[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction

You two are a pair to beat a full house.

Are both of you going to be Rev. Jim's guest this weekend? You'll do well, I'm sure.

I'm sending him a nice box of Swiffer WetJet refills.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introduction

A bottle of champagne from Reverend Jim? I shouldn't. It goes straight to my head. I'm liable to become a real hot mess.

Well, whatever you do, don't drink Bacardi in a club or else someone might start shooting at you and you'll wake up in the morning, not being able to remember what happened, next to a strange, smelly dildo.

You two are a pair to beat a full house.

Are both of you going to be Rev. Jim's guest this weekend? You'll do well, I'm sure.

[Isabel G]

Re: Introduction

A bottle of champagne from Reverend Jim? I shouldn't. It goes straight to my head. I'm liable to become a real hot mess.

Well, whatever you do, don't drink Bacardi in a club or else someone might start shooting at you and you'll wake up in the morning, not being able to remember what happened, next to a strange, smelly dildo.

[Angelie]

Re: Introduction

A bottle of champagne from Reverend Jim? I shouldn't. It goes straight to my head. I'm liable to become a real hot mess.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Introduction

Well technically, forum members aren't unsaved trash, but I do share your concerns. They will be escorted at all times by a Landover Pastor of God(c) so there shouldn't be any issues.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction

No, I don't believe so. But we're flying in and out of Landover Field. The airport in Des Moines is lousy with immigrants and the like, so we avoid it like the plague. So the girls (if Angelie decides to join us) will get to see a bit of our quaint little community before they're whisked off for their weekend on non-stop ministering in the very capable hands of Reverend Jim! Glory!

Oh, I see!

I didn't realize they were allowing Unsaved Trash at the airport nowadays. Then again, it is outside the gates.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Introduction

Freehold?

I thought Jim was doing his retreats in Des Moines. Has that changed?

No, I don't believe so. But we're flying in and out of Landover Field. The airport in Des Moines is lousy with immigrants and the like, so we avoid it like the plague. So the girls (if Angelie decides to join us) will get to see a bit of our quaint little community before they're whisked off for their weekend on non-stop ministering in the very capable hands of Reverend Jim! Glory!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction

I'm so happy for you, Isabel. I hope someday that I will get to see Freehold.

Freehold?

I thought Jim was doing his retreats in Des Moines. Has that changed?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Introduction

I sent a pm to Mr. Hutchins, so I should be ready on Friday. What should I bring? Besides clothes I mean. A toothbrush, my Bible and stuff? Where am I going to sleep?

I'm sorry, Im just real excited that God is giving me this opportunity to meet you all! I can't wait!

You don't need to bring much, Reverend Jim usually has a few outfits picked out for you to wear. Also, are you allergic to any antibiotics or other medications? The Reverend will need a complete medical history as well. See you soon dear!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Introduction

Well, if you can get yourself packed by Friday, I could fly you both out. I'm sure you'd have lots to talk about, seeing as you're both from Brooklin.

I'll just need to check with a Pastor to get approval.

[Angelie]

Re: Introduction

I'm so happy for you, Isabel. I hope someday that I will get to see Freehold.

[Isabel G]

Re: Introduction

I sent a pm to Mr. Hutchins, so I should be ready on Friday. What should I bring? Besides clothes I mean. A toothbrush, my Bible and stuff? Where am I going to sleep?

I'm sorry, Im just real excited that God is giving me this opportunity to meet you all! I can't wait!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Introduction

I'll be at LaGuardia Friday at about 2:00PM EST. I go wheels up at 2:45 whether she's on board or not. Isabel, you better have it together by Friday, I wouldn't want you to disappoint a Pastor.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Introduction

Well, I suppose if she's been selected to meet Reverend Osborne, she can't be all bad. I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. As long as there are no "hot mess" poems. I know exactly what "hot mess" means, the secret occult codex, from my days studying demonology while in seminary.

You know the Reverend, he always wants to 'meet and greet' the new flowers of the congregation. I am surprised of his offer of the plane fare though.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction

Isabel, you have been selected to win a weekend trip to Rev. Osborne's Brentwood Ca ranch. Please PM me a picture of your passport. Apparently the last winner was not of age (I certainly thought she was older than 15) and there was a little 'issue'.
This part of the kind Reverends 'Reach Out and Touch a Minority' program.

Well, I suppose if she's been selected to meet Reverend Osborne, she can't be all bad. I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. As long as there are no "hot mess" poems. I know exactly what "hot mess" means, the secret occult codex, from my days studying demonology while in seminary.