Evening fellow denzines

[pointy-headed fool]

I'm not sure who I am. But I do rather enjoy this place. Alot of people I can agree with.

Favorite verse, let's see...

Matthew 21:19 And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
Mark 11:13-4 And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever.

And that's why I don't eat figs.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Evening fellow denzines

I'm not sure who I am. But I do rather enjoy this place. Alot of people I can agree with.

Favorite verse, let's see...

And that's why I don't eat figs.

That's not much of an introduction. Try harder, for Jesus.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Evening fellow denzines

I'm not sure who I am. But I do rather enjoy this place. Alot of people I can agree with.

Glad you like it here, but how can you not know who you are? Are you possessed by a demon?

And that's why I don't eat figs.

You don't need to abstain from eating all figs--you just can't eat figs from fig trees that don't produce figs. But there's nothing in the Bible that commands you to eat figs, either.

[pointy-headed fool]

Re: Evening fellow denzines

Glad you like it here, but how can you not know who you are? Are you possessed by a demon?

Does the soul of jazz count?
Probably yes.

I'm a guy who lives in Alaska. I don't do much. I don't go out because everyone in this town is a muslim or a Jehova's witness or a Mormon. Terrible place.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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And that's why I don't eat figs.

How much blubber do you eat, Nanook?

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[Faith_Machine]

Re: Evening fellow denzines

What's a denzine? Is that something like an enzyme?

[Nobar King]

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Alot of people I can agree with.

Does the soul of jazz count?

Alot is not even a word.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Evening fellow denzines

What's a denzine? Is that something like an enzyme?

I think it's like a magazine.

Alot is not even a word.

Is too!

[pointy-headed fool]

Re: Evening fellow denzines

suspected eskimo

The tundra of Alaska

Oh my, such gratuitous guffaws were had. While I lack any Inuit or Shoonaq' blood in these veins I do rather live in a tundra of a place, or at least it may as well be. Such dreadful weather we have here.
Moving on then.

What's a denzine? Is that something like an enzyme?

The best I could adjectify the word denizens. Couldn't find the right proper word for it.

How much blubber do you eat, Nanook?

Not much; there's only 3 fat women on this island, and they're all called for, under the watchful eye of the token black men. Even if I had a chance for a slice of that pie, it's not my flavor.

[Faith_Machine]

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"Adjectify" isn't a word either.

[pointy-headed fool]

Re: Evening fellow denzines

I realize that, but slang can be fun at times. I'm at a loss as to the term for "make into an adjective" and that one seemed to be on a website somewhere. I trust the internet because nobody lies on there.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Evening fellow denzines

Trolling sure has gone down in quality these days.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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[Faith_Machine]

Re: Evening fellow denzines

I realize that, but slang can be fun at times. I'm at a loss as to the term for "make into an adjective" and that one seemed to be on a website somewhere. I trust the internet because nobody lies on there.

But the context in which you used the term never called for it to be made into an adjective. You used the word "denzine" as a noun.

[pointy-headed fool]

Re: Evening fellow denzines

Damn, it's been a long time since grade school. Getting descriptives and labels mixed up. My apologies, it slipped my mind.
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