[hellion]

Re: Hi, all.

It's not a very bright preference. How do you know that he doesn't need to? He never stops, so we can't tell.
He has stopped swearing and can debate without swearing. He just prefers to swear.

Do you follow him every time that he goes to the men's room? Are you with him when he goes prowling around the YMCA loos and public restrooms? How many hours of the day do you spend together? A very odd relationship you two have...

Yep. We do have an odd relationship. But I don't think I've ever seen Clown at a YMCA. Mom (remeber, my guy friend with the initials, I don't want to have to explain this to you again.) has a weight set that we use. And we have a coed bathroom that's like gigantic, so... yeah, I do see him in the restroom sometimes.

So enough with the Clown's gay thing. You guys are obsessed with gays. It's strange....

[Enobarbus]

Re: Hi, all.

Yep. We do have an odd relationship. But I don't think I've ever seen Clown at a YMCA. Mom (remeber, my guy friend with the initials, I don't want to have to explain this to you again.) has a weight set that we use. And we have a coed bathroom that's like gigantic, so... yeah, I do see him in the restroom sometimes.

So enough with the Clown's gay thing. You guys are obsessed with gays. It's strange....

Stop evading the question, you stupid little tramp. Are you with him every hour of the day? How do you know he is not hanging around public toilets for a large part of the day? You don't. But we have our information from the DOF and we know things about Clownass that you wouldn't even dream about. And there is a great deal you wouldn't dream about, because you are pig-ignorant. You think that homers can't fornicate with women -- but most of them do at some stage. You are a Godless and ignorant little tramp who is on the road to the unquenchable Flames of Hell! And it's probably no more than you deserve. All this self-abuse you indulge in is destroying your brain. And you didn't have much of a brain to start with, so the process is pretty rapid.

[hellion]

Re: Hi, all.

Stop evading the question, you stupid little tramp. Are you with him every hour of the day? How do you know he is not hanging around public toilets for a large part of the day? You don't. But we have our information from the DOF and we know things about Clownass that you wouldn't even dream about. And there is a great deal you wouldn't dream about, because you are pig-ignorant. You think that homers can't fornicate with women -- but most of them do at some stage. You are a Godless and ignorant little tramp who is on the road to the unquenchable Flames of Hell! And it's probably no more than you deserve. All this self-abuse you indulge in is destroying your brain. And you didn't have much of a brain to start with, so the process is pretty rapid.

Alright...To answer your question, yes: I do spend a lot of time with him. If not me than his wife or kids. I think I would know if Clown was gay or not better than you. So, what does your DOF know about Clown that I don't?

It's the Hannibal Lectur game. I answered your question, now you answer mine: Why are you so obsessed with people's orientation? And why are you so obsessed with whores and harlots? And why in the Hell do you keep saying 'horsefeather'?

Oh, yes, and to elaborate on the 'horsefeathers'. It's only with you and Clown Boy that I say "horsefeathers" much. This is because -- isn't it obvious -- you are always talking horsefeathers. If the word bothers you, I could make and effort to say 'nonsense', rubbish', or even 'codswallop', or 'bollocks', if you like. Any of them would do.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Hi, all.

Alright...To answer your question, yes: I do spend a lot of time with him. If not me than his wife or kids. I think I would know if Clown was gay or not better than you. So, what does your DOF know about Clown that I don't?

It's the Hannibal Lectur game. I answered your question, now you answer mine: Why are you so obsessed with people's orientation? And why are you so obsessed with whores and harlots? And why in the Hell do you keep saying 'horsefeather'?

Translation into English? "If not me, then his wife and kids are with him"? Is that what you are trying to say. I don't keep saying, "horsefeathers". "Horsefeathers" used to be in the word filter here once instead of other words. What would you say instead, if you wanted to avoid certain vulgar cliches? "Nonsense", or "Rubbish". For the very last time, it is standard English slang. Now shut-up with you nonsense and horsefeathers, or go back into quarantine with Cry-Baby Clown Boy who's still whining and complaining. That will really get him out in a hurry.

We are no obsessed with whores and harlots, we are simply trying to save your immortal soul, and gloosing over your whoredoms, orgies and other foul perverted sexual behaviour, won't help you.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Hi, all.

Are we sure she even has a soul? She is, after all, a woman, though certainly not a lady. I'll be the first to admit that the pro-soul arguments put forth by feminists are scoffable at best and downright heretical at worst.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Hi, all.

Are we sure she even has a soul? She is, after all, a woman, though certainly not a lady. I'll be the first to admit that the pro-soul arguments put forth by feminists are scoffable at best and downright heretical at worst.

I believe that no less a man than Pastor Deacon Fred himself has addressed this question from the pulpit at Landover. As I understand it, the jury is still out on whether women have souls or not, but to be on the safe side they should certainly make sure that they abide by good True Christian™ teachings and be frequently beaten by their husbands. If woman do have souls, there is nothing like frequent beatings from their husbands to purify them.

Dear Mrs Eno, God rest her soul (if she had one), used to insist on being spanked regularly, whether she had be ill-behaved or not. She was a truely Godly woman, and, I'm sure, if woman do have souls, will be now in heaven. I feel they may, and that the unusual way of Mrs Eno's departure was in fact the Lord's way of taking one of his favourites home to be with him as soon as possible.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Hi, all.

Alright...To answer your question, yes: I do spend a lot of time with him. If not me than his wife or kids. I think I would know if Clown was gay or not better than you. So, what does your DOF know about Clown that I don't?

It's the Hannibal Lectur game. I answered your question, now you answer mine: Why are you so obsessed with people's orientation? And why are you so obsessed with whores and harlots? And why in the Hell do you keep saying 'horsefeather'?

You are so ignorant and dumb about these and other matters, and so muddled and confused generally, that you wouldn't recognise a hundred tonne rock if you walked into it. You are the sort of person who gives real meaning to expressions like 'not know her ass from her elbow'.

It's having spent all your teenage years in harlotry, self-abuse and rejecting the Lord that has caused the problem. You have to stop playing with yourself, stop the offering your ass to every Russian sailor in your city and read the KJV1611. Mind you, in your case you need to do a remedial reading course first. There may not be any hope for -- we must be realistic. But with the Lord anything is possible and I suppose, unlikely as it may seem, that means it's even possible that you may be saved©.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, all.

Alright...To answer your question, yes: I do spend a lot of time with him. If not me than his wife or kids. I think I would know if Clown was gay or not better than you. So, what does your DOF know about Clown that I don't?

It's the Hannibal Lectur game. I answered your question, now you answer mine: Why are you so obsessed with people's orientation? And why are you so obsessed with whores and harlots? And why in the Hell do you keep saying 'horsefeather'?

The answer is simple: because Jesus is concerned with the unsaved scum you mentioned, we must be as well. We want to do our Christian duty and try our best to save filth like you and clownyboy from the fires of hell. But you should also know this: Jesus tells us not to cast our pearls before swine. He has commanded us to attempt to show you God's light, but if you reject that light, we are to brush the dust from our sandals and be on our way, leaving you to your unspeakably horrible fate.

Luke 9:5-- And whosoever will not receive you, when ye go out of that city, shake off the very dust from your feet for a testimony against them.

Now you can go back to your chianti, human liver and fava beans.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Hi, all.

You are so ignorant and dumb about these and other matters, and so muddled and confused generally, that you wouldn't recognise a hundred tonne rock if you walked into it.

Not to be uppity—you are already far more saved than I could ever hope to be, even if I do possess a soul—but if I were you, I'd err on the side of caution here; Jesus is NOT a fan of the metric system. It was, after all, created by a cabal of God-hating French sodomites to make their genitalia sound bigger when bragging to potential same-sex "lovers" with the hope of picking them up for a night of wicked, debauched, feces-smeared buggery in the back room of some rat-infested fromagerie.

"Ton," in any event, rolls off the tongue much more smoothly.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Hi, all.

Not to be uppity—you are already far more saved than I could ever hope to be, even if I do possess a soul—but if I were you, I'd err on the side of caution here; Jesus is NOT a fan of the metric system. It was, after all, created by a cabal of God-hating French sodomites to make their genitalia sound bigger when bragging to potential same-sex "lovers" with the hope of picking them up for a night of wicked, debauched, feces-smeared buggery in the back room of some rat-infested fromagerie.

"Ton," in any event, rolls off the tongue much more smoothly.

You may have a point there Virginia, you may have a point. The years I have spent in Godless Liebral New Zealand where many homerish French customs have been introduced by the transexual PM and his/her homer government, sometimes lead me to make errors of this sort. I will pray about it.

Still, I'm afraid that you are in the wrong:

1Ti 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

I think you had better make an appointment to see me at my office for some one-on-one counselling, ministry, and prayer. Pastor Pistle is already looking after several of the young women in this respect, and we don't want to over-tax him, despite his readiness to do more and more for the Lord. And Brother Larry Lee, who is an expert on the Hands On ministry method is away and busy elsewhere. So it seems the Lord has called me to do some of this sort of work too.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi, all.

"Ton," in any event, rolls off the tongue much more smoothly.

All this talk of tongue-rolling is leaving a vile taste in my mouth, woman.

I suggest that you quote the Bible (no, not some crazy Sonny Tzu Chinaman, nor that perverted pedophile Plato, nor even the weird Robert Anton Wilson) to support your claims, particularly when making dispute with one of our Senior Pastors!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Hi, all.

I think you had better make an appointment to see me at my office for some one-on-one counselling, ministry, and prayer. Pastor Pistle is already looking after several of the young women in this respect, and we don't want to over-tax him, despite his readiness to do more and more for the Lord. And Brother Larry Lee, who is an expert on the Hands On ministry method is away and busy elsewhere. So it seems the Lord has called me to do some of this sort of work too.

Consider it done, Pastor. Consider it done. Will this counseling be of the flagellate variety? I ask this because the most recent wounds inflicted by my husband while he was doing his husbandly duty are only just beginning to heal, and it would be a shame to have my new cooking apron all splattered with blood when we host the grandparents this weekend. Still, God's Will is God's Will, and I'm sure my mother and father will be pleased to see that His punishment is being meted out as intended.

I suggest that you quote the Bible (no, not some crazy Sonny Tzu Chinaman, nor that perverted pedophile Plato, nor even the weird Robert Anton Wilson) to support your claims, particularly when making dispute with one of our Senior Pastors!

Consider this, too, done.

[hellion]

Re: Hi, all.

Translation into English? "If not me, then his wife and kids are with him"? Is that what you are trying to say. I don't keep saying, "horsefeathers". "Horsefeathers" used to be in the word filter here once instead of other words. What would you say instead, if you wanted to avoid certain vulgar cliches? "Nonsense", or "Rubbish". For the very last time, it is standard English slang. Maybe like back in the 1930s. What are you, 90 years old? This is the new millenia and we have new ways of insulting people. Now shut-up with you nonsense and horsefeathers, or go back into quarantine with Cry-Baby Clown Boy who's still whining and complaining. That will really get him out in a hurry. That's pretty much the only thing he can really do in there...

We are no obsessed with whores and harlots, we are simply trying to save your immortal soul, and gloosing over your whoredoms, orgies and other foul perverted sexual behaviour, won't help you.

No you're not. You're completely obsessed with it. I have never been a prostitute or a whore. And regardless who the person is, you either call them gay, a prostitute, or a whore when in all reality you have no idea what or who they really are. And you never answered my question as to what your DOF knows about my Clowny.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Hi, all.

Your Clowny? Even if you were married to him, it would be YOU who were HIS property. That you even think to suggest otherwise indicates to me that, indeed, you are most likely a lesbian--or, at the very least, someone whose confusion about her gender identity could lead her in the direction of the unspeakable acts against which the Lord so contemptuously levies his rage.

Repent, dyke, or damnation shall be yours.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Hi, all.

Your Clowny? Even if you were married to him, it would be YOU who were HIS property. That you even think to suggest otherwise indicates to me that, indeed, you are most likely a lesbian--or, at the very least, someone whose confusion about her gender identity could lead her in the direction of the unspeakable acts against which the Lord so contemptuously levies his rage.

Repent, dyke, or damnation shall be yours.

Surely there are some lines of Scripture that would support your statements to Miss Hellmouth, correct? I've taken the liberty of highlighting a couple of phrases regarding which she would doubtless appreciate some Biblical enlightenment.