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  • Student of Landover
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 184

    #91
    Re: Hi, all.

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    Clown's a guy. And Clown only shows respect when you show him respect. So let him out and he'll start respecting you more. He'll argue his beliefs, but he won't call you a dick. Unless you insult him first, that is.
    Why should they let him out? Thus far there's been no good reasons to let him out, only bad behaviour on his part. Why should they do anything that you tell them to, anyway? This is THEIR forum!
    Jeremiah.17.15
    Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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    • hellion
      Nasty and Mean-Spirited
      • Nov 2006
      • 564

      #92
      Re: Hi, all.

      Originally posted by Student of Landover View Post
      Why should they let him out? Thus far there's been no good reasons to let him out, only bad behaviour on his part. Why should they do anything that you tell them to, anyway? This is THEIR forum!
      He hasn't had the ability to do anything wrong, whereas they've put him in quarantine the vast majority of the time he's been on these forums.

      And why are you trying to jump in on something you know little about and have never commented on until now? It's between me, Clown, and Eno. And apparently Al.
      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

      Moderatio est Figmentum

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #93
        Re: Hi, all.

        Originally posted by hellion View Post
        He hasn't had the ability to do anything wrong, whereas they've put him in quarantine the vast majority of the time he's been on these forums.

        And why are you trying to jump in on something you know little about and have never commented on until now? It's between me, Clown, and Eno. And apparently Al.
        You will speak in a respectful manner to ALL True Christians™ on this forum, or else you will join your butt-buddy clownboy in detention.

        Your boyfriend clowny has threatened and insulted Pastor Pistle. He's lucky to be still sucking oxygen.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
          Scientific Advisor
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2373

          #94
          Re: Hi, all.

          Originally posted by hellion View Post
          He hasn't had the ability to do anything wrong, whereas they've put him in quarantine the vast majority of the time he's been on these forums.

          And why are you trying to jump in on something you know little about and have never commented on until now? It's between me, Clown, and Eno. And apparently Al.
          You silly harlot, its between you and God. And Pastor Al, of course, since he is God's agent here.
          Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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          • Student of Landover
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 184

            #95
            Re: Hi, all.

            Originally posted by hellion View Post
            And why are you trying to jump in on something you know little about and have never commented on until now? It's between me, Clown, and Eno. And apparently Al.
            I'm commenting because you're annoying, and so is Clown. I know as much about the situation as has been posted on these boards, and from what I can see Clown doesn't deserve to be let out. These are not your boards, and you have no power on them, so you have no right to make demands.
            Jeremiah.17.15
            Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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            • hellion
              Nasty and Mean-Spirited
              • Nov 2006
              • 564

              #96
              Re: Hi, all.

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              You will speak in a respectful manner to ALL True Christians™ on this forum, or else you will join your butt-buddy clownboy in detention.

              Your boyfriend clowny has threatened and insulted Pastor Pistle. He's lucky to be still sucking oxygen.
              First of all, he's not my boyfriend. He's too old for me, and we're just good friends...sort of.

              Secondly, you never treated me or Clown with respect. Why should we treat you with respect?

              Thirdly, Clown never threatened Al. He just insulted him. Al insulted Clown first by throwing him in quarantine for basically no reason, and Clowny tends to get a little testy when he's being insulted or wrongly accused.
              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

              Moderatio est Figmentum

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              • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                Scientific Advisor
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2373

                #97
                Re: Hi, all.

                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                First of all, he's not my boyfriend. He's too old for me, and we're just good friends...sort of.
                Just like all the other men on the corner? "Good friends"?

                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                Secondly, you never treated me or Clown with respect. Why should we treat you with respect?
                How can we respect you when you have repeatedly insulted the Gift of Life from the Creator? Jesus Himself has extended to you the greatest bargain of all time and you do nothing but spit in His eye! If some strange man kept poking your child in the eye with a razor blade, would you respect him? Now you know how it feels!

                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                Thirdly, Clown never threatened Al. He just insulted him. Al insulted Clown first by throwing him in quarantine for basically no reason, and Clowny tends to get a little testy when he's being insulted or wrongly accused.
                Insulting a pastor is the same as threatening him. Heathens cannot be insulted -- they bring it on themselves for rejecting God's Plan for their lives. Clowny shouldn't have insulted Jesus (and, in turn, Pastor Al) by repeatedly spitting in the Pristine Face of Jesus.
                Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                • hellion
                  Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 564

                  #98
                  Re: Hi, all.

                  Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
                  You silly harlot, its between you and God. And Pastor Al, of course, since he is God's agent here.
                  God has nothing to do with it.

                  Originally posted by Student of Landover View Post
                  I'm commenting because you're annoying, and so is Clown. I know as much about the situation as has been posted on these boards, and from what I can see Clown doesn't deserve to be let out. These are not your boards, and you have no power on them, so you have no right to make demands.
                  Who are you to judge? Clown never did anything wrong except defend his honor. What's wrong with that? And who are you to say we're annoying when you obviously know nothing about me or Clown?
                  "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                  Moderatio est Figmentum

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                  • Student of Landover
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 184

                    #99
                    Re: Hi, all.

                    Originally posted by hellion View Post
                    Who are you to judge? Clown never did anything wrong except defend his honor. What's wrong with that? And who are you to say we're annoying when you obviously know nothing about me or Clown?
                    1) I'm a TrueChristian, and therefore I am commanded to judge others.
                    Leviticus 19:15
                    Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honour the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                    2)Defend his honor? What honor? He's unsaved trash.

                    3)You post on this forum. I read the posts on this forum. Ignorance, blasphemy and rudeness annoy me. Your posts have ignorance, blasphemy and rudeness. Your posts annoy me. You post your posts. Therefore, as any intelligent person could work out from this chain of logic, you annoy me.

                    Oh I'm sorry. I made the assumption that you were intelligent. Whoops!
                    Jeremiah.17.15
                    Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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                    • hellion
                      Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 564

                      #100
                      Re: Hi, all.

                      Originally posted by Student of Landover View Post
                      1) I'm a TrueChristian, and therefore I am commanded to judge others.
                      Leviticus 19:15
                      Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honour the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour. You have no right to judge because your religion is a lie.

                      2)Defend his honor? What honor? He's unsaved trash. According to who? Your bible? Your bible is half lies and half BS.

                      3)You post on this forum. I read the posts on this forum. Ignorance, blasphemy and rudeness annoy me. Your posts have ignorance, blasphemy and rudeness. Your posts annoy me. You post your posts. Therefore, as any intelligent person could work out from this chain of logic, you annoy me.

                      Oh I'm sorry. I made the assumption that you were intelligent. Whoops!
                      Dear Mother Earth! Do you ever shut up? The only thing you have for defense is your religion. And you can't even prove that it's the truth. Other than the bible, which is a lie to begin with. I question your religion, it's your job to prove me wrong, yet you can't.
                      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                      Moderatio est Figmentum

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                      • Student of Landover
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 184

                        #101
                        Re: Hi, all.

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        Dear Mother Earth! Do you ever shut up? The only thing you have for defense is your religion. And you can't even prove that it's the truth. Other than the bible, which is a lie to begin with. I question your religion, it's your job to prove me wrong, yet you can't.
                        You say that all we have is the Bible, and yet you're praying to Mother Earth? How do you go about proving that "Satan-In-Drag" is real? At least we have a book, which is more than you do. Also, why is it up to us to prove that our religion is true? How can you prove that it's a lie? You can't, because it isn't.
                        Jeremiah.17.15
                        Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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                        • hellion
                          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 564

                          #102
                          Re: Hi, all.

                          Originally posted by Student of Landover View Post
                          You say that all we have is the Bible, and yet you're praying to Mother Earth? How do you go about proving that "Satan-In-Drag" is real? At least we have a book, which is more than you do. Also, why is it up to us to prove that our religion is true? How can you prove that it's a lie? You can't, because it isn't.
                          I wasn't praying to 'Mother Earth'. It can be used as a figure of speech. And how do you know your book wasn't written by some conceited men? They excited your fear of Hell and god in order to control you. Maybe god is real. Who knows? But do you actually think that the bible was written by THEE god? Or even if it was, the bible that was written by THEE god was translated hundreds of times. Don't you think those people mis-translated it, or even purposely added their own 'rules' to control you? It's highly doubtful that the new bibles were correctly translated and were infact the exact words of god, if god even wrote the bible. You follow your own sick, little rules, and those very rules will condemn you to a place you fear most.
                          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                          Moderatio est Figmentum

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                          • Student of Landover
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 184

                            #103
                            Re: Hi, all.

                            Originally posted by hellion View Post
                            I wasn't praying to 'Mother Earth'. It can be used as a figure of speech. And how do you know your book wasn't written by some conceited men? They excited your fear of Hell and god in order to control you. Maybe god is real. Who knows? But do you actually think that the bible was written by THEE god? Or even if it was, the bible that was written by THEE god was translated hundreds of times. Don't you think those people mis-translated it, or even purposely added their own 'rules' to control you? It's highly doubtful that the new bibles were correctly translated and were infact the exact words of god, if god even wrote the bible. You follow your own sick, little rules, and those very rules will condemn you to a place you fear most.
                            Exactly! You're so right. All those false translations of the Bible are wrong! That's why we only follow the KJV 1611, which is God's literal word.
                            How is following God's rules going to make me go to hell? If I accept Him, follow his rules and tithe to Landover, I'm guaranteed salvation.
                            Jeremiah.17.15
                            Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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                            • Enobarbus
                              Professor of English Landover University
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3496

                              #104
                              Re: Hi, all.

                              Originally posted by hellion View Post
                              First of all, he's not my boyfriend. He's too old for me, and we're just good friends...sort of.

                              Secondly, you never treated me or Clown with respect. Why should we treat you with respect?

                              Thirdly, Clown never threatened Al. He just insulted him. Al insulted Clown first by throwing him in quarantine for basically no reason, and Clowny tends to get a little testy when he's being insulted or wrongly accused.
                              For someone who is not your boyfriend, you go on about him an awful lot. You are sure that you are not a little bit sweet on him? How do you young people put it? Have the hots for him?

                              You are on our boards and you will treat us with respect or go back into quarantine. Have you read your rights up the top there?

                              You are like a guest in our home. Get it -- you are on our boards, not in a public place. You don't seem to realise that, do you. Gee even someone like old Rachael Von Hellhound can understand that.
                              Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                              • Enobarbus
                                Professor of English Landover University
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 3496

                                #105
                                Re: Hi, all.

                                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                God has nothing to do with it.



                                Who are you to judge? Clown never did anything wrong except defend his honor. What's wrong with that? And who are you to say we're annoying when you obviously know nothing about me or Clown?
                                Defend his honor! Yobbos like Clown Boy don't have any honor. Gentlemen have honor, not yobbos.
                                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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