I just turned 18

[Peter McKain]

This is SOMEONE SAVE ME

I just turned 18; now i can be here.

[Talitha]

Re: I just turned 18

So, why don't you tell us about yourself?

Your favorite Bible verse?

[Peter McKain]

Re: I just turned 18

I actually started a thread where I did just that. My first name was SOMEONE SAVE ME. I was banned though because I was underaged and unfortunately in my hast for salvation I over looked the forum rule stating that I must be 18 to post.

Thankfully it was my birthday today.

[Talitha]

Re: I just turned 18

I actually started a thread where I did just that. My first name was SOMEONE SAVE ME. I was banned though because I was underaged and unfortunately in my hast for salvation I over looked the forum rule stating that I must be 18 to post.

Thankfully it was my birthday today.

Wow!! That's some coincidence.

You wouldn't be lying to me would you boy?

Remember, Jesus is watching

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I just turned 18

I actually started a thread where I did just that. My first name was SOMEONE SAVE ME. I was banned though because I was underaged and unfortunately in my hast for salvation I over looked the forum rule stating that I must be 18 to post.

Thankfully it was my birthday today.

So friend have you thrown off the foolishness of youth and are ready to Repent of your depravity? Please describe the disgusting things you have done that you need Jesus’ forgiveness for.

[Peter McKain]

Re: I just turned 18

I have tried to live a life of purity but you assume right that I as all humans am a sinner and in constant effort to gain salvation through prayer and repentance.

I have succumbed to pride and even arrogance at times. I have harbored filthy thoughts regarding women and I have judged those around me without first seeking the word of God.

My darkest and most unforgivable sin however has been my indifference. I have not acted when confronted by those who would twist the words of the Lord for their own purposes. I have offered only an attempt at persuasion and when assaulted by the trash of the world.

I understand now that the true path to salvation is to be found in the Bible. Though I am not as scholarly as I pray to be I believe that as a good Christian it is my duty to uphold the name and word of the Lord against those sinners who would think to taint it.

For my sins I pray everyday and am in constant repentance. Though I do not deserve it, I truly hope to attain salvation through God's mercy.

[Talitha]

Re: I just turned 18

I have tried to live a life of purity but you assume right that I as all humans am a sinner and in constant effort to gain salvation through prayer and repentance.

I have succumbed to pride and even arrogance at times. I have harbored filthy thoughts regarding women and I have judged those around me without first seeking the word of God.

My darkest and most unforgivable sin however has been my indifference. I have not acted when confronted by those who would twist the words of the Lord for their own purposes. I have offered only an attempt at persuasion and when assaulted by the trash of the world.

I understand now that the true path to salvation is to be found in the Bible. Though I am not as scholarly as I pray to be I believe that as a good Christian it is my duty to uphold the name and word of the Lord against those sinners who would think to taint it.

For my sins I pray everyday and am in constant repentance. Though I do not deserve it, I truly hope to attain salvation through God's mercy.

Well, that's a very good start.
Brought a tear to my eyes I can tell ya'.

[lady_c]

Re: I just turned 18

But Talitha, your incapable of emotions....

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I just turned 18

I have tried to live a life of purity but you assume right that I as all humans am a sinner and in constant effort to gain salvation through prayer and repentance.

I have succumbed to pride and even arrogance at times. I have harbored filthy thoughts regarding women and I have judged those around me without first seeking the word of God.

My darkest and most unforgivable sin however has been my indifference. I have not acted when confronted by those who would twist the words of the Lord for their own purposes. I have offered only an attempt at persuasion and when assaulted by the trash of the world.

I understand now that the true path to salvation is to be found in the Bible. Though I am not as scholarly as I pray to be I believe that as a good Christian it is my duty to uphold the name and word of the Lord against those sinners who would think to taint it.

For my sins I pray everyday and am in constant repentance. Though I do not deserve it, I truly hope to attain salvation through God's mercy.

Friend,

Come on friend, your life has been far worse than that. You need to bare your soul to The Lord. We need to hear about every perverted sex act you have done. Just because it is something embarrassing like you "M"ing with your mother's vacuum cleaner or you ran around in drag giving other guys a hummer you still need to get it off your chest so Jesus can forgive you.

[Talitha]

Re: I just turned 18

But Talitha, your incapable of emotions....

Oh, so you dare fantasize about me now?
Look Missy, I don't know who let you back in here, but your stay will be a very short one unless you comply.
Now, go bake a Pie for me as an apology.

[lady_c]

Re: I just turned 18

ummm sure, I'll send it express post. Hope it doesn't get to furry....

[Peter McKain]

Re: I just turned 18

In complete honesty and before the lord:

I have no sin to confess in regards to a depraved sex act. Although I have had heterosexual thoughts about women that are indeed sinful. I repent for those and with the strength of Christ I have not given into my sinful lusts.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I just turned 18

In complete honesty and before the lord:

I have no sin to confess in regards to a depraved sex act. Although I have had heterosexual thoughts about women that are indeed sinful. I repent for those and with the strength of Christ I have not given into my sinful lusts.

Why aren't you over in Iraquistan helping our Godly troops send mudslimes to hell? Do you hate freedom?

[Peter McKain]

Re: I just turned 18

Of course not. God granted humans free will and thus I believe he wants all good Christians to be free. As for the Iraqi people. They are not good Christians and I believe we have been to lax with them. Until they learn to accept Christ into their lives they do not deserve to be free and the greatest gift we can give them is merely hope for salvation through assimilation.

[WickedWitch]

Re: I just turned 18

In complete honesty and before the lord:

I have no sin to confess in regards to a depraved sex act. Although I have had heterosexual thoughts about women that are indeed sinful. I repent for those and with the strength of Christ I have not given into my sinful lusts.

Great Gods on Olympus! This is a most dire emergency, indeed! I shall be over there immediately to remedy this problem of yours.

Oh, just so you don't mistake me for a common prowler, I'll be the tall, dark-haired, scantily clad woman with the "come hither" stare waiting for you in your room.