[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello I am considered a 'noob'

I have read the bible with my mom when I was little and currently I read a chapter every night. and I am a real christian and the people who have committed Blasphemy and will most likely go to hell. and I am having a hard time learning about this site so when I figure out how to put a picture I will.

Well dear, you might spend a little less time learning how to put up an avatar and spend a little more time learning about the Christian Faith. Have you perused our lovely Bible Study forums yet?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello I am considered a 'noob'

Welcome Holly. Tell me, do you follow Gods word as written in the Bible exactly? Or do you modify it? Many people do you know. Could you imagine, someone likes something you baked, does not follow the exact instructions you give them to make the same thing? They get mad at you when it is really their fault for not following the instructions you put great effort in writing out. God feels the same way.

I hope you are a good and honest girl and not some trollop. What music do you listen to? Are you engaged yet?

[Faith_Machine]

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I am sorry. I admit I am not very good at english. I am a Christian I promise on God. I never promise on God unless it is not possible to be proven false. I am really trying to put i picture up but I have no idea how to get the pixels right. It seems every picture is too big.

My dear friend, you might want to think very carefully about whether you want to "promise on God." There are certainly a few places in the Bible where such behavior is discouraged:

James 5:12

12 But above all things, my brethren, swear not, neither by heaven, neither by the earth, neither by any other oath: but let your yea be yea; and your nay, nay; lest ye fall into condemnation.

As to your problem uploading your picture, I would suggest you resize it post haste. We're all just dying to be able to put a face to the name!

[hollysteck]

Re: Hello I am considered a 'noob'

I am sorry. I admit I am not very good at english. I am a Christian I promise on God. I never promise on God unless it is not possible to be proven false. I am really trying to put i picture up but I have no idea how to get the pixels right. It seems every picture is too big.

[Faith_Machine]

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and I am a real christian and the people who have committed Blasphemy and will most likely go to hell.

This sentence is self-contradictory. Either you are a real Christian or you are the people who have committed blasphemy and will most likely go to Hell. You can't be both.

Given that you capitalize the word "blasphemy," but not the word "Christian," I have a pretty good idea which one you are.

This makes me very sad. Have you made any progress with that picture of yourself playing the flute at least? Maybe if you really play that flute well, and dedicate all your playing to God, perhaps He will be able to enter you and fill you up with His spirit.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Hi, Holly!

I am on my schools Honor Role, I am 17

Wow.

Holly, I'd like you to look up "role" in the dictionary. Use an online dictionary if you don't have a real one at home.

Are you sure that's what you're on? Or perhaps you have embellished your academic credentials just a tad . . .

[hollysteck]

Re: Hello I am considered a 'noob'

I have read the bible with my mom when I was little and currently I read a chapter every night. and I am a real christian and the people who have committed Blasphemy and will most likely go to hell. and I am having a hard time learning about this site so when I figure out how to put a picture I will.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello I am considered a 'noob'

I do hope this one is a real Christian returning to the gentle embrace of Jesus's conditional love and not another God mocker.

YIC

[Faith_Machine]

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Hello Holly, are you very good at playing the flute? You can use your talents to give glory to God, you know. I've noticed you do not yet have a profile pic uploaded. Why don't you upload a pic of yourself playing the flute?

[Little Donkey]

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I just don't get the obsession with "playing" with things that kids have these days. Put the oboe down, pick The Bible up. Same with all your other toys - it only leads to vanity when you worship some obscure skill on an instrument. Why not put the childish toys down now and start to listen to the Pastors like a grown up. Kids ...

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello I am considered a 'noob'

I do not have a husband and my friend is still stalling to take me so I havent been to church yet

But you read the bible, right? You have chosen the entirely real God out of all the other entirely imaginary supreme beings put forwards by heathens based on the infallible testimony of ancient prophets and divinely inspired scribes. You know about the Hell thing and other bits like a future legal obligation to execute homosexuals when we have laws based on biblical values.

I hope so because explaining all of this over and over to non-literate unsaved trash is tiresome. Read your bible and you will believe in God as much as we do.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Hello I am considered a 'noob'

I do not have a husband and my friend is still stalling to take me so I havent been to church yet

Beware, almost all Pastors are liars. You should listen to the good Landover Pastors and read your Bible. Every word from Genesis to the last Amen in Revelation. It will change your life.

YIC

Jack

[hollysteck]

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I do not have a husband and my friend is still stalling to take me so I havent been to church yet

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello my name is Holly I was told about this site from a friend cause I have never been to church before and was told I would like it. I got introuble for posting in a ONLY MEN thread which I am sorry for not seeing. I apologize. Here is some things about me, I know how to play three instruments, the Flute, Piano, and Keyboard. I am on my schools Honor Role, I am 17 and I am a really good cook. I have NEVER been anything but Christian but I dont know my fit yet.

You have never been anything but Christian and yet you've never been to church?

Oh you poor thing! We have many wonderful Bible studies here! I hope you won't hesitate to ask any questions you might have.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello I am considered a 'noob'

Welcome to God's favorite forum. What church does your husband take you to, young lady?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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