[GordiPordi]

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What's that? I can't hear you over me putting on my waist coat and fedora. Now, onto sleep!

[Rev. Edward Clement]

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All I can say is, I'd rather be in hell for standing up for my beliefs and for loving someone than go to heaven for hating those I love.

Friend, it appears as though you are all mixed up(so much so that you are unsure of wether you are male or female)I would say you may be a eunich but you are a heathen.

You cannot love more than one person, in a sexueral, homoerotic way, with possible wiccan implications of beastiality, and a coinciding identity problem at the same time, while being an atheist(which cannot have love in its heart, some say that atheists have no hearts, which explains their zombielike behavior and Richard Dawkins worship).

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Yay, an introduction. I am an 'it'.

By identifying as genderneutral, you are shaking your fist at the Almighty and proclaiming that you know more about His creation than He does.

Mark 10:6: But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.

[Jack O'fagan]

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Sorry, putting my mouth on the genitals of everyone they meet would make me a pervert. I am a virgin in every sense of the word and I am not a whore. That and I've never seen a penis nor cooter in real life, only during sex ed. Sorry mate. That and I can be proven to exist because, oh look I'm typing and responding to answers!

Well since you previously said that you could prove that you are a virgin you must have an intact cooter so that makes you a woman.

You must repent and put on a long, modest dress because God currently sees you as an abomination,

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God.


YIC

Jack

[GordiPordi]

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Right-o I'm off to sleep, goodnight trolls and haters! <3

Love,

Gordon.



Also, I'm an average sized human being. Just so you know. And I'm here to hope that someone will realize their ignorance in assumption that gays are horrible beings.

Also for the person who thinks by mate I mean sexual advances it means "friend" and I'm using it sarcastically.

[James Hutchins]

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Sorry, putting my mouth on the genitals of everyone they meet would make me a pervert. I am a virgin in every sense of the word and I am not a whore. That and I've never seen a penis nor cooter in real life, only during sex ed. Sorry mate. That and I can be proven to exist because, oh look I'm typing and responding to answers!

So you do not have a penis or a cooter, you are an abomination? If so, you are doomed to spend eternity in Hell. Pray to God to have mercy on your worthless soul.

No one here is your 'mate', please stop your perverted advances upon decent normal, people. Isn't there a place where they put you people?

[GordiPordi]

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Sorry, but none of us have aids, hiv, or any other std. You call me a pervert yet I don't watch porn, nor do I masturbate. Sorry to rain on your parade, mate.

[ExGay Alex]

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Sorry, putting my mouth on the genitals of everyone they meet would make me a pervert. I am a virgin in every sense of the word and I am not a whore. That and I've never seen a penis nor cooter in real life, only during sex ed. Sorry mate. That and I can be proven to exist because, oh look I'm typing and responding to answers!

Just as God can be proven to exist if you just look around.

I am pleased that you are still chaste for Christ, although a woman kissing another woman is pretty sinful, too. Can I take it that you exclude your own genitalia from the "never seen in real life" assertion? Or are you a hefty, large-figured gal who cannot see down there?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Then why are you here? To try and spread your it-ness around like some kind of plague?

I believe it is here to secretly promote Philicia: A Transvestite's How-to Orgie Guide, thereby violating our Biblically reinforced innocence. This one is a bad one for sure!

[GordiPordi]

Re: Yay, an introduction.

Sorry, putting my mouth on the genitals of everyone they meet would make me a pervert. I am a virgin in every sense of the word and I am not a whore. That and I've never seen a penis nor vagina in real life, only during sex ed. Sorry mate. That and I can be proven to exist because, oh look I'm typing and responding to answers!

[ExGay Alex]

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Just like you calling me something I asked politely for you not to call me is all that you can do on a Thursday morning? Get back to work. Besides as before stated, I do not believe in a God.

Similarly, I do not believe is polysexual perverts and deviants who put their mouths on the genitals of pretty much everybody they meet. And yet, there you are, as real as can be....

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Then why are you here? To try and spread your it-ness around like some kind of plague?

[GordiPordi]

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Just like you calling me something I asked politely for you not to call me is all that you can do on a Thursday morning? Get back to work. Besides as before stated, I do not believe in a God.

[Zechariah Smyth]

I can identify as what I please. Transgender I suppose may be a more correct term. I see myself as a specific gender or lack thereof, and I feel comfortable with it. Therefore I am happy with myself.

Look Cousin It, just saying something doesn't make it so. Only God has that power.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Since someone won't stop badgering me into posting an intro, I finally will. The name's Gordon, I often go by "Gordi" I'm an atheist and I love video games. I'm a virgin with a loving boyfriend and girlfriend. (We are polyamorous.) And since the same person also wants to know "How many times has your husband filled your womb with his babies." None, I have no kids, no husband, and am a virgin. I do not plan on having kids either. And since I saw someone comment on my gender I am genderneutral. I do not identify myself as male or female, personally, you can use whatever pronouns you want except "it" I will not tolerate that. I am also a Democrat, and hope to enlighten at least one of you to see that gays are not wrong.

Then kiss any chance of heaven goodbye. "Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety." (I Timothy 2:15)

You had better start loving the Lord and the kitchen and start popping out babies for a Godly husband before you get too old to do so, deviant!

Pastor Ed