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  • CryoGenesis
    Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
    • Aug 2012
    • 7
    #1

    Hello there. Some questions.

    Hello, first off I would like to say that I'm not here to troll or have an argument.
    All I want to talk about is your religion.
    Some questions:
    1. What is your view on gay marriage?
    2. Do you have any affiliation with Westboro Baptist Church and what is your view of them.
    3. Are you republican or democrat.
    4. What is worse Male homosexuality or Female homosexuality.
    5. Does god support abortion.
    6. What is the reason for cancer.

    Feel free to skip questions or not answer at all.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hello there. Some questions.

      Originally posted by CryoGenesis View Post
      Hello, first off I would like to say that I'm not here to troll or have an argument.
      All I want to talk about is your religion.
      Some questions:
      1. What is your view on gay marriage?
      2. Do you have any affiliation with Westboro Baptist Church and what is your view of them.
      3. Are you republican or democrat.
      4. What is worse Male homosexuality or Female homosexuality.
      5. Does god support abortion.
      6. What is the reason for cancer.

      Feel free to skip questions or not answer at all.
      This is called the INTRODUCTION forum, not the random questions forum.

      Please tell us about yourself, your church, and your walk with Christ.

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996
          #3
          Re: Hello there. Some questions.

          Originally posted by CryoGenesis View Post
          Hello, first off I would like to say that I'm not here to troll or have an argument.
          All I want to talk about is your religion.
          Some questions:
          1. What is your view on gay marriage?
          Read the forum and find out. Try the handy-dandy search function.
          2. Do you have any affiliation with Westboro Baptist Church and what is your view of them.
          Read the forum and find out. Try the handy-dandy search function.
          3. Are you republican or democrat.
          Read the forum and find out. Try the handy-dandy search function.
          4. What is worse Male homosexuality or Female homosexuality.
          Read the forum and find out. Try the handy-dandy search function.
          5. Does god support abortion.
          Read the forum and find out. Try the handy-dandy search function.
          6. What is the reason for cancer.
          Read the forum and find out. Try the handy-dandy search function.

          Feel free to skip questions or not answer at all.
          Feel free to introduce yourself, using the idiot-proof instructions at the top of the page, or piss off.

          Thank you for stopping by, and I pray you have a nice day!
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • CryoGenesis
              Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
              • Aug 2012
              • 7
              #4
              Re: Hello there. Some questions.

              I'm really liking the loving hospitality and help from these replies.
              Heck I'm going to convert to become as helpful as these guys!
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

                Comment

                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996
                  #5
                  Re: Hello there. Some questions.

                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

                    Comment

                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Hello there. Some questions.

                      Originally posted by CryoGenesis View Post
                      I'm really liking the loving hospitality and help from these replies.
                      Heck I'm going to convert to become as helpful as these guys!
                      You have 5 minutes to introduce yourself and start acting like a human being. Otherwise out you go.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • CryoGenesis
                          Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                          • Aug 2012
                          • 7
                          #7
                          Re: Hello there. Some questions.

                          Alright then.
                          My name is CryoGenesis. I live in the UK. I don't have a favourite bible quote.
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

                            Comment

                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: Hello there. Some questions.

                              Originally posted by CryoGenesis View Post
                              Alright then.
                              My name is CryoGenesis..
                              No, it isn't.

                              2 minutes left.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                • Jedediah
                                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                  Fisher of Men
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Feb 2010
                                  • 6824
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello there. Some questions.

                                  Originally posted by CryoGenesis View Post
                                  Alright then.
                                  My name is CryoGenesis. I live in the UK. I don't have a favourite bible quote.
                                  This is a Christian forum - a place for praise and fellowship. Why are you here? Did satan send you to persecute us for our cherished beliefs? If so, know that you only serve to multiply our blessings in Heaven.

                                  Matthew 5:10-11
                                  Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                                  Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                                  II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                                  And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                                  In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                                  Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                                  The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                                    • CryoGenesis
                                      Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                                      • Aug 2012
                                      • 7
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hello there. Some questions.

                                      Sorry I was replying to another post...
                                      Anyway, my name is David, I live in England, UK, and I am an Atheist.
                                      I am a computer programmer and a multi-millionaire.
                                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

                                        Comment

                                        • Jedediah
                                          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                          Fisher of Men
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Feb 2010
                                          • 6824
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hello there. Some questions.

                                          Who taught you to hate God? What terrible thing happened to make you turn from Him?
                                          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                                          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                                          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                                          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                                          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                                            • Mary Etheldreda
                                              Gushing for Jesus
                                               
                                              • Sep 2011
                                              • 23775
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hello there. Some questions.

                                              Originally posted by CryoGenesis View Post
                                              Sorry I was replying to another post...
                                              Anyway, my name is David, I live in England, UK, and I am an Atheist.
                                              I am a computer programmer and a multi-millionaire.
                                              Is this computer-geek-code for you are a hacker and live with your mother in her apartment?
                                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                • CryoGenesis
                                                  Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                                                  • Aug 2012
                                                  • 7
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hello there. Some questions.

                                                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                  Is this computer-geek-code for you are a hacker and live with your mother in her apartment?
                                                  I used to live in my mother's apartment but then I sold software until I could afford to live in my own house.
                                                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

                                                    Comment

                                                    • Mary Etheldreda
                                                      Gushing for Jesus
                                                       
                                                      • Sep 2011
                                                      • 23775
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hello there. Some questions.

                                                      Originally posted by CryoGenesis View Post
                                                      I used to live in my mother's apartment but then I sold software until I could afford to live in my own house.
                                                      Oh, I see!

                                                      Welcome to our friendly forums!

                                                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                        • CryoGenesis
                                                          Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                                                          • Aug 2012
                                                          • 7
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hello there. Some questions.

                                                          Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                                                          Who taught you to hate God? What terrible thing happened to make you turn from Him?
                                                          I was never taught to hate god. I never knew who he was until I was around 9-10 years old.
                                                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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