10 things I hate about Americans

[markymark]

Just wanted to share this with all my christian friends.

(1) Ignorance - recently an American asked if Darren Rowse was anywhere near Cyclone Larry. Darren lives in Melbourne, Larry is in far north Queensland. Don't worry mate, your only a couple of thousand kilometres off (don't get me started on the imperial system)

(2) Arrogance - just because they're the worlds only remaining superpower doesn't mean that they are better than anyone else. In fact, I consider most countries superior to American in a lot of things, eg. friendliness, talent, skill.

(3) Strong arm action - they believe that using military tactics will give them everything. It might at the moment, but it is causing all the nations that they invade to hate them.

(4) Poor political decision - Americans voted for Bush. Enough said.

(5) Mess around with our language - I hate the way Americans have destroyed the honourable English language. First they screwed around with spelling (Mum, not Mom!) and they have an idiotic accent that instantly makes people angry.

(6) Cultural bullies - Americans try to push their culture onto everyone else. Take the TV show, the O.C. It is the worst show I have ever seen and yet it is being forced upon us. Bloody Americans!

(7) Gun control - in America you can walk around with a gun. What a great idea! How stupid could you be!!! No wonder people are constantly killing each other.

(8) Rap music - an American phenomena that I dislike immensely. I would not even call it music, but they lap it up.

(9) Celebrity worship - actors and singers are at the top of the American social ladder, despite the fact that they don't actually do anything.

(10) Oprah Winfrey - *shudders uncontrollably* - and I'm not the only one.

PRAISE DA LORD!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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[Brother Jared]

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Just wanted to share this with all my christian friends.

(1) Ignorance - recently an American asked if Darren Rowse was anywhere near Cyclone Larry. Darren lives in Melbourne, Larry is in far north Queensland. Don't worry mate, your only a couple of thousand kilometres off (don't get me started on the imperial system)

(2) Arrogance - just because they're the worlds only remaining superpower doesn't mean that they are better than anyone else. In fact, I consider most countries superior to American in a lot of things, eg. friendliness, talent, skill.

(3) Strong arm action - they believe that using military tactics will give them everything. It might at the moment, but it is causing all the nations that they invade to hate them.

(4) Poor political decision - Americans voted for Bush. Enough said.

(5) Mess around with our language - I hate the way Americans have destroyed the honourable English language. First they screwed around with spelling (Mum, not Mom!) and they have an idiotic accent that instantly makes people angry.

(6) Cultural bullies - Americans try to push their culture onto everyone else. Take the TV show, the O.C. It is the worst show I have ever seen and yet it is being forced upon us. Bloody Americans!

(7) Gun control - in America you can walk around with a gun. What a great idea! How stupid could you be!!! No wonder people are constantly killing each other.

(8) Rap music - an American phenomena that I dislike immensely. I would not even call it music, but they lap it up.

(9) Celebrity worship - actors and singers are at the top of the American social ladder, despite the fact that they don't actually do anything.

(10) Oprah Winfrey - *shudders uncontrollably* - and I'm not the only one.

PRAISE DA LORD!

Why would we care about what you think?

[Redeemed Papist]

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What's your fave Bible verse and how did you first discover the fabulous joy there is in kneeling before Jesus and being smothered in His love?

[James Hutchins]

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Just wanted to share this with all my christian friends.

(1) Ignorance - recently an American asked if Darren Rowse was anywhere near Cyclone Larry. Darren lives in Melbourne, Larry is in far north Queensland. Don't worry mate, your only a couple of thousand kilometres off (don't get me started on the imperial system)

(2) Arrogance - just because they're the worlds only remaining superpower doesn't mean that they are better than anyone else. In fact, I consider most countries superior to American in a lot of things, eg. friendliness, talent, skill.

(3) Strong arm action - they believe that using military tactics will give them everything. It might at the moment, but it is causing all the nations that they invade to hate them.

(4) Poor political decision - Americans voted for Bush. Enough said.

(5) Mess around with our language - I hate the way Americans have destroyed the honourable English language. First they screwed around with spelling (Mum, not Mom!) and they have an idiotic accent that instantly makes people angry.

(6) Cultural bullies - Americans try to push their culture onto everyone else. Take the TV show, the O.C. It is the worst show I have ever seen and yet it is being forced upon us. Bloody Americans!

(7) Gun control - in America you can walk around with a gun. What a great idea! How stupid could you be!!! No wonder people are constantly killing each other.

(8) Rap music - an American phenomena that I dislike immensely. I would not even call it music, but they lap it up.

(9) Celebrity worship - actors and singers are at the top of the American social ladder, despite the fact that they don't actually do anything.

(10) Oprah Winfrey - *shudders uncontrollably* - and I'm not the only one.

PRAISE DA LORD!

1. Stupid comment.
2. You abos are like naughty pets. Fun to watch frolicking but seriously, more trouble than you are worth.
3. You are just jealous. We have might because God Loves us.
4. Ron Regan was the greatest President ever. Who do you have, Steve Irwin?
5. Not 'your' language. It is based off of English. We fixed all the errors and omissions, making it the most universally accepted language in the world. By the way, 'mate' is a person you have sex with.
6. See answer #3
7. Praise the 2nd amendment! You people are not allowed to have guns because you are all descended from murderers.
8. Ok, you have me there. It is spawn of the Devil. One good think about it is when I hear it, I know the person is bad and using self defense on them is justified.
9. I worship Jesus Friend.
10. Every now and then, people have the runs. We had Oprah. You had Crocodile Dundee.

[Nobar King]

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This is fantastic, I love list threads. I think I could go on all day long on this topic.

[Little Donkey]

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Only one thing to say dude: Hitler. Your country invaded Poland and killed millions of joos. And it did some bad things too.

[Nobar King]

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11. Americans are fat and lazy.
12. Americans are too stupid to know how to vote correctly.
13. Americans are letting the Mexicans and the Muslims take over our beautiful Christian nation.
14. Americans let fags do whatever they want even become generals in the military.

I'll add some more, later when I'm not so angry

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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11. Americans are fat and lazy.
12. Americans are too stupid to know how to vote correctly.
13. Americans are letting the Mexicans and the Muslims take over our beautiful Christian nation.
14. Americans let fags do whatever they want even become generals in the military.

I'll add some more, later when I'm not so angry

15. Americans refuse to stone sodomites, adulterers like Newt Gingrich, idolators like Newt Gingrich, people who work on the Sabbath, and others who offend God.

16. Americans demand "church-state separation", instead of using a Constitution drawn directly from the Bible.

17. Americans demand "freedom of speech", which allows them to insult Jesus (but never MooHamHead).

[WWJDnow]

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recently an American asked if Darren Rowse was anywhere near Cyclone Larry.

Nobody cares about Darren Rowse or some guy with a nickname like Cyclone. Sounds like a couple of bikers to me.

just because they're the worlds only remaining superpower doesn't mean that they are better than anyone else.

That's true. We aren't better than everyone else because we're a superpower, we're a superpower because we're better than everyone else. God has blessed us because with a large military budget because we have not turned away from Him the way the rest of the world has.

they believe that using military tactics will give them everything.

When King David slaughtered the Moabites, what do you think he used, whiffle bats?

Americans voted for Bush. Enough said.

No, there's one more thing to be said. Twice. After all, Bush was a war President, and a great and good man.

I hate the way Americans have destroyed the honourable English language.

Q: What is an egg nishna?
A: An air conditioner in Australia.

Americans try to push their culture onto everyone else.

Yes, Australia is full of American soldiers holding guns to the heads of Australian citizens forcing them to watch US TV shows.

in America you can walk around with a gun.

Damned straight. So don't think you can come here and mess with us.

Rap music - an American phenomena that I dislike immensely. I would not even call it music, but they lap it up.

I'll grant you that one. But hey, I'm white, don't blame me.

actors and singers are at the top of the American social ladder, despite the fact that they don't actually do anything.

Another valid point. Jesus should be at the top, followed by the good pastors of the Landover Baptist Church. Kirk Cameron is about the only celebrity worth considering.

Oprah Winfrey - *shudders uncontrollably* - and I'm not the only one.

See my answer to rap music, above.

[lukasekman]

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1: Common euro rant, pretty much like Swiss people whine about mixing them up with Sweden.

2: America is a Christian nation, it is of course something to be proud of.

3: That's how liberals think. The majority are happy with free market reforms, Christian values and democracy.

4: George W Bush was good, although my favorites are Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon.

5: American is spoken by 314M, UK English by 62M. Do the math!

6: American culture is superior, 'nuff said!

7: God bless the second amendment! Guns and ammo = freedom. You also need to consider the death by government for totalitarian states without the right to bear arms, like Nazi Germany and Soviet Russia.

8: I agree with you on this point, rap music is satan's entertainment.

9: Sure, some of the celebrities are scientology alien worshiping freaks. But it's less evil than worshiping Hitler and Joseph Fritzl.

10: Yes, she's a follower of satan, but still not as evil as Fritzl and Hitler.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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18. Americans think that the only parts of the Bible that God wants them to know are a few feel-good verses like John 3:16 and that the rest is just filler.

19. Americans elected Obummer despite being presented with ample evidence that he is a gay atheist Kenyan mooselimb.

20. Americans want to send their children to public (read: communist) schools to study evil-ution and step-by-step guides to committing sodomy.

21. America (well, the blue states anyway) gave the world the Ivy League, that basion of Marxism and of "scientific facts" that contradict the King James Bible, and Silicon Valley, which leads the way in corporate fag-enabling.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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21. America (well, the blue states anyway) gave the world the Ivy League, that bastion of Marxism and of "scientific facts" that contradict the King James Bible, and Silicon Valley, which leads the way in corporate fag-enabling.

22. A majority of Americans say they would vote for a qualified atheist candidate for President.

23. A majority of Americans support sodomarriage.

24. A majority of Americans support murdering babies in the womb.

[NicksTahSpazZ]

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->You abos are like naughty pets. Fun to watch frolicking but seriously, more trouble than you are worth.
-->Ron Regan was the greatest President ever. Who do you have, Steve Irwin?
--->Praise the 2nd amendment! You people are not allowed to have guns because you are all descended from murderers.

-> And you're all a bunch of rednecks that go turtle huntin' with yah shot guns. Fun to listen to yall.
--> Sorry bro. Good ol' Steve is dead. We got a duck now :3
---> Thought we was all abos bro. Yet again, your country came from England too, you took the country over from the Native Indians, as we did from the Aboriginals. We're both as bad as each other on that one bro.

Sorry if someone already quoted you on that stuff, didn't read everything.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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-> And you're all a bunch of rednecks that go turtle huntin' with yah shot guns. Fun to listen to yall.
--> Sorry bro. Good ol' Steve is dead. We got a duck now :3
---> Thought we was all abos bro. Yet again, your country came from England too, you took the country over from the Native Indians, as we did from the Aboriginals. We're both as bad as each other on that one bro.

Sorry if someone already quoted you on that stuff, didn't read everything.

I don't really care if you call it a Bro or a Manssiere, nobody here is the least bit interested in the garment you use to control your moobs.