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  • Brother Saxxxe
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2012
    • 1
    #1

    Introduction: Brother Saxxxe

    Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus


    Hi, my name is Charles Smith, i came from texas, i go to lakewood church

    Jesus replied: ” ‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’
    - Matthew 22:37-39

    I found Jesus when i was 8, my mom was a whore and she got killed by 3 rapist and my pastor told me it was the wrath of God since i have found Jesus and accept it as my lord and savior. Only him can save us from Hell. God help all the heretics.
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    • Deaner
      Christ's Love Messenger
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5932
      #2
      Re: Introduction: Brother Saxxxe

      Originally posted by Brother Saxxxe View Post
      Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus


      Hi, my name is Charles Smith, i came from texas, i go to lakewood church

      Jesus replied: ” ‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’
      - Matthew 22:37-39

      I found Jesus when i was 8, my mom was a whore and she got killed by 3 rapist and my pastor told me it was the wrath of God since i have found Jesus and accept it as my lord and savior. Only him can save us from Hell. God help all the heretics.
      Christ will not save yourself or your mother the whore. Only one chance...

      Give us a 500 word essay on why you and your mommy should be in heaven and not in hell. Go and ask your mother why she (honestly) has approximately 450 diseases in her cooter?

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453
          #3
          Re: Introduction: Brother Saxxxe

          Brother Deaner (as always) is spot on. You and if you can get it up, the next ten generations are all doomed to hell for being bastards.

          Deuteronomy 23:2
          2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748
              #4
              Re: Introduction: Brother Saxxxe

              That is not how you spell sexy, and I don't care what ghetto you come from.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050
                  #5
                  Re: Introduction: Brother Saxxxe

                  Originally posted by Brother Saxxxe View Post
                  ...since i have found Jesus and accept it as my lord and savior...
                  So Jesus is an inanimate object now?
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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996
                      #6
                      Re: Introduction: Brother Saxxxe

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      So Jesus is an inanimate object now?
                      He may mean this.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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