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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #16
    Re: I just turned 18

    Originally posted by lady_c View Post
    ummm sure, I'll send it express post. Hope it doesn't get to furry....
    Why are you sending letters to furries in the first place? What the Devil is wrong with you?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748
        #17
        Re: I just turned 18

        I'd like to take this time to award Mr. McKain the Landover spelling award. Your attention to proper capitalization and punctuation have not gone un-noticed. Think of how happy your teachers must be!!

        I, personally, may now be tempted to read your posts, and not just skip over them like I do the other morons who post here.

        We, as a group, appreciate your effort and the courtesy it shows us and the rest of your readers. Welcome!
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Peter McKain
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Apr 2008
            • 35
            #18
            Re: I just turned 18

            Thank you, although I am not Mormon I do try to write legible posts. Admittedly though you may find in the future that my use of punctuation can be rather odd; semi colons are abused.

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748
                #19
                Re: I just turned 18

                Originally posted by Peter McKain View Post
                Thank you, although I am not Moron I do try to write legible posts. Admittedly though you may find in the future that my use of punctuation can be rather odd; semi colons are abused.
                The semicolon is a much understood yet useful punctuation mark; proper use shows attention to detail. Most people eschew its use and substitute lots of dashes *(-) because there's no real rule for them and they don't want people repeating colon rules to them. Using a full stop (.) is a simple alternative, but less elegant when a semi-colon would be appropriate.

                Hmmmm... maybe I'll start a Love thy Colon thread.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Justina Thyme
                    Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 1718
                    #20
                    Re: I just turned 18



                    Poster girl!
                    Last edited by Justina Thyme; 06-20-2008, 09:26 PM.
                    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                     Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
                    LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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