Hello There.

[Gallarean]

Hi there. I came across your forums whilst several of my friends (aka unsaved trash) were making fun of you. I was interested in what you had to say because I really don't understand it. And I just have a few questions. Since I want to be polite I would like to know if this is the appropriate place to ask questions.

[Jedediah]

Re: Hello There.

Hi there. I came across your forums whilst several of my friends (aka unsaved trash) were making fun of you. I was interested in what you had to say because I really don't understand it. And I just have a few questions. Since I want to be polite I would like to know if this is the appropriate place to ask questions.

While your relative tact and your desire to behold the breathtaking majesty of God's Word are commendable, it seems there is room for improvement when it comes to your reading comprehension. The introduction forum is not a place for you to ask questions. It is a place for you to answer them.

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Please share more information about yourself, so we may know how to best go about sharing our witness with you. In what manner of sin and depredation do you wallow?

[Gallarean]

Re: Hello There.

I apoligize for not finishing the application. I am a non-demolitional christian, because I think the whole church should be unified regardless of our differences. I have 4 churches in my area and I go to all of them switching off every Sunday. I have found that most of our beliefs are very similar. The readings are almost exactly the same.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello There.

The Holy Bible is not "non-denominational." I wonder which Bible version you use?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Gallarean]

Re: Hello There.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Thank you for responding so quickly. When you say the above statement am I not aloud to ask questions? I dont want to be disrespectful to you or your ways as that is one of my beliefs.
As I said before when I decided to become non-denominational I also ahd the same question. I bought several bibles and studied them like the church readings the verses are synonymous of each-other.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello There.

Thank you for responding so quickly. When you say the above statement am I not aloud to ask questions? I dont want to be disrespectful to you or your ways as that is one of my beliefs.
As I said before when I decided to become non-denominational I also ahd the same question. I bought several bibles and studied them like the church readings the verses are synonymous of each-other.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

By the way, please read my sermon on how to tell which Bible is the one TRUE version HERE.

[Gallarean]

Re: Hello There.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

Thank you Sir. I have indeed read your thread. (This is an honest question) Is it disrespectful In your opinion to ask a question or point out a verse (from your version) in scripture on a thread? Ie Downs is a choice ect? I would hate to ruin such an opportunity to learn about such a unique faith.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello There.

Thank you Sir. I have indeed read your thread.

Sure you did.

It's a seven-part sermon full of complex Biblical theories. If you read and understood that sermon, then I'm flipping oysterbugers for the king of spain.

(This is an honest question) Is it disrespectful In your opinion to ask a question or point out a verse (from your version) in scripture on a thread? Ie Downs is a choice ect? I would hate to ruin such an opportunity to learn about such a unique faith.

Read and pray and learn. Let Jesus open your heart. Get on your knees and beg Jesus to enter your heart. He can show you.

If you came here to play "gotcha" with True Christians™, you've made a serious mistake.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello There.

I would hate to ruin such an opportunity to learn about such a unique faith.

Why should obeying God's Commands, as presented in the top-selling book of all time, the Bible, be "a unique faith"?

Or do you mean compared to the humanist twaddle most modern pseudo-Christians preach, where the god in their minds disagrees with what the Bible says, so they imagine that the real God is such a pathetic weakling that He can't even get His own Book right?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello There.

What's a gallarean?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello There.

What's a gallarean?

It's a type of boat or measurement of liquid.

YIC

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello There.

Sounds like someone who shops too much.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hello There.

I apoligize for not finishing the application. I am a non-demolitional christian, because I think the whole church should be unified regardless of our differences. I have 4 churches in my area and I go to all of them switching off every Sunday. I have found that most of our beliefs are very similar. The readings are almost exactly the same.

So a Jehovah's Witness who doesn't believe in the deity of Christ should join with Baptists who do? Are you suggesting that Mormons who believe in a false book of lies about gold plates and underwear should worship in the same church as those who believe the Bible only? And we haven't even begun to talk about the more serious differences between the sects; such as, should those who believe in stoning adulterers and adultresses (the faithful) have fellowship with them that do not??...

"Can two walk together except they be agreed?" (Amos 3:3)

"And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common." (Acts 4:32)

You obviously have a lot to learn.

Pastor Ed

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Hello There.

Hi there. I came across your forums whilst several of my friends (aka unsaved trash) were making fun of you. I was interested in what you had to say because I really don't understand it. And I just have a few questions. Since I want to be polite I would like to know if this is the appropriate place to ask questions.

Welcome Gallarean! It is nice to meet you! Your politeness is appreciated, although we want to make sure that it isn't of a false nature. So often we get these busy-bodies who wish to come in here, to our Internet home, and try to spout off on how they know better than a 6,000 year old religion. First they try to win our trust, then they start offering suggestions and one things leads to another and soon they are in our home bossing us around!

Can you tell us a little bit about what it means to be a "non-demolitional" Christian? Does that involve not demolishing things? Because let me tell you, whenever Sister Mary Sue brings in her Boysenberry pie for potluck, boy, do we put a demolishing on that bad boy

As a True Christian(tm) it is my (and the rest of my brothers' & sisters') duty to make sure that you don't fall into the age-old trap of "all religions are the same" or any of that flim-flam. There is one religion that will get you to Heaven. There are an infinite number of them that will get you to Hell. We True Christians have been called by God to the right one, and it is our job to corral you into it also!

[Gallarean]

Re: Hello There.

If your serious... your retarded. The bible is not ment to be interpted in a literal fashion. For example in psalm 137:9 it says happy is a man who smashes babies heads against rocks! Do you believe in that? If this is a joke then you have WASTED a massive ammount of time. The bible was not written by Jesus or God. BUT PEOPLE. People who heard and saw about Jesus.