Hello to all.

[Brother Acrobrand]

Hi everyone. My name is Acrobrand. As the first part of my name suggests, my father was a Greecophile who thinks that the gay culture of Greece had a lot to do with the true religion that is called Christianity.

I was a useless masturbator who was only interested in porn, Hellywood films and video games. Thankfully, my Christian college teacher instructed me to read Bible only once in hope of salvation. This way, I found Jesus and learned the true Christianity.

Since I'm someone who is recently saved, I'm yet to go to a church.

My favorite Bible verse is John 5:19 : "So Jesus said to them, “Truly, truly, I say to you, the Son can do nothing of his own accord, but only what he sees the Father doing. For whatever the Father does, that the Son does likewise."

God be with us all.
Acrobrand

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hello to all.

Welcome, friend. There is more joy in heaven over one sinner who repents than ninety-nine righteous people (Luke 15:7).

Now that you have beaten porn addiction and fapping, continue to read and study the KJV Bible daily and your Walk with Christ with get better and better! But always remember the dangers of falling back: "Wherefore, let him that thinketh he stand take heed lest he fall" (I Corinthians 10:12).

In Him,

Pastor Ed

[EmmaLee]

Re: Hello to all.

Welcome to the church!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello to all.

Welcome friend, How many non-gaywise sons has God seen fit for your wife to produce?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello to all.

Hi everyone. My name is Acrobrand. As the first part of my name suggests, my father was a Greecophile who thinks that the gay culture of Greece had a lot to do with the true religion that is called Christianity.

I was a useless masturbator who was only interested in porn, Hellywood films and video games. Thankfully, my Christian college teacher instructed me to read Bible only once in hope of salvation. This way, I found Jesus and learned the true Christianity.

Since I'm someone who is recently saved, I'm yet to go to a church.

My favorite Bible verse is John 5:19 : "So Jesus said to them, “Truly, truly, I say to you, the Son can do nothing of his own accord, but only what he sees the Father doing. For whatever the Father does, that the Son does likewise."

God be with us all.
Acrobrand

Welcome to our humble True Christian™ forum friend! And while I think it's great that you've decided to quit yanking it 24/7/365, that in itself doesn't make you Saved©. Only a select few can attain the Kingdom, and most of them are members of our church!

Also, and this isn't a minor point, you need to be reading the King James Bible. All other Bibles dilute the word of God. The passage you quoted above reads as follows in the One True Bible.

Then answered Jesus and said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, The Son can do nothing of himself, but what he seeth the Father do: for what things soever he doeth, these also doeth the Son likewise.
John 5:19

[Deaner]

Re: Hello to all.

my father was a Greecophile who thinks that the gay culture of Greece had a lot to do with the true religion that is called Christianity.

I was a useless masturbator who was only interested in porn,

My favorite Bible verse is John 5:19 : "So Jesus said to them, “Truly, truly, I say to you, the Son can do nothing of his own accord, but only what he sees the Father doing. For whatever the Father does, that the Son does likewise."

So your father was a porn addicted, fag, masturbator and you're trying to blame all you're problems on him?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello to all.

Sweet Jesus I can't stand the Greeks. They're all fags of course, but they have a uniquely rancid odor that just makes me wretch.

Anyway, welcome to God's favorite forum. If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[Brother Acrobrand]

Re: Hello to all.

Also, and this isn't a minor point, you need to be reading the King James Bible. All other Bibles dilute the word of God.

Thanks friend. I'll read from now on only the King James Bible.

By the way isn't John Boehner a Catholic?

So your father was a porn addicted, fag, masturbator and you're trying to blame all you're problems on him?

If only I was raised in a True Christian™ family...

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Thanks, Pastor Ezekiel. It's made me feel safer when you showed me now that I relinquish all my rights to God™.