[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Seeking Christian guidance

How can you hate someone and honor them at the same time?

Stop playing gotcha and lovingly shun your parents in the hope they follow you in Christ. There can be no fellowship with unbelievers and Jesus Himself said you should hate your family to follow Him. There are no contradictions in the Bible, sonny.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Seeking Christian guidance

Welcome Bob! I know that it can be quite shocking indeed to meet True Christians for the first time. You are probably so used to meeting the Christians who lure you in with promises of being "friendly" and free cookies. Know who else meets people by being friendly and offering free candy? Child molesters & Catholics.

Anyways, congratulations on finding your way here. This may be a shock to your system, but around these parts, it is all Jesus all the time! We are here to spread the Word of Jesus to the unwashed masses, and we simply want to be sure that you truly understand the Word. Sometimes we get people who come here assured of their Salvation, only to find that they support gay marriage and voted for Barack Hussein Obama. This is unacceptable, and this is what we hope to stamp out.

Welcome, and we hope that you enjoy your stay

[Bob the Saved]

Re: Seeking Christian guidance

I realize that reading the entire KJV may seem daunting.

There are two references available to you in my signature! Bible in a Year is part of this very forum, where you can join in discussion about the many passages of the Bible with Landover's finest theologians. Real Bible Stories is a site where you can learn Bible stories by "listening in" on a Sunday School class, where the kids ask all sorts of challenging questions!

This way to valuable FREE references!

Thank you, Rev. Rodimer. I will follow the link and hopefully learn more about God and his holy word.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Seeking Christian guidance

Yes, you are right. I was here before I was saved as a God mocking atheist. I now want to turn my life around and be right with God.

I realize that reading the entire KJV may seem daunting.

There are two references available to you in my signature! Bible in a Year is part of this very forum, where you can join in discussion about the many passages of the Bible with Landover's finest theologians. Real Bible Stories is a site where you can learn Bible stories by "listening in" on a Sunday School class, where the kids ask all sorts of challenging questions!

This way to valuable FREE references!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Seeking Christian guidance

How can you hate someone and honor them at the same time?

You can't work out how to avoid someone while simultaneously honouring their decision to choose to go to Hell?

Are you defective?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Seeking Christian guidance

Friend, the answer to your question is simple. Who is more important? God or just your parents?
How can you honor anyone who does not love Jesus with every single bit of themselves? It is and always has been God, Country, Corps, Family, and Self

[Bob the Saved]

Re: Seeking Christian guidance

Do both, idiot.

How can you hate someone and honor them at the same time?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Seeking Christian guidance

I already have. The reason I came here is because I seek understanding of KJV1611 from good Christians.

My biggest single question is on how God wants me to deal with my godless parents. The Bible says that I should shun non believers and not associate with non Christians. For example, Romans 16:17



On the other hand, the fifth commandment says to honor my father and my mother. What does God want me to do when the non-believers are my father and mother?

Do both, idiot.

[LaQrundrellia]

Re: Seeking Christian guidance

I may be a dumb nigga, but you an athiest pretending and you trying to run a con on us Christians for that you gonna burn in hell.

[Bob the Saved]

Re: Seeking Christian guidance

If this is the case you would be happy to settle down and read the Bible (KJV1611) cover to cover.

If you read for a hour a day you will be done in under a month.

See you then.

YIC

I already have. The reason I came here is because I seek understanding of KJV1611 from good Christians.

My biggest single question is on how God wants me to deal with my godless parents. The Bible says that I should shun non believers and not associate with non Christians. For example, Romans 16:17

Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

On the other hand, the fifth commandment says to honor my father and my mother. What does God want me to do when the non-believers are my father and mother?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Seeking Christian guidance

Yes, you are right. I was here before I was saved as a God mocking atheist. I now want to turn my life around and be right with God.

If this is the case you would be happy to settle down and read the Bible (KJV1611) cover to cover.

If you read for a hour a day you will be done in under a month.

See you then.

YIC

[Bob the Saved]

Re: Seeking Christian guidance

Welcome to God's favorite forum, Mr. Murphy. Although the DOF tells me that this is not your first visit to our friendly shores.

Yes, you are right. I was here before I was saved as a God mocking atheist. I now want to turn my life around and be right with God.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Seeking Christian guidance

I ask you this: if I am sincere, what can I do to prove it to you?

Do you mean, What can I do to prove my sincerity?

Jesus knows all, dear. Come clean with us now and we can move on as appropriate.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Seeking Christian guidance

Welcome to God's favorite forum, Mr. Murphy. Although the DOF tells me that this is not your first visit to our friendly shores.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Bob the Saved]

Re: Seeking Christian guidance

Yes... we know... so you picked that verse because you think you'll fit in with us by wanting to show your bloodlust. What makes you think we are so eager to get out there killing people? Haven't you seen the great work we do in leading people to be ex-gays and ex-negroes. Why is it always slaughter and hatred with you noobs?

How about you stop trying too hard and tell us the real reason why you are here and how much you feel Jesus's love swelling inside you fit to burst.

I apologize if I seem to be a troll; as I'm looking through the forum, I see you do get a lot of them in here. Probably Satan's minions, attempting to sway true Christians off the path. Believe me when I say, when I became a Christian and heard the good news of Jesus, I finally had that feeling of happiness filling me in a way that I have never felt before.

And, yes, Christians have been good at reaching out to gays and negroes and other, unsaved people who were unsaved simply because they had never heard the word of God. To the people who have heard the word and rejected it, though, those are the ones God's wrath is for. The liberals who want God's word taken out of schools and the homers who want to be able to legally rape any child they meet on the street and the scientists who try to say God lied in Genesis, those are the people we need gone so we can have a good, true Christian nation like it's supposed to be.

I ask you this: if I am sincere, what can I do to prove it to you?