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  • praning
    Unsaved trash
    • Aug 2012
    • 1

    #1

    Mitchell Baria Newly join...

    New Member here!
    see you later guys

    Many thanks :
    Mitchell Baria
  • Born Again Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2318

    #2
    Re: Mitchell Baria Newly join...

    Dear Friends,

    Thank goodness! I finally have a reason to keep living.

    Yours in Him,
    bab <--- pre-coffee

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    • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
      Scientific Advisor
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2373

      #3
      Re: Mitchell Baria Newly join...

      Is this how you introduce yourself at dinner parties? You must be a tremendous bore!
      Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22373

        #4
        Re: Mitchell Baria Newly join...

        Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
        Thank goodness! I finally have a reason to keep living.
        Amen to that Brother. This has really brightened up my day.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: Mitchell Baria Newly join...

          Praning?

          You one of them flipolino ladyboys?



          Yours in Christ (NOT RU PAUL),

          Z. Smyth
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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063

            #6
            Re: Mitchell Baria Newly join...

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            Praning?

            You one of them flipolino ladyboys?



            Yours in Christ (NOT RU PAUL),

            Z. Smyth
            I'm sorry to say Brother, that this yet another God mocker using a user name from that most darkest of lexicons; with sole intention of mocking God.

            That's right: gay slang

            This one seems to think it is funny to use 'praning'. It's is a portmanteau of 'prancing' and 'visciously anally raping' the victim. My understanding is that the anal rape is so painful that the victim literally dances around in agony, affixed anally to his attacker's parts (who is no doubt gibbering with glee at the whole deranged senario).

            Apparently praning is like a two man anal 'Conga' (but very much gayer and only one of them is laughing).

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: Mitchell Baria Newly join...

              You somehow managed to miss this:
              Originally posted by the top of this page
              Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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              • kalyle
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Aug 2012
                • 1

                #8
                Re: Mitchell Baria Newly join...

                hello mitchell.
                Warm welcome to you mate..........!
                hope you w'll enjoy and got a lot of experience and benefit
                from this friendly community forum.

                best regards,

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: Mitchell Baria Newly join...

                  Originally posted by kalyle View Post
                  hello mitchell.
                  Warm welcome to you mate..........!
                  hope you w'll enjoy and got a lot of experience and benefit
                  from this friendly community forum.

                  best regards,
                  As always, your insightful and in depth comments are appreciated. Your contributions to the site are immeasurable. Keep it up.

                  Does your owner know you philino house boys are using his computer?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Pfc. James Nye
                    Geriatric Gadfly
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 90

                    #10
                    Re: Mitchell Baria Newly join...

                    Hello. Thank you, Jim. I do my best when I can do it.

                    Speaking of -- do you know how I get from where I am to the bathroom? I fear there is -- or may be -- some urgency to this.

                    And you are welcome for my military service, goes without saying but I can when you do when I get back from the can (sorry, ladies).

                    "Chopper" Nye
                    Newfangled Stuff I Don't Like

                    Oldest U.S. Veteran (ret!) -- in basic training Ft. Riley, Kansas when truce declared WWI -- influenze free

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                    • Godfly
                      Descended from Rapes
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 1552

                      #11
                      Re: Mitchell Baria Newly join...

                      Originally posted by kalyle View Post
                      hello mitchell.
                      Warm welcome to you mate..........!
                      hope you w'll enjoy and got a lot of experience and benefit
                      from this friendly community forum.

                      best regards,
                      I think she's one of those robot girls that are always trying to get my Credit Card number.
                      Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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