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  • rachaeltheredhairedinjun
    Unsaved trash, drunk squaw
    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2012
    • 15
    #1

    Hello

    Hello my name is Rachel I am a christian and attend Resurrection Life Chuch. My Favorite Bible Verse is Prov 3:5: Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding.


    Anything you would like to know please feel free to ask
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by rachaeltheredhairedinjun View Post
      Hello my name is Rachel I am a christian and attend Resurrection Life Chuch. My Favorite Bible Verse is Prov 3:5: Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding.


      Anything you would like to know please feel free to ask
      Welcome to God's favorite forum. Do you have your injun brave's permission to be posting here? And which reservation do you live on?

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • rachaeltheredhairedinjun
          Unsaved trash, drunk squaw
          Under Investigation
          • Aug 2012
          • 15
          #3
          Re: Hello

          I do have my braves permission to be posting, and we dont live in a reservation I only have a little bit on Indian in my blood line and it is a name my brave gave me so I am honoring him by using it. We live in Michigan. My only goal here is to learn and mean no disrespect

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453
              #4
              Re: Hello

              I hope you are not one of those whores that try to lend money to the White Man.

              Why do you hate God? He is the one that saved you from being scalped.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • rachaeltheredhairedinjun
                  Unsaved trash, drunk squaw
                  Under Investigation
                  • Aug 2012
                  • 15
                  #5
                  Re: Hello

                  I dont try to lend money to anyone and I am white very white and have redhair and I love god I live only to please and obey him and my husband

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                    • Tomas de Molinos III
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2012
                      • 23
                      #6
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by rachaeltheredhairedinjun View Post
                      Hello my name is Rachel I am a christian and attend Resurrection Life Chuch. My Favorite Bible Verse is Prov 3:5: Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding.

                      Anything you would like to know please feel free to ask

                      I hope you are made to feel as welcome here as I have been this week. That is, if'n you are not here as a decoy for some sneak invasion of your menfolk under cover of darkness.
                      Be aware that they hold down a                       mighty tight fort here.

                      So, are you still living in a teepee? You don't still trade your wooly rug for fire water, do you?

                      As long as you are here for the best intentions, I'm sure you'll find it very hospitable place to smoke'm peace pipe, and in no time you'll climb that totem pole, one day all the way to heaven's gates.

                      Best of luck to you, Rachael.
                      "Bless, Lord, his substance, and accept the work of his hands:
                      Smite through the loins of them that rise against Him....that they rise not again!"
                      ~ Deuteronomy 33:11

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                        • rachaeltheredhairedinjun
                          Unsaved trash, drunk squaw
                          Under Investigation
                          • Aug 2012
                          • 15
                          #7
                          Re: Hello

                          I have no teepee and I dont smoke a peace pipe and I apoplogize but my name is spelled rachel I have no ulterior motives and am only here to learn, thank you for the warm welcome.

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                            • LaQrundrellia
                              Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                              Forum Member
                              • Jul 2012
                              • 214
                              #8
                              Re: Hello

                              Why yall got that casino money?

                              Manifest Destiny was God's will and now us black folk out of the jungle and introduced to Jesus, just like you'll so you don't be needen no casino money.
                              http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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                                • Pastor Ed Lowman
                                  Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                                  Always kind and loving
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2011
                                  • 1838
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello

                                  Originally posted by rachaeltheredhairedinjun View Post
                                  I have no teepee and I dont smoke a peace pipe and I apoplogize but my name is spelled rachel I have no ulterior motives and am only here to learn, thank you for the warm welcome.
                                  Hi, Rachel, and welcome...

                                  At what point did you become convinced that it's only right to use periods at the ends of sentences just some of the time?

                                  Curious,

                                  Pastor Ed

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                                    • LaQrundrellia
                                      Forum Member, Repentant nigress
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Jul 2012
                                      • 214
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hello

                                      Indians violent, they scalp people.
                                      http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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                                        • James Hutchins
                                          True Christian™
                                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                           
                                          • Jun 2009
                                          • 29453
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hello

                                          Originally posted by rachaeltheredhairedinjun View Post
                                          I dont try to lend money to anyone and I am white very white and have redhair and I love god I live only to please and obey him and my husband
                                          How come you call yourself an 'injun' in your screen name if you also claim to be white?
                                          Forgive me for being indelicate but I'd like to see a picture, please.
                                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                            • Dr Laurence Niles
                                              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                               
                                              • Jan 2012
                                              • 9063
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hello

                                              If you have red hair why don't you just dye it another colour?

                                              YIC
                                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                                • rachaeltheredhairedinjun
                                                  Unsaved trash, drunk squaw
                                                  Under Investigation
                                                  • Aug 2012
                                                  • 15
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hello

                                                  Ok I dont take any casino money, my husband gave me the nickname and I will gladly upload a picture, and sorry about the punctation I will try to get better on that.

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                                                    • James Hutchins
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                       
                                                      • Jun 2009
                                                      • 29453
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hello

                                                      What terrible things did you do for your husband to name you as he did? Wasnlt your God given name any good? Was it something terrible like 'Shaquita'?
                                                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                        • Mary Etheldreda
                                                          Gushing for Jesus
                                                           
                                                          • Sep 2011
                                                          • 23775
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hello

                                                          Originally posted by rachaeltheredhairedinjun View Post
                                                          Ok I dont take any casino money, my husband gave me the nickname and I will gladly upload a picture, and sorry about the punctation I will try to get better on that.
                                                          A photo would be nice! I like to see the person with whom I am "talking."

                                                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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