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  • Ian O.
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    • May 2012
    • 55
    #16
    Re: Hey There!

    Well if you knew anything about the American flag then you would know that when it becomes unservisable you are supposed to burn it. Burying it or throwing it away is deemed disrespectful. I was just wondering if it were the same case with the Holy Bible. I don't think a Holy Bible should be found in a dumpster.

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      • Professor Bessemer
        Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
        Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
        Darwin's Worst Nightmare
        True Christian™
        • May 2009
        • 2952
        #17
        Re: Hey There!

        Why not? Maybe an unsaved hobo would find it, read it, a discover the love of Jesus. Why do you hate hobos?
        Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251
            #18
            Re: Hey There!

            How did you "defile" your Bible?

            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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              • Ian O.
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                • May 2012
                • 55
                #19
                Re: Hey There!

                I didn't defile my Bible. I keep mine in pristeen condition. I thought of it while looking at another thread. Another user posted a picture of a Bible that was writen on with blasphemous words.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78551
                    #20
                    Re: Hey There!

                    Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
                    I didn't defile my Bible. I keep mine in pristeen condition. I thought of it while looking at another thread. Another user posted a picture of a Bible that was writen on with blasphemous words.
                    You didn't let it get mouldy, did you?

                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Ian O.
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                        • May 2012
                        • 55
                        #21
                        Re: Hey There!

                        Definitley not. How would that even happen?

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                          • Yea-tho-we-walk
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                            • Nov 2010
                            • 390
                            #22
                            Re: Hey There!

                            Ian, I still have the very same ten pound King James Bible that my departed father used to beat me with! Just like the old rugged cross, that old Bible brings tears to my eyes to this very day. On the positive side, my daily beatings put me on the right track with Jesus, but on a slightly sour note, I have a condition known as 'St Vitus's Dance', and a very lazy eye due to the repeated blows to the head. Also from the blows to my head, my tongue involuntarily hangs out the side of my mouth, but I just push it back in with my finger every five minutes or so. I consider these minor details trivial compared to the eternity I will spend groveling before my Savior!!!

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748
                                #23
                                Re: Hey There!

                                It's not really a problem for me. I never get rid of anything. I probably have a hundred bibles in different places and in various boxes. You can always send it to Africa or Australia.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                    Forum Member
                                    • May 2008
                                    • 13996
                                    #24
                                    Re: Hey There!

                                    Originally posted by Ian O. View Post
                                    Definitley not. How would that even happen?
                                    The very same druggies who use Bible pages to roll marihuana "doobies" also use Bibles, soaked in water and nutrients, to grow their "shrooms".
                                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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