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I just thought I would pop in and say hello! How are all of you? I see you have been getting a lot of new people 
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Yes, mostly imbeciles who've never read the Bible and find it horrifying, and think it's our fault that they hate God, or something.Originally posted by Ian O. View PostI just thought I would pop in and say hello! How are all of you? I see you have been getting a lot of new peopleBible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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That is unfortunate
Have you had any success in convincing them to read?Comment
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Of course, there has ALSO been that pesky problem of unsaved™ halfwits registering and not knowing how to follow VERY BASIC posted instructions on how to make a proper introduction, like telling us who and where they are and how they came to find Jesus, where they go to church, etc.
You see, unlike Satan, his messengers tend to be extremely stupid.
Pastor Ed
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True, my Brother, but there are also folks like Ian here, who registered in May, and are back for more because they have realized they simply can't live a fulfilling life without the Love of Jesus.Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View PostBible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
I had a feeling this was meant for me.
I have come back to learn a little more. I have brushed up more on my Bible.
But I do have a question:
How should you retire a Bible? One thats been defiled or very worn. Would you burn it as you would do with an American Flag?Comment
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How wonderful!Originally posted by Ian O. View PostI had a feeling this was meant for me.
I have come back to learn a little more. I have brushed up more on my Bible.
After reading the Bible, the only question you have is what to do with an old one?But I do have a question:
How should you retire a Bible? One thats been defiled or very worn. Would you burn it as you would do with an American Flag?
Well, while the Bible contains God's Holy Word, the book itself is just an object. Treating it as anything else would be idolatry.
Some people burn or bury worn-out Bibles, to show them the same respect they show the remains of their loved ones.
My congregation recycles them by adding them to the material taken by the shredding truck.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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Don't use it for rolling papers. The ink is bad for you. Zig-Zag whites are $1, c'mon.Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
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Originally posted by Didymus Much View PostDon't use it for rolling papers. The ink is bad for you. Zig-Zag whites are $1, c'mon.
I do not smoke. Why would you even think about trying that?Comment
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You're going to burn if you don't repent, nancy.Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Are you saying I should smoke?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostYou're going to burn if you don't repent, nancy.
Do we have the ability to see the reason behind an infraction?Comment
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Ok nevermind about the reason.
I do not recall howling for the islamic devil.Comment
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Are you sure?Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
Ozzy Osbourne sang about doing exactly that:
Note: Women and children and those weak in their faith should not watch this video, as they may be tempted into worshiping the moon-demon Allah.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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I am positive. I received an infraction for supposingly doing so.Comment
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Anyone who talks about bible and flag burning is clearly a terrorist. I have my eye on you, Achmed.Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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