Hello!

[Apathy]

Hello everyone! I have escaped from cold hard reality and found this forum!

It is so devastating to see such an immoral world being overran by homos and mexiconos. What is even worse, is I am blasted for preaching the Word of the Lord.

I get labeled a homophone and intolerant. How can they excuse me of such a thing when this is only the word of our beloved creator?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello!

Hello everyone! I have escaped from cold hard reality and found this forum!

It is so devastating to see such an immoral world being overran by homos and mexiconos. What is even worse, is I am blasted for preaching the Word of the Lord.

I get labeled a homophone and intolerant. How can they excuse me of such a thing when this is only the word of our beloved creator?

What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when did you first find Jesus?

Yours In Christ.

[Brother Helge]

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Hello Jack,

Can you be a little more informative?

How many sons have you given your wife?

Would you like to share some scripture with us?

[Apathy]

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What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when did you first find Jesus?

Yours In Christ.

Sadly enough, I have not attended church in a while.

However, I do have a favorite verse

5 And all the firstborn in the land of Egypt shall die, from the first born of Pharaoh that sitteth upon his throne, even unto the firstborn of the maidservant that is behind the mill; and all the firstborn of beasts.


This exemplifies God's true power and might. I know moderate Christians assume that such stories are not possible and only metaphorical. I must remind them however that the Word of God is his word, not what you like it to be. If god hates homos, then so be. If God punishes the unbelievers in eternal fire and brimstone, then let them burn. The Bible is a 100% accurate account of history.

As for your last question, it is absolutely silly. I did not find Jesus. He found me, of course.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello!

Sadly enough, I have not attended church in a while.

However, I do have a favorite verse

5 And all the firstborn in the land of Egypt shall die, from the first born of Pharaoh that sitteth upon his throne, even unto the firstborn of the maidservant that is behind the mill; and all the firstborn of beasts.


This exemplifies God's true power and might. I know moderate Christians assume that such stories are not possible and only metaphorical. I must remind them however that the Word of God is his word, not what you like it to be. If god hates homos, then so be. If God punishes the unbelievers in eternal fire and brimstone, then let them burn. The Bible is a 100% accurate account of history.

As for your last question, it is absolutely silly. I did not find Jesus. He found me, of course.

Oh shout Glory!

You sound like a sound Christian woman!

How many children have you birthed for Christ and does your husband know you are using his computer?

YIC

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I don't know why anyone would get upset about that part of Exodus. The children were all cat-worshiping egypshines anyway.



Tell me friend, what kind of hunting do you like?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Cranky Old Man]

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Sadly enough, I have not attended church in a while.

Why not? Did the Obama liberals burn your Church down? Was Obama laughing like a maniac while it was in flames?

[James Hutchins]

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I'd offer my advice but I can tell no one cares.