Hello there. I am Incredibly Boring so do Not Bother to Look at This Thread.

[Drayo10]

Hi. Hello.

My name is Matthew Reindo (That's pronounced in three syllables, long "e", long "o"). I am male, a Christian, and, unfortunately, not very active.
For Christ or in general. Really, there isn't much to say about myself, aside from my sarcastic, occasionally insane-sounding bantering, and a personal dislike for any form of smileys whatsoever.

Don't ask about the smileys. They just agitate me for some reason. Sorry for the inconvenience.

My favorite verse from the Bible... I don't actually have one.
The whole book is glorious, right?

I came to find Jesus through my parents. Nothing special there.

The church I go to would be River of Love. It's a nice place. Everyone has a sense of humor, the pastor is very nice, and the sermons are not only very attention-getting, but have some great humorous moments for the attentive person.

And, I'm somewhat of an amateur writer. Haven't made anything noteworthy yet, but if you would like to hear what plots and characters I've cooked up so far, I'd be happy to talk about 'em.

Other than that, though, there isn't very much for me to say about myself.
I do have some questions regarding a few games I play though, if you people would be willing to listen.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there.

A church called the "River of Love?"

Sounds like a porno movie. What city and state are you in? Please post a link to your church website.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.


And we are not interested in hearing your unsaved opinions about chink video games. We're here to Praise Jesus.

[Drayo10]

Re: Hello there.

River of Love. Yes.
River of Love Ministries is the full name.

It's a local church, so there actually isn't a website. It's a little too small to be able to get a server that would be useful to spread information.

I'm in Virginia, sir. As for what city I'm in... I hope you don't mind, but I REALLY dislike getting that specific over the internet when dealing with where I live. Call me overly paranoid if you will, but... I've seen one too many cases of location divulging go off the wrong end. Sorry about that.

As for questions, most of mine have already been answered, save for one that I have no idea how I would go about searching for it. And really, it's just a minor question.

If you don't mind me asking, what's with the trademark sign over "True Christians"? It would seem that being a True Christian wouldn't need to be trademarked...

As for videogames, it's really just one that hasn't been discussed yet. Would it be alright if I gave a small description as to what it is, sir?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there.

River of Love. Yes.
River of Love Ministries is the full name.

It's a local church, so there actually isn't a website. It's a little too small to be able to get a server that would be useful to spread information.

The one in Virginia? Not small, so much as non-denominational false Christians, boy.

I'm in Virginia, sir. As for what city I'm in... I hope you don't mind, but I REALLY dislike getting that specific over the internet when dealing with where I live. Call me overly paranoid if you will, but... I've seen one too many cases of location divulging go off the wrong end. Sorry about that.

You're a liar. You are in Godless Europe.

As for videogames, it's really just one that hasn't been discussed yet. Would it be alright if I gave a small description as to what it is, sir?

No, it would not.

[Drayo10]

Re: Hello there.

....You know, I should probably just back out before something ends up going south.

Like Jesus said, "Turn the other cheek".

I'll just go and read around the forums.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there.

....You know, I should probably just back out before something ends up going south.

Like Jesus said, "Turn the other cheek".

I'll just go and read around the forums.

Excellent plan. And when you return to this thread, be prepared to apologize for lying on God's favorite forum.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello there.

....You know, I should probably just back out before something ends up going south.

Like Jesus said, "Turn the other cheek".

I'll just go and read around the forums.

Do you have any clue whatsoever what Jesus meant when He said to "turn the other cheek"?

From the context of your use, I'm assuming not. Why don't you Google it?

Also, I find it hard to believe that anyone who's read the Bible has no favorite Scripture. So, I assume you haven't read it.

Not having read it is fine; we'd rather you be honest than try to tell us what you think we want to hear. We're happy to help you learn about God, Jesus, and what the Bible REALLY says!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there.

Do you have any clue whatsoever what Jesus meant when He said to "turn the other cheek"?

From the context of your use, I'm assuming not. Why don't you Google it?

Also, I find it hard to believe that anyone who's read the Bible has no favorite Scripture. So, I assume you haven't read it.

Not having read it is fine; we'd rather you be honest than try to tell us what you think we want to hear. We're happy to help you learn about God, Jesus, and what the Bible REALLY says!

Rev. Rodimer, the "River of Love Ministries" operates a daycare center for poor people in Virginia. I can't imagine that any of them have ever even owned a Bible, much less read it.