Friendly Pastafarian

[luvpasta]

Hi all,

I am a pastafarian, but I feel a strong connection to anyone that has faith. I like talking to people of other faiths to find out what he have in common and how we can make the world a better place. A few things about me:

32 years old
I live in Switzerland! But I am from Indiana.
I like hiking, skiing and kayaking and being outdoors in general.

Let me know if there's anything else you'd like to know about me! I know it is your policy to say what church you attend and your favorite Bible verse. I have never attended church as pastafarianism is largely based on your individual faith. I have read the Bible, it was quite interesting, and my favorite verse was Acts 19:10

[Alphonse Alban]

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Hi all,

I am a pastafarian, but I feel a strong connection to anyone that has faith. I like talking to people of other faiths to find out what he have in common and how we can make the world a better place. A few things about me:

32 years old
I live in Switzerland! But I am from Indiana.
I like hiking, skiing and kayaking and being outdoors in general.

Let me know if there's anything else you'd like to know about me! I know it is your policy to say what church you attend and your favorite Bible verse. I have never attended church as pastafarianism is largely based on your individual faith. I have read the Bible, it was quite interesting, and my favorite verse was Acts 19:10

We have seen some of you swedish people here before. Usually you are very rude and hateful, I hope you are not one of there raving heathens.

If you want world to become a better place, you just need to accept Jesus as your personal Saviour and then start converting other people to Jesus. World will be a much better place once everyone follows the one true religion, Christianity.

[luvpasta]

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We have seen some of you swedish people here before. Usually you are very rude and hateful, I hope you are not one of there raving heathens.

If you want world to become a better place, you just need to accept Jesus as your personal Saviour and then start converting other people to Jesus. World will be a much better place once everyone follows the one true religion, Christianity.

Hello Brother Alphonse,

Actually I am American. I am only working in Switzerland (not Sweden) for about a year then I plan to move back to Indiana. I am not rude or hateful so we won't have that problem.

I don't want to get into a debate about who's religion is the "one true religion" as that is not something that we Pastafarians do. I just like interacting with other people with faith, because we share a common humility since we know there is something greater than us out there.

[luvpasta]

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I forgot to say that I hope it's alright if I call others here by their first name. My name is Michael. Feel free to call me that or by my username

[Steve]

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I forgot to say that I hope it's alright if I call others here by their first name. My name is Michael. Feel free to call me that or by my username

Hello Michael, you can call me Mr. Blunder for now. Tell me, why have you chosen pasta (and terefore eternal Hellfire Exodus 22:20 rather than choosing the love of Jesus Christ and eternal bliss John 3:16?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Hi all,

I am a pastafarian, but I feel a strong connection to anyone that has faith.

I have faith that the high glycemic load and low fiber content of your ridiculous cult's primary sacraments (pasta and beer) will aid you on your mystical path to obesity, diabetes, colon cancer, and heart disease.

I like hiking, skiing and kayaking and being outdoors in general.

Do you live in Switzerland because you were deported for attempting to rape American military men in the outdoors? I'm surprised the General didn't just fill you full of hot lead!

Let me know if there's anything else you'd like to know about me!

Why do you hate Jesus and mock Him with your made-up false religion?

[luvpasta]

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Hello Michael, you can call me Mr. Blunder for now. Tell me, why have you chosen pasta (and terefore eternal Hellfire Exodus 22:20 rather than choosing the love of Jesus Christ and eternal bliss John 3:16?

Hello Mr. Blunder,

I really don't want to debate which religion is "right" but this is a very interesting question. Us Pastafarians don't believe that Heaven and Hell are like you believe them to be and we don't believe that accepting Jesus Christ is the way to get to Heaven. In fact sometimes when I talk to other Pastafarians a similar question comes up. "Why don't Christians accept his Noodliness thus guaranteeing them a place in Pastafarian Heaven?" We always come to the conclusion that everyone is entitled to their own beliefs and if a Christian wants to believe in Jesus Christ only his Noodliness (our God) can tell them that they should believe differently.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Hello Mr. Blunder,

I really don't want to debate which religion is "right" but this is a very interesting question. Us Pastafarians don't believe that Heaven and Hell are like you believe them to be and we don't believe that accepting Jesus Christ is the way to get to Heaven.

. . . and that is why God will burn you alive in His Lake of Fire for all time.

We always come to the conclusion that everyone is entitled to their own beliefs and if a Christian wants to believe in Jesus Christ only his Noodliness (our God) can tell them that they should believe differently.

We agree. You're entitled to any beliefs you choose. You are also entitled to the consequences of your choices, of which God has informed you and all humanity via the Bible.

<-- You, discovering no beer volcanoes, no stripper factories, and no all-you-can-eat pasta bars, just unending agony.

[luvpasta]

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I have faith that the high glycemic load and low fiber content of your ridiculous cult's primary sacraments (pasta and beer) will aid you on your mystical path to obesity, diabetes, colon cancer, and heart disease.

Do you live in Switzerland because you were deported for attempting to rape American military men in the outdoors? I'm surprised the General didn't just fill you full of hot lead!

Why do you hate Jesus and mock Him with your made-up false religion?

Hi Rev. Rodimer,

Us Pastafarians eat much more than just pasta and beer. Do not worry, I eat a very balanced diet. I hope you are joking about wishing obesity, diabetes, colon cancer and heart disease on me.

I live in Switzerland because I am helping film a movie about the Swiss Alps. They are truly beautiful mountains that prove creationism. Only an intelligent being could craft something as incredible as the Alps.

Please see the last post for an answer to your last question. In short, I do not hate Jesus at all as I would treat him with respect and love as I would treat any other human being. Also, we do not see our religion as being made up. We also don't see any other religion as being made up. There are many religions in the world and everyone should be able to make their own decision as to which to choose.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Hi Rev. Rodimer,

Us Pastafarians eat much more than just pasta and beer. Do not worry, I eat a very balanced diet. I hope you are joking about wishing obesity, diabetes, colon cancer and heart disease on me.

I didn't wish anything on you. I said I have faith that the high glycemic load and low fiber content of your sacraments would aid you on that path. Perhaps you should work on your reading comprehension.

There are many religions in the world and everyone should be able to make their own decision as to which to choose.

That's called free will.

You are free to choose to accept the consequences of denying Jesus.

[luvpasta]

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. . . and that is why God will burn you alive in His Lake of Fire for all time.

We agree. You're entitled to any beliefs you choose. You are also entitled to the consequences of your choices, of which God has informed you and all humanity via the Bible.

<-- You, discovering no beer volcanoes, no stripper factories, and no all-you-can-eat pasta bars, just unending agony.

Very true. However I do not believe that those are the consequences of my beliefs, so that will not influence me to accept Jesus.

[Didymus Much]

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...I am not rude or hateful so we won't have that problem...

Not accepting Christ's unconditional love (by completely submitting to the authority of the Bible and God's appointed representatives here on Earth, the Landover Baptist Pastoral equipe) is about as rude and hateful as you can get.

...I don't want to get into a debate about who's religion is the "one true religion" as that is not something that we Pastafarians do...

You'd lose, anyway.

...I just like interacting with other people with faith, because we share a common humility since we know there is something greater than us out there.

Humility before God? Of course. Humility before people who believe in a patently false and made-up religion with such ridiculous tenets as beer volcanoes in Heaven? Never.

...Us Pastafarians don't believe that Heaven and Hell are like you believe them to be and we don't believe that accepting Jesus Christ is the way to get to Heaven...

According to you, everyone goes to Heaven, but those who have not accepted His Noodliness (and/or lived lives of sin and evildoing) are consigned to subservient roles, so (for example) Adolf Hitler would be scrubbing the shitters. The problem with that is: any Heaven that included Adolf Hitler would not truly be a Heaven for most people.

[luvpasta]

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Not accepting Christ's unconditional love (by completely submitting to the authority of the Bible and God's appointed representatives here on Earth, the Landover Baptist Pastoral equipe) is about as rude and hateful as you can get.

You'd lose, anyway.

Humility before God? Of course. Humility before people who believe in a patently false and made-up religion with such ridiculous tenets as beer volcanoes in Heaven? Never.

According to you, everyone goes to Heaven, but those who have not accepted His Noodliness (and/or lived lives of sin and evildoing) are consigned to subservient roles, so (for example) Adolf Hitler would be scrubbing the shitters. The problem with that is: any Heaven that included Adolf Hitler would not truly be a Heaven for most people.

Hello Didymus,

I'm sorry that you find it rude and hateful that I do not accept Christ. I guess we have different definitions of rude and hate. Please understand that I consider calling my religion "patently false and made-up" is very disrespectful. How would you feel if I said that about Christianity?

There is a Pastafarian Hell and I am certain that Hitler would be there.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Very true. However I do not believe that those are the consequences of my beliefs, so that will not influence me to accept Jesus.

You don't have to believe in God.

God believes in you. And He will resurrect you from the dead specifically so He can torment you for all time.

Enjoy your brief life of God-mockery. I hope it will provide you many hours of entertainment as the flames of God's Lake of Fire sear your immortal flesh . . . forever.

[luvpasta]

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You don't have to believe in God.

God believes in you. And He will resurrect you from the dead specifically so He can torment you for all time.

Enjoy your brief life of God-mockery. I hope it will provide you many hours of entertainment as the flames of God's Lake of Fire sear your immortal flesh . . . forever.

In fact I do believe in God and I am a God-loving person. It just happens that I have faith in a different God. I would like this particular discussion to end as we simply have different beliefs.

Are there any more questions about me as far as what I enjoy doing? Where and how I grew up? Or should I consider myself introduced?