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  • #1

    INTRODUCTION !!!

    HI!!! my name is joe and i am from illinois,about 25 miles west of the great satan known as "chicago" i do not belong to or only go to one church. i attend services in as many temples of christian worship that i can find.i don't have a favorite bible verse(the whole BOOK is so awesome c'mon how could i pick just one?) but if i had to pick a favorite it would be the ones where MY GOD talks about making non-believers SUFFER and pay!!!!!!! i found JESUS when i realized i did not have all the answers in life.HE and HIS book is all this CHRISTIAN SOLDIER needs. i love MY GOD the LORD and SAVIOR JESUS,TED NUGENT,THE CHRISTIAN COALITION,fully-automatic large-caliber machine pistols with extended magazines and of course-THE BIBLE
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    Re: INTRODUCTION !!!

    Originally posted by MYGODISAWESOME View Post
    HI!!! my name is joe and i am from illinois,about 25 miles west of the great satan known as "chicago" i do not belong to or only go to one church. i attend services in as many temples of christian worship that i can find.i don't have a favorite bible verse(the whole BOOK is so awesome c'mon how could i pick just one?) but if i had to pick a favorite it would be the ones where MY GOD talks about making non-believers SUFFER and pay!!!!!!! i found JESUS when i realized i did not have all the answers in life.HE and HIS book is all this CHRISTIAN SOLDIER needs. i love MY GOD the LORD and SAVIOR JESUS,TED NUGENT,THE CHRISTIAN COALITION,fully-automatic large-caliber machine pistols with extended magazines and of course-THE BIBLE
    Oh come on now, with all that enthusiasm, surely you can share with us one story that resonates with you!



    Anyway, are you married, Joe, and do you have many sons of which you can be proud?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: INTRODUCTION !!!

      Originally posted by MYGODISAWESOME View Post
      i don't have a favorite bible verse(the whole BOOK is so awesome c'mon how could i pick just one?) but if i had to pick a favorite it would be the ones where MY GOD talks about making non-believers SUFFER and pay!!!!!!!
      In other words, you've never read it.

      Which is why you would claim to go to "any church", when anyone who has read the Bible knows that most of those churches are populated by false Christians and Catholic cultists.

      Would you like to meet my friend and master Jesus? Start at Genesis 1, and find out who He is. After all, He is God.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #4
        Re: INTRODUCTION !!!

        Oh, Lord.

        My heathen sense is tingling so much that it's resonating with the low rent stealth field operating in this thread.

        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • #5
          Re: INTRODUCTION !!!

          Ted Nugent is a draft-dodger.



          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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          • #6
            Re: INTRODUCTION !!!

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            Ted Nugent is a draft-dodger.
            Not to mention a sodomite c*m-bucket.

            Or at least that's what certain ex-gays tell me.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7
              Re: INTRODUCTION !!!

              How are the temples? You like wearing the beanie?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #8
                Re: INTRODUCTION !!!

                Originally posted by MYGODISAWESOME View Post
                but if i had to pick a favorite it would be the ones where MY GOD talks about making non-believers SUFFER and pay!!!!!!!
                Please do give some direct quotations from the KJV.

                i love MY GOD the LORD and SAVIOR JESUS,TED NUGENT,THE CHRISTIAN COALITION,fully-automatic large-caliber machine pistols with extended magazines and of course-THE BIBLE
                The "Christian" Coalition was founded by notorious cafeteria Christian Pat Robertson. It is soft on Romanism and on uppity females who think that they can "interpret" their way out of 1 Timothy 2:12.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • #9
                  Re: INTRODUCTION !!!

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  Oh come on now, with all that enthusiasm, surely you can share with us one story that resonates with you!



                  Anyway, are you married, Joe, and do you have many sons of which you can be proud?
                  well it wasn't one incident but many.reading stories like this- http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1124416 led me to purchase several guns and rifles to protect myself from the heathens.Mary i am not married and no children unfortunately. i wish i had some young minds to mold!!!!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: INTRODUCTION !!!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                    Please do give some direct quotations from the KJV.

                    The "Christian" Coalition was founded by notorious cafeteria Christian Pat Robertson. It is soft on Romanism and on uppity females who think that they can "interpret" their way out of 1 Timothy 2:12.
                    ok ok here is a favorite "1 Corinthians 6:9-10 - "Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God." smite those darn queers!!!! i was unaware the Christian Coalition was founded by that pansy Pat Robertson.i thought he was the one who warned me about the homo tele-tubbies.i also just assumed that if your organization has the word "Christian" in it it is a winner.we cannot tolerate Romanism and uppity females.thank you for informing me.(jeez- i hope you aren't deceiving me)

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                    • #11
                      Re: INTRODUCTION !!!

                      Son, what do you have against capital letters and proper grammar?
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #12
                        Re: INTRODUCTION !!!

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        In other words, you've never read it.

                        Which is why you would claim to go to "any church", when anyone who has read the Bible knows that most of those churches are populated by false Christians and Catholic cultists.

                        Would you like to meet my friend and master Jesus? Start at Genesis 1, and find out who He is. After all, He is God.
                        that is not true.i have read some of it.it is very confusing though.i tend to cherry-pick what i need when i need it.i would like to meet your friend and master jesus.i bet he has some butt-kicking handguns and a concealed carry permit.

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                        • #13
                          Re: INTRODUCTION !!!

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          Son, what do you have against capital letters and proper grammar?
                          i have nothing against capital letters and proper grammar.i rely on THE LORD and spell-checker.apparently one of the 2 is not happy with me.i apologize.MY GOD will forgive me.will you?

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                          • #14
                            Re: INTRODUCTION !!!

                            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                            Ted Nugent is a draft-dodger.



                            Yours in Christ,

                            Z. Smyth
                            ouch!! my hero is a draft-dodger? boy i am getting schooled today.he says all the words i like to hear.just a short time ago he offended all those damn liberal commies when he stated that our country would have been better off had the south won the war.for me that is/was gold.i just assumed he was okay

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                            • #15
                              Re: INTRODUCTION !!!

                              Son, admit you're a lying God mocker and we may let you stay around long enough to learn something. And please, for Jesus' sake, try to use you shft key at least occasionally.
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                              God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



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