[Angelie]

Re: Introduction

Jesus' power is fabulous to behold. What made the fiancé accept your dubious and wanton past? Did you fall on your knees before him and open yourself to his forgiving and punishing rod?

Well that and... well he heard me sing. At least that's what he said. I told him my past, but once he saw that I truly had accepted Christ, he asked me to marry him.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Introduction

Well I'll be getting married in 2 weeks and then I hope to have as many children as possible- but especially sons!

Jesus' power is fabulous to behold. What made the fiancé accept your dubious and wanton past? Did you fall on your knees before him and open yourself to his forgiving and punishing rod?

[Angelie]

Re: Introduction

Praise and GLORY!

Let's hope you can start opening your legs for Jesus for a change and in Godly fecundity bear your soon-to-be-husband some fine sons.

Well I'll be getting married in 2 weeks and then I hope to have as many children as possible- but especially sons!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Introduction

I wish nothing but a chance to really get right with God and to be a True Christian. I am not hateful, except towards sin.

Praise and GLORY!

Let's hope you can start opening your legs for Jesus for a change and in Godly fecundity bear your soon-to-be-husband some fine sons.

[Angelie]

Re: Introduction

Thank God we have a genuine hopeful here rather than a hateful, stealth queer, like the usual, I expect.


Glory!

I wish nothing but a chance to really get right with God and to be a True Christian. I am not hateful, except towards sin.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Introduction

I found a Baptist Church, got baptized, and I am now engaged to a Godly man who is not only a missionary, but a worship leader as well! I give God praise for His mighty work in my life!

Thank God we have a genuine hopeful here rather than a hateful, stealth queer, like the usual, I expect.


Glory!

[Angelie]

Re: Introduction

Welcome to Angelie! I'm glad you found us. But I think we need to hear more about your sinful past before we can help you. And not to be the bearer of bad news, but if you're not currently a member of an Independent Baptist Church, you're not Saved©.

I found a Baptist Church, got baptized, and I am now engaged to a Godly man who is not only a missionary, but a worship leader as well! I give God praise for His mighty work in my life!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Introduction

Mr. Etheldreda does a funny impersonation of that interview, have you seen it?



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I have. I think it is on GodsTube also. The part where he drools a little gets me rolling every time. How does he flop his arms about like that?
Your husband is a terrific guy to be around. Tell him I expect a chance to win back some of my Shekels at Saturday nights "Jesus Hold 'Em" game at the Landover Mens Club.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Introduction

I am sorry, I seem to be missing 'the joke'. I would appreciate it if someone would explain it to me.
Everyone here likes a good giggle from time to time - remember the retard in the wheel chair who was unable to get traction last winter during the ice storm and he slid all the way down Mt. Ephraim Boulevard out into tradffic on Moses Parkway and the Pastors Hummer flattened him? Landover Channel Six interviewed him just before Satan took him away. "I cud nert stooop. I was preying for God to save me butt all aneeone durd wes lauf'.
God does not like 'inside haha-s'. If something is funny, please share it with everyone.

Mr. Etheldreda does a funny impersonation of that interview, have you seen it?



I too would like to know what's so silly about Brother Deaner's advice. He's offered advice to me over the years and I will admit they have always been helpful. Mr. Etheldreda appreciates them as well, as they help me become a better wife and mother at home.

[SavedByTheBlood1611]

Re: Introduction

"I cud nert stooop. I was preying for God to save me butt all aneeone durd wes lauf'.

Hahahhaha I bet he's still singing that heathen line in hell to this day!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Introduction

I am sorry, I seem to be missing 'the joke'. I would appreciate it if someone would explain it to me.
Everyone here likes a good giggle from time to time - remember the retard in the wheel chair who was unable to get traction last winter during the ice storm and he slid all the way down Mt. Ephraim Boulevard out into tradffic on Moses Parkway and the Pastors Hummer flattened him? Landover Channel Six interviewed him just before Satan took him away. "I cud nert stooop. I was preying for God to save me butt all aneeone durd wes lauf'.
God does not like 'inside haha-s'. If something is funny, please share it with everyone.

[SavedByTheBlood1611]

Re: Introduction

Loins? Why make the love of Jesus sound filthy?

Luke 12:35" Let your loines be girded about, and your lights burning"

We are to put on the whole armor of God! Which the loins are included. We must be ready for the combat against the Devil, especially when instructing a young female follower of Christ.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Introduction

I'm sorry. I should not joke when it comes to lubricating her soul for the ways of Christ. Only by the girding of the loins can the men of God hope to open the hole of her mind to the ways of a True Christian. I pray that the chosen men of LBC hit the hard to find spot where she is needing of the power of Holy Spirit. I find nothing funny about your efforts, and I pray you repeatedly thrust the sword of the Lord, the written Word, forward.

I am so uplifted!

Loins? Why make the love of Jesus sound filthy?

[SavedByTheBlood1611]

Re: Introduction

No... you seem to think that saving this poor sinful girl from Satan is a joke!

I'm horrified that you can look on the love and devotion Deaner has for guiding young, vulnerable women into the arms of Jesus with derision. By accepting a line up of dedicated men-for-Christ who will all stand firm on her behalf and cover her with the love of the Lord one by one until she is brim full with the Holy Spirit her Salvation® will be accelerated until she is truly anointed.

Only at Landover will you find such devotion to spreading the love of Jesus until the sinner is positively dripping with it.

I'm sorry. I should not joke when it comes to lubricating her soul for the ways of Christ. Only by the girding of the loins can the men of God hope to open the hole of her mind to the ways of a True Christian. I pray that the chosen men of LBC hit the hard to find spot where she is needing of the power of Holy Spirit. I find nothing funny about your efforts, and I pray you repeatedly thrust the sword of the Lord, the written Word, forward.

I am so uplifted!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Introduction

lol I'll just bow out of this one.

No... you seem to think that saving this poor sinful girl from Satan is a joke!

I'm horrified that you can look on the love and devotion Deaner has for guiding young, vulnerable women into the arms of Jesus with derision. By accepting a line up of dedicated men-for-Christ who will all stand firm on her behalf and cover her with the love of the Lord one by one until she is brim full with the Holy Spirit her Salvation® will be accelerated until she is truly anointed.

Only at Landover will you find such devotion to spreading the love of Jesus until the sinner is positively dripping with it.