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  • Heya!

    I was born a Catholic although I abandoned church-going.
    Um, I do feel like religion is important and I do consider myself a Christian but I couldn't agree with some of the Catholic teachings. Also I grew bored of going to church.
    I figured that it'd be a sin to go to church just because I had to and ending up staring at the watch the whole time.

    Of course, I could not stay a Christian like that so I decided I'd take up reading the Bible. Currently read it all twice (I'm on my third time). Indeed, the Word of God is full of great moments and teachings! It has action, romance, comedy and drama. I personally love the way Christ replies to accusations.

    That said, I'm bad at citing it because my memory is always blurry and I don't write down verses and chapters (I used to, but stopped).

    I have to say my favorite Bible verse is Psalms 4:8

    Ah yes, I joined this forum partly because I had a thirst for religious debates and partly because I was amused by it.

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    Re: Heya!

    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: Heya!

      Woah, calm down, buddy! I didn't say you were wrong in your ways, did I?
      Nor did I try to claim my rights and all that!

      By the way, I did read it and at first I thought that this wasn't really for that BUT I saw many threads that proved otherwise. After all, a forum is a forum and forums are there for debates, aren't they? Otherwise, what purpose are there?

      I mean, if all you want is affirm your own beliefs you don't need the internet for that. You can do that with your familly, your neighborhood and your friends.

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      • #4
        Re: Heya!

        Originally posted by G.C.L. View Post
        Woah, calm down, buddy! I didn't say you were wrong in your ways, did I?
        Nor did I try to claim my rights and all that!

        By the way, I did read it and at first I thought that this wasn't really for that BUT I saw many threads that proved otherwise. After all, a forum is a forum and forums are there for debates, aren't they? Otherwise, what purpose are there?

        I mean, if all you want is affirm your own beliefs you don't need the internet for that. You can do that with your familly, your neighborhood and your friends.
        You are arguing with a member of the moderation team already, and you just got here, and have already been warned. Why shouldn't I ban you?

        Is your immortal soul worth so little that you would jeopardize it in the pursuit of bitterness?
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        • #5
          Re: Heya!

          Originally posted by G.C.L. View Post
          I was born a Catholic although I abandoned church-going.
          Um, I do feel like religion is important and I do consider myself a Christian but I couldn't agree with some of the Catholic teachings. Also I grew bored of going to church.
          I figured that it'd be a sin to go to church just because I had to and ending up staring at the watch the whole time.

          Of course, I could not stay a Christian like that so I decided I'd take up reading the Bible. Currently read it all twice (I'm on my third time). Indeed, the Word of God is full of great moments and teachings! It has action, romance, comedy and drama. I personally love the way Christ replies to accusations.

          That said, I'm bad at citing it because my memory is always blurry and I don't write down verses and chapters (I used to, but stopped).

          I have to say my favorite Bible verse is Psalms 4:8

          Ah yes, I joined this forum partly because I had a thirst for religious debates and partly because I was amused by it.
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          • #6
            Re: Heya!

            Originally posted by G.C.L. View Post
            Woah, calm down, buddy! I didn't say you were wrong in your ways, did I?
            Nor did I try to claim my rights and all that!

            By the way, I did read it and at first I thought that this wasn't really for that BUT I saw many threads that proved otherwise. After all, a forum is a forum and forums are there for debates, aren't they? Otherwise, what purpose are there?

            I mean, if all you want is affirm your own beliefs you don't need the internet for that. You can do that with your familly, your neighborhood and your friends.
            Typical rabble rouser.
            Friend, this is OUR private forum. You are here at our (and Gods) pleasure. We have rules. You are expected to follow those rules. I do not care one bit if you like it or not.
            There is the door pal, do not let it hit ya where the good Lord split ya.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #7
              Re: Heya!

              Hello welcome to the site! I am new also as you can tell since i just figured out how to put a picture up. It was a very amusing experience of figuring that out. I hope you get a great welcome and learn lots like I still am.

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              • #8
                Re: Heya!

                What does "G.C.L." stand for?
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                • #9
                  Re: Heya!

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  What does "G.C.L." stand for?
                  Let's hope it's not "Good Catholic Lady!"
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                  • #10
                    Re: Heya!

                    Originally posted by hollysteck View Post
                    Hello welcome to the site! I am new also as you can tell since i just figured out how to put a picture up. It was a very amusing experience of figuring that out. I hope you get a great welcome and learn lots like I still am.
                    So you're back to playing nicely? I seem to recall experiencing a shocking outburst by you not too long ago. I think you may possibly need an exorcism.

                    The Baptist kind, naturally.
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