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  • Removechristians
    Unsaved Trash, chinese anal sex fan
    • Aug 2012
    • 1

    #1

    Hello.

    Hello,

    I've been looking over these forums for a while now and want to say somthing.

    Do you guys just sit down looking at your computer screen all day?

    I've thought about buying some tickets for the nut-house, for you guys.
    Although ammunition for my rifle is quite cheaper, i am going to hell and i will be
    Punished for my crimes but, if it means sacrificing ones self for the happyness of others then i guess it's worth it.

    My children, i will hunt you all down.

    Have fun replying to someone who won't give a flying fuck about your comments,
    I guess i'll see you all in hell you Neo-Nazi fuckers.

    Prepare for the ping of death!
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: Hello.

    Originally posted by Removechristians View Post
    Hello,

    I've been looking over these forums for a while now and want to say somthing.


    Do you guys just sit down looking at your computer screen all day?


    I've thought about buying some tickets for the nut-house, for you guys.

    Although ammunition for my rifle is quite cheaper, i am going to hell and i will be
    Punished for my crimes but, if it means sacrificing ones self for the happyness of others then i guess it's worth it.

    My children, i will hunt you all down.

    Have fun replying to someone who won't give a flying piffle about your comments,
    I guess i'll see you all in hell you Neo-Nazi piffleers.

    Prepare for the ping of death!
    Did you know that interstate transmission of a threat is a felony?

    Did you know that Landover tracks all IP addresses?

    Did you know that proxy servers are not secure?

    Oh dear!



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: Hello.

      Moreover, Freehold has a MANDATORY reporting policy for these types of threats. No matter how much the pastors may want to cut you some slack, friend, they are REQUIRED BY LAW to report your terrorist threats to local and federal law enforcement agencies.

      You might want to go ahead and accept Jesus now. Maybe He will help you when you're locked up with large groups of smiling negroes.
      WARNING:
      In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
      REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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      • LBC loving Dutchmen
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2011
        • 216

        #4
        Re: Hello.

        And you'll just hope they have a real KJV 1611 in the prison library (only useful if you actually can read), so you'll know the Word of God
        II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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        • Alphonse Alban
          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
           
          • Feb 2011
          • 5724

          #5
          Re: Hello.

          Originally posted by Removechristians View Post
          Prepare for the ping of death!
          Don't forget to get your homies with you

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          • Brother Jared
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2012
            • 211

            #6
            Re: Hello.

            I think Matthew 26:52 explains it perfectly. I you come near my home with a gun, I shall be waiting on the doorslab to shoot you down, satan worshiper!
            "Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)

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            • Dr Laurence Niles
              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
               
              • Jan 2012
              • 9063

              #7
              Re: Hello.

              Originally posted by Removechristians View Post
              Hello,

              I've been looking over these forums for a while now and want to say somthing.

              Do you guys just sit down looking at your computer screen all day?

              I've thought about buying some tickets for the nut-house, for you guys.
              Although ammunition for my rifle is quite cheaper, i am going to hell and i will be
              Punished for my crimes but, if it means sacrificing ones self for the happyness of others then i guess it's worth it.

              My children, i will hunt you all down.

              Have fun replying to someone who won't give a flying piffle about your comments,
              I guess i'll see you all in hell you Neo-Nazi piffleers.

              Prepare for the ping of death!
              Honestly, this is the kind of blinkered kind of idiotic, poorly researched opinion piece that I have come to expect atheisticals, these days, I expect

              Do you expect anyone to miss this? Or in fact ignore it and pander to your fantasy?

              Let me spell it it out for you, buddy in good old American:

              YOU CAN'T BUY TICKETS FOR THE NUT HOUSE, YOU MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH SERVICE MANAGER!

              Idiot.
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • Pastor Ed Lowman
                Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                Always kind and loving
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2011
                • 1838

                #8
                Re: Hello.

                Originally posted by Removechristians View Post
                My children, i will hunt you all down.
                Prepare for the ping of death!
                You really think you can handle backwoods Baptists with two-story cabins, dogs, and rifle racks on every bed frame and basements-full of ammo you can't even walk through? And you'd have to cross them before you even made it into Freehold proper. You don't have a chance, pink boy.

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                • Forest Spirit
                  Unsaved trash, Repulsive pervert
                  Investigation Ongoing
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 153

                  #9
                  Re: Hello.

                  It must be a Muslim. I've grown to expect this from them.
                  Dog's are mans best friend .

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                  • Dr Laurence Niles
                    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                     
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 9063

                    #10
                    Re: Hello.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                    You really think you can handle backwoods Baptists with two-story cabins, dogs, and rifle racks on every bed frame and basements-full of ammo you can't even walk through? And you'd have to cross them before you even made it into Freehold proper. You don't have a chance, pink boy.
                    People like her do confuse me, Pastor.

                    I've seen the various virtual feeds of the Freehold Government Infiltration Modelling virtual scenarios and the assailants never make it past the first barricade.

                    And they are trained (virtual) agents (roll on Mr Romney becoming POTUS and the security protocols can be relaxed).
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: Hello.

                      Originally posted by Forest Spirit View Post
                      It must be a Muslim. I've grown to expect this from them.
                      I was guessing that we were witnessing the atheist devotion to tolerance, diversity, and rationality about which we keep hearing so much.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #12
                        Re: Hello.

                        Did I miss the "ping of death"? Or was he threatening to rape us with his micropenis?
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Jack O'fagan
                          With faith as immovable as the Earth
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 4836

                          #13
                          Re: Hello.

                          Originally posted by Removechristians View Post

                          Prepare for the ping of death!
                          I can hear quacking outside. Should I be scared?

                          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: Hello.

                            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                            I can hear quacking outside. Should I be scared?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #15
                              Re: Hello.

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              Did I miss the "ping of death"? Or was he threatening to rape us with his micropenis?
                              I've been getting pings of 8-11 msec. I don't think those are pings of death; in fact, I think they're pretty good.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                              Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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