[MYGODISAWESOME]

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http://www.abc4.com/content/about_4/...RhrWCM9dQ.cspx this was probably a depraved homosexual going berserk.thankfully a citizen with a concealed carry permit stopped this sodomite in his tracks!!!!!

[MYGODISAWESOME]

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Son, admit you're a lying God mocker and we may let you stay around long enough to learn something. And please, for Jesus' sake, try to use you shft key at least occasionally.

Sir,i could never mock GOD.I hope you let me stay around it is quite obvious I have a lot to learn.And since you put it that way-"for JESUS' sake",I will learn to operate this keyboard properly.I promise I will be shiftier from now on. SMITE ON!!!!

[MYGODISAWESOME]

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UH OH. Jeez my first day and i already screwed up.I apologize.I just installed a solid-oak Church Kneeler in front of my gun cabinet and shrine to Jesus.I will now go and ask forgiveness for my transgression.I promise i won't be back or post again until my knees are bleeding.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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ok ok here is a favorite "1 Corinthians 6:9-10 - "Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God." smite those darn queers!!!!

I specifically asked for the KJV. We don't read modern Bible perversions here.

i was unaware the Christian Coalition was founded by that pansy Pat Robertson.i thought he was the one who warned me about the homo tele-tubbies.i also just assumed that if your organization has the word "Christian" in it it is a winner.we cannot tolerate Romanism and uppity females.thank you for informing me.(jeez- i hope you aren't deceiving me)

If you want to know whether we are deceiving you, just compare what we say to the King James Bible:

Acts 17:11: These were more noble than those in Thessalonica, in that they received the word with all readiness of mind, and searched the scriptures daily, whether those things were so.

[James Hutchins]

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!thgir ot tfel nac neve ooj eht desirprus ma I

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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UH OH. Jeez my first day and i already screwed up.I apologize.I just installed a solid-oak Church Kneeler in front of my gun cabinet and shrine to Jesus.I will now go and ask forgiveness for my transgression.I promise i won't be back or post again until my knees are bleeding.

Shrine?

Sounds like a Papist idolator to me.

[James Hutchins]

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Shrine?

Sounds like a Papist idolator to me.

Possibly, or one of those gues that drives around in the little cars wearing a fez.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Possibly, or one of those gues that drives around in the little cars wearing a fez.

Brother, the last think I want to think about is where a fat old man would "wear" Fez.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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that is not true.i have read some of it.it is very confusing though.i tend to cherry-pick what i need when i need it.

At least he admits it now.

i would like to meet your friend and master jesus.i bet he has some butt-kicking handguns and a concealed carry permit.

Not so. Were he on earth in bodily form now, Jesus would not need to conceal anything (See Matthew 10:27). He would carry openly, with a long-barrel six-shooter, like those in Godly Arizona.

Pastor Ed