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  • Johnny May
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    • Jul 2012
    • 4

    #1

    Hello forumers

    My name is Jonathan May.

    I only recently came across this place and saw there was a lot of interesting stuff to read.

    I myself live in Dublin in Ireland. A place so filled with sinners and satanic influence, its almost like walking on burning coal every day. But, walking with Jesus still makes me feel alright.

    I grew up in the very evil lutheran environment, but I discovered very early how false it was and went my own ways at a young age.

    Praise the Lord!
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: Hello forumers

    Hello Jonathan!

    Ireland, huh? I hope you aren't wearing a kilt.



    (Deuteronomy 22:5) "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • Johnny May
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      • Jul 2012
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      #3
      Re: Hello forumers

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      Ireland, huh? I hope you aren't wearing a kilt.
      Not a chance, and I am originally part scottish. I would never wear a kilt and loath the sight of a sinner in them!

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #4
        Re: Hello forumers

        Can you not read?

        What Church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and where did Jesus first touch you?

        Maybe you ease up on the booze and your vision will improve.

        Genesis 9:21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Johnny May
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          • Jul 2012
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          #5
          Re: Hello forumers

          Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
          Can you not read?

          What Church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and where did Jesus first touch you?

          Maybe you ease up on the booze and your vision will improve.

          Genesis 9:21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent

          YIC
          I apologize. I do not attend a Church here in Dublin, I mainly keep to myself. This town is way to multi-cultural for me to put my trust into a Church here. I was 12 yrs old when I first experienced the true Jesus, up until then I was living unhappily in a lutheran family, but was too young to decide for myself.

          My favourite Bible verse comes as early as Genesis 1:25
          But, I do like quite a few.

          Contrary to everyone else here I do not drink booze.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #6
            Re: Hello forumers

            Welcome to God's favorite forum, Johnny O'May. Praise Jesus for keeping you sober and off the Jameson's. Surely you can find a decent Independant Baptist Church somewhere in papist Ireland.

            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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