Hello

[In Godes Vrees]

Good day, everyone!

I'll just introduce myself right away, I'm Frederik-Jan van Drachten, I live in the Netherlands and used to go to the Dutch reformed church. Though, after finding this site, I discovered that they're all going to hell anyway, so I thought it'd be best for me to just stick around here.

I personally want the Netherlands to become a part of the United States, so it can be freed from the unclean (muslims, gays, "christians", blech to all that).

Anyway, I hope we'll get along just fine!

Yours,

FJvD

[Brother Jared]

Re: Hello

That's nice.

Tell us your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

YIC

[Jedediah]

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My heart rejoices that the LORD has guided you here. What verses of Scripture do you most often find yourself turning to when in need of succor? How serious are you about turning over a new leaf and following His Word exactly as It was given unto us in the King James Authorized Version (c)1611? And I need you to be honest with us here - I only ask because you are from a nation of drug addicts - have you ever taken the dope?

[In Godes Vrees]

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That's nice.

Tell us your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

YIC

I very much like Psalm 109:1

How I came to find Jesus... Well, you could say I have always believed in Jesus and His words, to the word. At least from an early age on. Though, many people here call me "extreme" because of that. I usually reply saying that at least Jesus loves me. But, oh well, what can you do about stupid people?

[In Godes Vrees]

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And I need you to be honest with us here - I only ask because you are from a nation of drug addicts - have you ever taken the dope?

Of course not. That's exactly the reason I'd rather see the Netherlands under the right red-white-blue flag. To get rid of satanic things like the Dutch drug "policy".

[Brother Jared]

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How many sons have you brought to the world to praise and work for God? You are married right?

[In Godes Vrees]

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How many sons have you brought to the world to praise and work for God? You are married right?

I'm only eighteen, so no, I'm not yet married. Though, I of course plan to have kids, and teach them the true word of God.

[Brother Jared]

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You're 18 and not married yet?? What's wrong with you since you haven't found a wife yet?

[In Godes Vrees]

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You're 18 and not married yet?? What's wrong with you since you haven't found a wife yet?

The Netherlands are what's wrong, Brother. How easy do you think it is to find a proper wife in this godless, weed-smoking, prostitute-infested excuse of a country? It's not.

I plan to get married in the States, where I can be sure to be directed to the woman destined for my by the LORD Himself.

[Brother Jared]

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I'm fully aware of the depravity going on there. There's much work to be done in saving those souls from spreading their legs to the devil. I hope you're doing your part.

[In Godes Vrees]

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I'm fully aware of the depravity going on there. There's much work to be done in saving those souls from spreading their legs to the devil. I hope you're doing your part.

I thank you for your understanding. And I'm trying to do God's work by talking to people about Him, and trying to convince them to believe in His word, but most people here just won't listen.

It makes me wonder how long it will take before He will destroy this place, like He did to Sodom and Gomorrah.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Your username looks foreign, so I feel threatened and angry. What does it mean anyway? Couldn't you have picked something American like Bona Fide God Galoot?

Welcome I guess, try not to be too Dutch if you know what I mean (wear leather shoes while posting, etc.)

[In Godes Vrees]

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Your username looks foreign, so I feel threatened and angry. What does it mean anyway? Couldn't you have picked something American like Bona Fide God Galoot?

Welcome I guess, try not to be too Dutch if you know what I mean (wear leather shoes while posting, etc.)

Don't worry, it means "in God's fear", implying that I'm God-fearing.

The American flag is in front of the Dutch one in my avatar on purpose, by the way.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Good day, everyone!

Welcome! How are the Dutch dykes?

I personally want the Netherlands to become a part of the United States

That is never going to happen. We have standards here. We might nuke Holland if the international court in The Hague ever tries to judge an American though.

[In Godes Vrees]

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Welcome! How are the Dutch dykes?

I don't now, or care.

That is never going to happen. We have standards here. We might nuke Holland if the international court in The Hague ever tries to judge an American though.

I only want that so the Netherlands can be turned it into the paradise America is. Then the European scum can see that the way of God is the only right way.

Though, that'll be so hard, you might as well nuke it anyway, like you suggested.