Unsaved Trash

Jedediah · 06-15-2012, 02:06 AM

Re: Unsaved Trash

Originally posted by SunnySue View Post

Hello, I've been reading through your website on and off for a few weeks now. It's really amazing the kind of things I see on here. Sometimes I'm not sure if it's for real, but you seem to be serious. Anyway, I thought I would register so I could comment on posts, and I saw you requested an introduction, so here it is.

I don't go to church. I don't have a favorite Bible verse. I haven't found Jesus.

I have a Bachelor's degree in Religious Studies.

You can call me Sue.

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum, young lady. The Word of God truly is an amazing, timeless, and majestic message. It's good that you can at least appreciate that much. It seems that the LORD has brought you here for a reason.

Since you have not yet developed a personal relationship with Jesus, please tell us instead about the sins you wallow in and why you think you place such distance between yourself and your Creator. This will help us determine how best to share our witness with you, that you may put an end to your sad, pathetic life of total depravity and instead be born again in Christ.

Rev. M. Rodimer · 06-15-2012, 01:30 AM

Re: Unsaved Trash

Originally posted by SunnySue View Post

Hello, I've been reading through your website on and off for a few weeks now. It's really amazing the kind of things I see on here. Sometimes I'm not sure if it's for real, but you seem to be serious. Anyway, I thought I would register so I could comment on posts, and I saw you requested an introduction, so here it is.

I don't go to church. I don't have a favorite Bible verse. I haven't found Jesus.

I have a Bachelor's degree in Religious Studies.

You can call me Sue.

Hi, Sue, and welcome!

Thank you for following the simple instructions on how to provide an introduction.

How could you get a degree in religious studies, yet not find Jesus?

And what does one do with such a degree?

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