[James Hutchins]

Re: Gook words for spunk

Well Tom, you certaily 'appear' to be repentant. But as God always says, 'The Proof is in the Pudding'. I hope you are here to do His Work and spread the Word about Jesus.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Gook words for spunk

Look, thank you for being in attendance, but I'm going to have to ask you to tone down the anal sex talk. This is a Christian forum. We are here to praise Jesus, not continually bring up anal sex.

Well said, Brother. The turgid penile member being forced painfully and repeatedly b'twixt cleft an anathema.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel, no offense intended.

I think "chi" is some kind of chinaman tea.

YiC,

Zech

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Gook words for spunk

Yes, Brother Bob and Pastor Ezekiel, rest assured: I've long since observed and followed the reality that it is not my 'chi' to expend.

It doesn't belong to anyone but my savior, and only in his choosing will I use such energy for valid reasons, such as procreation with other Saved and worthy vessels, or for minor repairs to broken ceramics when there is no Super Glue in the house.

Look, thank you for being in attendance, but I'm going to have to ask you to tone down the anal sex talk. This is a Christian forum. We are here to praise Jesus, not continually bring up anal sex.

Welcome.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel, no offense intended.

What in the name of buggering Beelzebub is chi?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Gook words for spunk

Yes, Brother Bob and Pastor Ezekiel, rest assured: I've long since observed and followed the reality that it is not my 'chi' to expend.

It doesn't belong to anyone but my savior, and only in his choosing will I use such energy for valid reasons, such as procreation with other Saved and worthy vessels, or for minor repairs to broken ceramics when there is no Super Glue in the house.

If the next post coming from your account isn't praise of Jesus, complete with at least two Bible verses, I'm going to be very cross. All my children combined don't babble on about nothing as much as you do.

[Tomas de Molinos III]

Re: Gook words for spunk

Yes, Brother Bob and Pastor Ezekiel, rest assured: I've long since observed and followed the reality that it is not my 'chi' to expend.

It doesn't belong to anyone but my savior, and only in his choosing will I use such energy for valid reasons, such as procreation with other Saved and worthy vessels, or for minor repairs to broken ceramics when there is no Super Glue in the house.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel, no offense intended.

Wasted energy, for example -- unnecessary expending of my chi, or katra -- is the furthest thing I desire anymore.

Dear Fred Willard,

Kindly don't expend any substance while on this Godly forum.

Yours in His Revulsion At You,
bab

Amen Brother BaBs.

In my travels around the slope countries I have picked up several jap dialects, and "chi" and "katra" are gook words for spunk.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel, no offense intended.

Wasted energy, for example -- unnecessary expending of my chi, or katra -- is the furthest thing I desire anymore.

Dear Fred Willard,

Kindly don't expend any substance while on this Godly forum.

Yours in His Revulsion At You,
bab

[Tomas de Molinos III]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel, no offense intended.

All understood, Pastor Ezekiel, and it shall be heeded. I keep a civil tongue, especially among my betters, and I keep my promise as well.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. I'm wondering why your parents gave you such a faggy name.

This is my ✞ to bear, and my reminder that even we who come from unfortunate circumstances of birth have it in our power to learn His Truth in all its glory.

I speak now little about my personal beliefs and background, because I believe where we're going is more essential to who we are, than where we've been.

Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

This is a point I especially respect and understand. Wasted energy, for example -- unnecessary expending of my chi, or katra -- is the furthest thing I desire anymore. And God's own bandwidth is sacred to me. I will use it well.

[Tomas de Molinos III]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel, no offense intended.

By golly, this has been a glorious day for me so far.
Thank you kindly Jedediah.

And for the wisdom that Pastor Peters has given, I promise I am smiling inside.
It takes my breath away to be in the company of True men of faith who're not beholden to the PC weaklings and crybabies who want to twist the Good Book for their of own perverse causes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel, no offense intended.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. I'm wondering why your parents gave you such a faggy name. You say a lot but you don't tell us much about yourself.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel, no offense intended.

I would have to say that my all time favorite bible verse is:

"Whosoever therefore shall be ashamed of me and of my words in this adulterous and sinful generation; of him also shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he cometh in the glory of his Father with the holy angels."
(Mark 8:38)

I like that verse, too. Rest assured, dear friend, that we are not ashamed of any of God's words, even the politically incorrect parts that liberal false Christians try to "interpret" away.

[Jedediah]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel, no offense intended.

It is a glad tiding that you have taken the good Pastor's rebuke to heart. Perhaps it will not be necessary to take more extreme measures with you after all...

Proverbs 17:10
A reproof entereth more into a wise man than an hundred stripes into a fool.

[sumdumgai808]

Re: Dear Pastor Ezekiel, no offense intended.

Welcome my friend, I can hope you do find people with similar values as yourself here. I certainly hope you enjoy your time here.