[Little Donkey]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

As a Pastafarian I consider myself saved as well. So I am glad I am welcome here.

Ha ha. We get it, it's all a big joke to you. At least have the decency to leave now.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

As a Pastafarian I consider myself saved as well. So I am glad I am welcome here.

You are the opposite of Saved(c), pal. You are a godmocking pervert, and the Holy Bible tells us that.

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

Maybe this fake Pastafarian should try talking with the real deal.

[Higgins]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

Maybe this fake Pastafarian should try talking with the real deal.

I do miss Captain Butterscnapps or whatever his name was. He always did have a kind word about pasta and would be about as respectful as any pasta worshipping rum soaked pirate could be.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

I do miss Captain Butterscnapps or whatever his name was. He always did have a kind word about pasta and would be about as respectful as any pasta worshipping rum soaked pirate could be.

I think he's dead or in prison in Laos, one or the other.

[luvpasta]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

You are the opposite of Saved©, pal. You are a godmocking pervert, and the Holy Bible tells us that.

Thank you for your kind welcome.

Maybe this fake Pastafarian should try talking with the real deal.

It's good to see you gladly welcome Pastafarians. I knew you were just kidding with me earlier. . You got me good. Well I'm glad my initiation into this forum is over and we can start talking about what really matters, Pirates , strippers, beer and his Holy day of rest, Friday.

I do miss Captain Butterscnapps or whatever his name was. He always did have a kind word about pasta and would be about as respectful as any pasta worshipping rum soaked pirate could be.

Thank you for the compliment. Yarrrrgghh

I think he's dead or in prison in Laos, one or the other.

I do someday wish to travel to Laos. I've heard its a wonderful country for a pirate . I have been busy working recently. You must be able to relate with that, right? Thank his Noodliness that Friday is soon! Also, no one in this forum has engaged me in the discussion that I had hoped for.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

*** typical attention whoring *** Also, no one in this forum has engaged me in the discussion that I had hoped for.

Did I miss something? Are you ready to discard your God-mocking nonsense and talk about the Glory of Our Lord Jesus Christ?



YiC,

Zech

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

It's good to see you gladly welcome Pastafarians. I knew you were just kidding with me earlier.

Kidding? About what?

That you're a rude, insulting, witless douchbag?

That Pastafarianism is a made-up religion intended only to insult Christianity?

That this is a Christian church's discussion forum, and that we only allow Unsaved Trash like you to join so we can help them understand who God and Jesus really are and what the Bible actually says instead of the silly fairy tales the Catholic Cult and the Methodists and the Presybterians, etc. spoon-feed children and adults alike?

No, we weren't kidding at all.

Did you bother to read any part of this forum outside of your introduction thread? Do you see us yammering like idiots about strippers and beer?

Witless. Douchebag. YOU.

[Higgins]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

All that is horrible at Pastafarians can be surmised by the lo mein god's chosen people, pirates, shown below:

I mean the older pirate is practically raping that little girl! What is worse is he is clearly using those puppets from a christian children's show to spread his homopasta propaganda!