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  • Johnny Wilkes
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    • Jul 2012
    • 1
    #1

    Salutations

    Greetings Landover Baptists,

    Allow me to introduce myself: I am Johnny Wilkes. I signed up for this site because I think it's good. Yeah, a real good site. I hope to fit in well; I'm not the sort to rock the boat. The only way in which I believe myself to be different from many of you is that I see that you folks support Republicans, whereas I can't stand the way the Tyrant wrassled away all the rights from the states in the War of Northern aggression, but God bless you anyway. After all we're Christians first (Colossians 1:17a), right?

    Thank you,
    Johnny Wilkes
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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251
      #2
      Re: Salutations

      Hello Johnny,

      Where do you go to church? How did Jesus enter your life? How many sons has your wife provided for God?

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth

      Originally posted by Johnny Wilkes View Post
      Greetings Landover Baptists,

      Allow me to introduce myself: I am Johnny Wilkes. I signed up for this site because I think it's good. Yeah, a real good site. I hope to fit in well; I'm not the sort to rock the boat. The only way in which I believe myself to be different from many of you is that I see that you folks support Republicans, whereas I can't stand the way the Tyrant wrassled away all the rights from the states in the War of Northern aggression, but God bless you anyway. After all we're Christians first (Colossians 1:17a), right?

      Thank you,
      Johnny Wilkes
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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063
          #3
          Re: Salutations

          Originally posted by Johnny Wilkes View Post
          Greetings Landover Baptists,

          Allow me to introduce myself: I am Johnny Wilkes. I signed up for this site because I think it's good. Yeah, a real good site. I hope to fit in well; I'm not the sort to rock the boat. The only way in which I believe myself to be different from many of you is that I see that you folks support Republicans, whereas I can't stand the way the Tyrant wrassled away all the rights from the states in the War of Northern aggression, but God bless you anyway. After all we're Christians first (Colossians 1:17a), right?

          Thank you,
          Johnny Wilkes
          What does any of that have to do with the Glory of God?
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775
              #4
              Re: Salutations

              Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
              What does any of that have to do with the Glory of God?
              Not a single thing, Brother. Not a single thing. This person thinks he's being clever by using only the first two names of the notorious assassin who took the life of the former American president Abraham Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth.

              Perhaps he thinks he'll find a haven for his racist agenda here. If so, he's sorely mistaken. As you know, Landover Baptist Church forum has a zero tolerance policy against racism.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996
                  #5
                  Re: Salutations

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  Not a single thing, Brother. Not a single thing. This person thinks he's being clever by using only the first two names of the notorious assassin who took the life of the former American president Abraham Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth.

                  Perhaps he thinks he'll find a haven for his racist agenda here. If so, he's sorely mistaken. As you know, Landover Baptist Church forum has a zero tolerance policy against racism.
                  I'm starting to think this forum needs a "Depraved Racist Bigot" award.

                  Maybe it could make use of this little fellow:



                  Or maybe Hitler, saying "I'm Racist"!
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050
                      #6
                      Re: Salutations

                      Welcome, John. I take it you're planning to vote Democrat in November?

                      WARNING:
                      In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                      REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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