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  • WWJDnow
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    Re: 10 things I hate about Americans

    Originally posted by markymark View Post
    recently an American asked if Darren Rowse was anywhere near Cyclone Larry.
    Nobody cares about Darren Rowse or some guy with a nickname like Cyclone. Sounds like a couple of bikers to me.

    just because they're the worlds only remaining superpower doesn't mean that they are better than anyone else.
    That's true. We aren't better than everyone else because we're a superpower, we're a superpower because we're better than everyone else. God has blessed us because with a large military budget because we have not turned away from Him the way the rest of the world has.

    they believe that using military tactics will give them everything.
    When King David slaughtered the Moabites, what do you think he used, whiffle bats?

    Americans voted for Bush. Enough said.
    No, there's one more thing to be said. Twice. After all, Bush was a war President, and a great and good man.

    I hate the way Americans have destroyed the honourable English language.
    Q: What is an egg nishna?
    A: An air conditioner in Australia.

    Americans try to push their culture onto everyone else.
    Yes, Australia is full of American soldiers holding guns to the heads of Australian citizens forcing them to watch US TV shows.

    in America you can walk around with a gun.
    Damned straight. So don't think you can come here and mess with us.

    Rap music - an American phenomena that I dislike immensely. I would not even call it music, but they lap it up.
    I'll grant you that one. But hey, I'm white, don't blame me.

    actors and singers are at the top of the American social ladder, despite the fact that they don't actually do anything.
    Another valid point. Jesus should be at the top, followed by the good pastors of the Landover Baptist Church. Kirk Cameron is about the only celebrity worth considering.

    Oprah Winfrey - *shudders uncontrollably* - and I'm not the only one.
    See my answer to rap music, above.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    11. Americans are fat and lazy.
    12. Americans are too stupid to know how to vote correctly.
    13. Americans are letting the Mexicans and the Muslims take over our beautiful Christian nation.
    14. Americans let fags do whatever they want even become generals in the military.

    I'll add some more, later when I'm not so angry
    15. Americans refuse to stone sodomites, adulterers like Newt Gingrich, idolators like Newt Gingrich, people who work on the Sabbath, and others who offend God.

    16. Americans demand "church-state separation", instead of using a Constitution drawn directly from the Bible.

    17. Americans demand "freedom of speech", which allows them to insult Jesus (but never MooHamHead).

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  • Nobar King
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    11. Americans are fat and lazy.
    12. Americans are too stupid to know how to vote correctly.
    13. Americans are letting the Mexicans and the Muslims take over our beautiful Christian nation.
    14. Americans let fags do whatever they want even become generals in the military.

    I'll add some more, later when I'm not so angry

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  • Little Donkey
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    Only one thing to say dude: Hitler. Your country invaded Poland and killed millions of joos. And it did some bad things too.

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  • Nobar King
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    This is fantastic, I love list threads. I think I could go on all day long on this topic.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: 10 things I hate about Americans

    Originally posted by markymark View Post
    Just wanted to share this with all my christian friends.

    (1) Ignorance - recently an American asked if Darren Rowse was anywhere near Cyclone Larry. Darren lives in Melbourne, Larry is in far north Queensland. Don't worry mate, your only a couple of thousand kilometres off (don't get me started on the imperial system)

    (2) Arrogance - just because they're the worlds only remaining superpower doesn't mean that they are better than anyone else. In fact, I consider most countries superior to American in a lot of things, eg. friendliness, talent, skill.

    (3) Strong arm action - they believe that using military tactics will give them everything. It might at the moment, but it is causing all the nations that they invade to hate them.

    (4) Poor political decision - Americans voted for Bush. Enough said.

    (5) Mess around with our language - I hate the way Americans have destroyed the honourable English language. First they screwed around with spelling (Mum, not Mom!) and they have an idiotic accent that instantly makes people angry.

    (6) Cultural bullies - Americans try to push their culture onto everyone else. Take the TV show, the O.C. It is the worst show I have ever seen and yet it is being forced upon us. Bloody Americans!

    (7) Gun control - in America you can walk around with a gun. What a great idea! How stupid could you be!!! No wonder people are constantly killing each other.

    (8) Rap music - an American phenomena that I dislike immensely. I would not even call it music, but they lap it up.

    (9) Celebrity worship - actors and singers are at the top of the American social ladder, despite the fact that they don't actually do anything.

    (10) Oprah Winfrey - *shudders uncontrollably* - and I'm not the only one.

    PRAISE DA LORD!
    1. Stupid comment.
    2. You abos are like naughty pets. Fun to watch frolicking but seriously, more trouble than you are worth.
    3. You are just jealous. We have might because God Loves us.
    4. Ron Regan was the greatest President ever. Who do you have, Steve Irwin?
    5. Not 'your' language. It is based off of English. We fixed all the errors and omissions, making it the most universally accepted language in the world. By the way, 'mate' is a person you have sex with.
    6. See answer #3
    7. Praise the 2nd amendment! You people are not allowed to have guns because you are all descended from murderers.
    8. Ok, you have me there. It is spawn of the Devil. One good think about it is when I hear it, I know the person is bad and using self defense on them is justified.
    9. I worship Jesus Friend.
    10. Every now and then, people have the runs. We had Oprah. You had Crocodile Dundee.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    What's your fave Bible verse and how did you first discover the fabulous joy there is in kneeling before Jesus and being smothered in His love?

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  • Brother Jared
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    Originally posted by markymark View Post
    Just wanted to share this with all my christian friends.

    (1) Ignorance - recently an American asked if Darren Rowse was anywhere near Cyclone Larry. Darren lives in Melbourne, Larry is in far north Queensland. Don't worry mate, your only a couple of thousand kilometres off (don't get me started on the imperial system)

    (2) Arrogance - just because they're the worlds only remaining superpower doesn't mean that they are better than anyone else. In fact, I consider most countries superior to American in a lot of things, eg. friendliness, talent, skill.

    (3) Strong arm action - they believe that using military tactics will give them everything. It might at the moment, but it is causing all the nations that they invade to hate them.

    (4) Poor political decision - Americans voted for Bush. Enough said.

    (5) Mess around with our language - I hate the way Americans have destroyed the honourable English language. First they screwed around with spelling (Mum, not Mom!) and they have an idiotic accent that instantly makes people angry.

    (6) Cultural bullies - Americans try to push their culture onto everyone else. Take the TV show, the O.C. It is the worst show I have ever seen and yet it is being forced upon us. Bloody Americans!

    (7) Gun control - in America you can walk around with a gun. What a great idea! How stupid could you be!!! No wonder people are constantly killing each other.

    (8) Rap music - an American phenomena that I dislike immensely. I would not even call it music, but they lap it up.

    (9) Celebrity worship - actors and singers are at the top of the American social ladder, despite the fact that they don't actually do anything.

    (10) Oprah Winfrey - *shudders uncontrollably* - and I'm not the only one.

    PRAISE DA LORD!
    Why would we care about what you think?

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  • markymark
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    10 things I hate about Americans

    Just wanted to share this with all my christian friends.

    (1) Ignorance - recently an American asked if Darren Rowse was anywhere near Cyclone Larry. Darren lives in Melbourne, Larry is in far north Queensland. Don't worry mate, your only a couple of thousand kilometres off (don't get me started on the imperial system)

    (2) Arrogance - just because they're the worlds only remaining superpower doesn't mean that they are better than anyone else. In fact, I consider most countries superior to American in a lot of things, eg. friendliness, talent, skill.

    (3) Strong arm action - they believe that using military tactics will give them everything. It might at the moment, but it is causing all the nations that they invade to hate them.

    (4) Poor political decision - Americans voted for Bush. Enough said.

    (5) Mess around with our language - I hate the way Americans have destroyed the honourable English language. First they screwed around with spelling (Mum, not Mom!) and they have an idiotic accent that instantly makes people angry.

    (6) Cultural bullies - Americans try to push their culture onto everyone else. Take the TV show, the O.C. It is the worst show I have ever seen and yet it is being forced upon us. Bloody Americans!

    (7) Gun control - in America you can walk around with a gun. What a great idea! How stupid could you be!!! No wonder people are constantly killing each other.

    (8) Rap music - an American phenomena that I dislike immensely. I would not even call it music, but they lap it up.

    (9) Celebrity worship - actors and singers are at the top of the American social ladder, despite the fact that they don't actually do anything.

    (10) Oprah Winfrey - *shudders uncontrollably* - and I'm not the only one.

    PRAISE DA LORD!
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