
                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                    • hellion
                      Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 564

                      #40
                      Re: Hi, all.

                      Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                      I pity this Kayla.. From the bottom of my heart.
                      Poor child, being born to such parents.

                      Never will she learn her place of submission in the world.
                      Never will she know the pleasures of eating meat.

                      She will probably grow up to be a carpet munching junkie turning tricks on the corner.
                      You should be ashamed of yourself.
                      I got to admit Darren, meat isn't that bad. But, if that's what you're into, whatever. And Salvo Seeker: whether you're homo or heterosexual depends on your genetics, not where you grew up or who raised you.
                      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                      • Enobarbus
                        Professor of English Landover University
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3496

                        #41
                        Re: Hi, all.

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        I got to admit Darren, meat isn't that bad. But, if that's what you're into, whatever. And Salvo Seeker: whether you're homo or heterosexual depends on your genetics, not where you grew up or who raised you.
                        To what schools were these "scholarships". I don't believe it.

                        Where's your evidence for that dogmatic statement I've highlighted. Is it proven?
                        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                        • hellion
                          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 564

                          #42
                          Re: Hi, all.

                          Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                          To what schools were these "scholarships". I don't believe it.

                          Where's your evidence for that dogmatic statement I've highlighted. Is it proven?
                          I haven't studied it. But as far as I've heard, scientists know that it's in your genetics. Also the fact that, no matter how hard someone tries, you can't stop being gay. People have tried and failed. Christians have commited suicide over the fact that they're gay because you discriminate against them so much. They think they're worthless because of what you said, so they end their lives in misery. Maybe you should apologize to them.
                          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                          Moderatio est Figmentum

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                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9323

                            #43
                            Re: Hi, all.

                            Originally posted by hellion View Post
                            I haven't studied it.

                            Then shut up and butt out.

                            But as far as I've heard, scientists know that it's in your genetics.

                            As far as YOU have heard, GOD is a myth. Which proves that you don''t know anything.

                            Also the fact that, no matter how hard someone tries, you can't stop being gay. People have tried and failed. Christians have commited suicide over the fact that they're gay because you discriminate against them so much. They think they're worthless because of what you said, so they end their lives in misery. Maybe you should apologize to them.
                            They are better off dead. Homerism is an abomination unto the LORD.
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • hellion
                              Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 564

                              #44
                              Re: Hi, all.

                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              They are better off dead. Homerism is an abomination unto the LORD.
                              You haven't studied genetics either so how would you know? I can't wait until your church gets shut down.
                              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #45
                                Re: Hi, all.

                                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                I haven't studied it. But as far as I've heard, scientists know that it's in your genetics. Also the fact that, no matter how hard someone tries, you can't stop being gay. People have tried and failed. Christians have commited suicide over the fact that they're gay because you discriminate against them so much. They think they're worthless because of what you said, so they end their lives in misery. Maybe you should apologize to them.
                                So now you admit that you are spouting off about things you know nothing about. Your "knowledge" is based on some half-baked notion gleaned from liebral spin doctors working for satan.

                                There is plenty of help, PROVEN help, that will cure anyone of homerism. The Ladies of Landover have an excellent site offering advice on what to do with your sodomite child. And of course there is always the Ex-Gay Ministry, which has helped countless millions of former perverts to accept Jesus and give up their disgusting ways.

                                In the future, inform yourself before spewing your hatred of Jesus.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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