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  • Above all
    Unsaved trash, Finnish Eskimo
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2012
    • 3

    #1

    Greetings from Sweden!

    Let me start my introduction by apologizing for my bad American. I am from the cold north were we speak heathen language. Sorry.

    Before I tell you about how I found our great Lord, I would like to share my dark past.
    When I was a child my parents LET me listen to punk rock and it did not take long before I also listened to black metal, death metal and satanic verses.
    I was really intriged by this aggresive music and its evil message. Worship satan.
    I let my hair and beard grow long and I started to use drugs and sex, but I was not feeling well. The darkness inside me grew to the point where I did not care about anything but enjoying life and looking after for my fellow man. I realise now how selfish I was and I have changed now!

    When I met GOD I was having the time of my life. I was at a concert with three metal bands and I was drinking beer with a huge bunch of my friends. We chanted, drank som more, watched the concerts and danced all knight long. The whole evening was an euphoric inferno and as the last band entered the stage my body was so full of endorphins and dopamines, that I thought that the happines would never end.
    But it did! HE spooke to me! I did no here words in my ears or head but I knew with all of my body what HE was saying. I became clear sober and started to follow HIS command.
    I took my clothes and hurried home and since I did not own a bible I started to read his words on the internet. I KNEW HIS words are true! I knew why He wanted me to go home.

    I now I was having fun with the evil one and I do not think I ever will welcome in heaven. But I will try! I will try the best I can and more to get there and even if I don't, I know that HE whants it that way.
    I have a lot to learn about our LORD and HIS words but i will learn it all and spread it forward.
    My life has been miserable since I met him and I hate it, but I belive that it is the way HE whants Me and us to live. Some of us will get our reward in heaven.

    I am also going to declare WAR on Sweden, in Sweden!
    As you probably know Sweden is a Pagan country. A land of godless heathens, socialists, feminists, multi culture and every little commie punk kid can learn how to play an instrument, borrow one and start a satanic metal band, for FREE!

    Everyone here is of course free to ask me questions about my past and the hellish situation here in paganized Sweden. Also I know a lot of scandinavian, satanic metal that I can inform and warn about.
    I really hope you can let me be a part of your community so I can become a better lamb. A pure warrior lamb in GODS service!

    With all my best
    Jonis Karlsson
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Greetings from Sweden!

    Welcome to God's favorite forum, Bjorn. Do you get electricity in your igloo?

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Above all
      Unsaved trash, Finnish Eskimo
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2012
      • 3

      #3
      Re: Greetings from Sweden!

      Thank you a lot Pastor Ezekiel!
      And praise our LORD!

      I forgot to tell you about my church and my favorite KJB 1611 verse.
      Well to be honest, almost all of the churches here in sweden are commie shelters hosting fags and EVERYONE is welcome!
      I only whant to belong to a churc where every member is a true Christan and not liberal cooters. Therefore I dont belong to any church yet.


      All GOD's words are true! Every word as true as the next one and I have not yet learned all of them and I do not think it is fair to my belief to choose a verse before I know them all. I whant and need stable Christian ground under my feet and lots of KJB studies before I dare to favorise HIS words.

      Praise our LORD!

      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #4
        Re: Greetings from Sweden!

        Hello Jonis,

        Don't worry about your language skills...we have several swiss members here at Landover and they have all overcome their primitive barking and gnashing.



        And it's true that each word in the Bible is just as true as the next one, just like Jesus told us:

        (John 17:17) "Sanctify them through thy truth: thy word is truth."

        Tell me, what is your favorite animal to kill and gut up there in the godless tundra?

        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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