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  • #1

    HALLELUJAH!

    Why I've been searching for years to find a place where our LORD Jesus Christ is truly honored and respected like he is on this forum (except for the silly, silly unsaved that come along now and then.)

    I don't trust the internet (too many sinners) so I won't give you my name but please call me SavedBelle or Sister Belle will do just peachy. I was born and raised Southern Baptist (AMEN) and praised Jesus from my father's knee (along with healthy portions of chicken and dumplings!) My dear mama went to heaven about twelve years ago now. She's with our LORD and I envy her!

    Nice to meet all of you! Let's raise a joyful noise to the LORD together!
    It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid. Luke 16:17
    LET ME HEAR AN AMEN.
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  • #2
    Re: HALLELUJAH!

    Welcome, Belle. How many children has Jesus blessed you with?

    Pastor Ed

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    • #3
      Re: HALLELUJAH!

      Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us your name, and what part of North Carolina you live in. What church do you attend? How many future soldiers for Christ have you produced for your Husband?

      Can I assume that you have His permission to be posting here?

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Re: HALLELUJAH!

        I like to say I'm from Georgia (it's where I was born and raised) but I guess the LORD clued you in that I'm in NC currently. My husband works in the furniture industry and the LORD saw fit to move us to High Point. We currently attend English Road Baptist Church with our two beautiful twin future soldiers, Will and Miriam.
        It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid. Luke 16:17
        LET ME HEAR AN AMEN.

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        • #5
          Re: HALLELUJAH!

          Originally posted by SavedSouthernBelle View Post
          ...our two beautiful twin future soldiers, Will and Miriam.
          You named your son Miriam?

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          • #6
            Re: HALLELUJAH!

            Oh, no, they are fraternal twins.
            It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid. Luke 16:17
            LET ME HEAR AN AMEN.

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            • #7
              Re: HALLELUJAH!

              Originally posted by SavedSouthernBelle View Post
              I was born and raised Southern Baptist...
              So I take it you do a lot of hooping and hollering in church?

              Well never mind, welcome aboard, and please do tell us your name. Don't worry, it's just us talking here. We want to get to know you as well as we can!
              WARNING:
              In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
              REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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              • #8
                Re: HALLELUJAH!

                Welcome, Belle!



                I can't help but note in your signature that you've quoted a false Bible, instead of the KJV. Why is that?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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