Hello my good christians, I'm new!

[Stay Sinful]

My name is Dante, the vaginal destroyer.

LEVITICUS 24:16 “And whoever blasphemes the name of the Lord shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him.”

You are all ignorant, stupid old men. You deprive your women of sex 'cause some imaginary being tells you what to do. You follow this old book anyone could make. That's like making a religion for Stephen Walking. Sure this thread will get closed or deleted, but it will just go to show your ignorance, and hatred for happiness. You mindless pigs should be put to death for being so dumb, and ignorant. Nothing can express my hate for you child-loving bastards. Have fun living life sucking up to your imagination. Your wives fantasize about other men while you sit there like dumbasses thinking you're doing the right thing. Pitiful.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello my good christians, I'm new!

Hey Danny!

Jesus told us numbnuts like you would be along to persecute us:

(1 Peter 3:14) "But and if ye suffer for righteousness' sake, happy are ye: and be not afraid of their terror, neither be troubled."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello my good christians, I'm new!

Who is Stephen Walking?

The love child of Christopher Walken and Stephen Hawking?



That was a nice picture of Santa Claus showing his true nature, anyway.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello my good christians, I'm new!

Who is Stephen Walking?

I think he writes a book a week about ghosts or fat ladies that kidnap people and call them Mr. Man or something like that.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello my good christians, I'm new!

I think he writes a book a week about ghosts or fat ladies that kidnap people and call them Mr. Man or something like that.

I thought that was Stephen King. The one who manages to work a redneck raping his own son into just about every book.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello my good christians, I'm new!

You deprive your women of sex 'cause some imaginary being tells you what to do.

Welcome, friend! You seem a mite confused about certain things. Just to be clear, if and when I choose to marry, I guarantee you I will not deprive my woman of sex, except during her unclean time. Every fertile day of her life is a day that should be spent making babies for Jesus!

Your wives fantasize about other men while you sit there like dumbasses thinking you're doing the right thing.

Who cares what's going on between a woman's ears? As long as she keeps her mouth shut about it and attends to her womanly duties, that's what counts. Trying to keep track of the thoughts that careen around inside a woman's skull makes about as much sense as trying to count the flies swirling around a piece of rotten meat.

Anyway, I can't help but notice you haven't told us which church you attend.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Hello my good christians, I'm new!

Who cares what's going on between a woman's ears?

I didn't know anything went on between a woman's ears.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello my good christians, I'm new!

I've said it before and I'll say it again, anytime someone starts a greeting with "My good (insert noun)", insults and arrogance are sure to follow.

• My good sir,
• My good fellow,
• My good Christians,

It's all a ruse.

[TheAlaskanDopeAddict]

Re: Hello my good christians, I'm new!

Welcome, friend! You seem a mite confused As long as she keeps her mouth shut about it and attends to her womanly duties, that's what counts.

Wow, sexist much?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello my good christians, I'm new!

Wow, sexist much?

If you're accusing me of believing that the Bible is correct when it prescribes very different roles for men and women, then yes, I am guilty as charged.

I suppose you think you'd be doing women a favor by thrusting them into situations they can't handle, such as battlefield combat, firefighting, or scientific and engineering jobs?

You, my friend, are womanhood's worst enemy.

[TheAlaskanDopeAddict]

Re: Hello my good christians, I'm new!

If you're accusing me of believing that the Bible I suppose you think you'd be doing women a favor by thrusting them into situations they can't handle, such as battlefield combat, firefighting, or scientific and engineering jobs?

I don't think I ever said that?
I have no problem with them fighting for our US freedoms.
I have no problem with keeping them home in the US.
Our US freedoms involve Freedom of region, so why must all people be whatever you tell them to be?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello my good christians, I'm new!

Our US freedoms involve Freedom of region, so why must all people be whatever you tell them to be?

I'm not quite sure what you mean by freedom of region, friend. Are you referring to our constitutional right to move about as we please?

As to your little question there, I do not expect anybody to be anything. People should be what God tells them to be; it has nothing to do with me or my preferences.

[TheAlaskanDopeAddict]

Re: Hello my good christians, I'm new!

I meant to say religion, but your forum has no modify option, and I can only post every 700 seconds.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello my good christians, I'm new!

In that case, I'm even more puzzled by your query. How would our US freedoms involving freedom of religion have any bearing on who or what God wants us to be?

[LordHaveMercy]

Re: Hello my good christians, I'm new!

I meant to say religion, but your forum has no modify option, and I can only post every 700 seconds.

This is because we mean what we say, we have nothing to hide, and no need to change.

Lord is God!