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  • piglttn
    Unsaved trash, suspected eskimo
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2012
    • 8
    #1

    Eyes Open

    Hello.

    I had visited this site sceptical about the fact which is God.
    These threads have opened my eyes, this is truly a site determined to convert the unsaved trash of this world.
    With a decent mind, thou shall be saved by this site.

    21 Year old Unsaved Trash. I shall be saved

    Formed residential in Denmark, Though "The Cranky Old Man" have opened my eyes to leave this raping God forsaken land, i my next gold is to work my way, AWAY, from the curse wich is stown upon me by my unsaved parents. I Refused to be a Dane, i have now moved to the States to impact the votes towards a true president, and will look forward to Obama being removed from his undeserved power.

    Please welcome me, i welcome you into my life.
    And i shall tithe myself towards God though the Godly domain, Landoverbaptist.
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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996
      #2
      Re: Eyes Open

      I see you've overlooked the idiot-proof instructions at the top of the page. I'll re-post them for you:

      introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Eyes Open

          What did it say?

          Is that pig latin?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932
              #4
              Re: Eyes Open

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              What did it say?

              Is that pig latin?
              I think it's trying to be de-programmed from anal and oral sex. You in?

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: Eyes Open

                  Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                  I think it's trying to be de-programmed from anal and oral sex. You in?
                  You know it. That sort of thing is my specialty. I took classes in Pastor College for that. I earned my doctorate in deprogramming heathens from anal and oral sex. Not many Pastors can say that.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14616
                      #6
                      Re: Eyes Open

                      Originally posted by piglttn View Post
                      Hello.

                      I had visited this site sceptical about the fact which is God.
                      These threads have opened my eyes, this is truly a site determined to convert the unsaved trash of this world.
                      With a decent mind, thou shall be saved by this site.

                      21 Year old Unsaved Trash. I shall be saved

                      Formed residential in Denmark, Though "The Cranky Old Man" have opened my eyes to leave this raping God forsaken land, i my next gold is to work my way, AWAY, from the curse wich is stown upon me by my unsaved parents. I Refused to be a Dane, i have now moved to the States to impact the votes towards a true president, and will look forward to Obama being removed from his undeserved power.

                      Please welcome me, i welcome you into my life.
                      And i shall tithe myself towards God though the Godly domain, Landoverbaptist.
                      Hello "pig" - is that your nickname? It means something different here (well, I hope it does).

                      Have you left Denmark already?

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932
                          #7
                          Re: Eyes Open

                          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                          Hello "pig" - is that your nickname? It means something different here (well, I hope it does).

                          Have you left Denmark already?
                          Do the words "shoot once and run" mean anything in France?

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