Always with God

[Prof.Guide]

Hello!

I study at the church of appreciation in australia

i've come to learn more about god and his teachings

looking forward to a good chat!

thanks

any questions just ask!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Always with God

Hello!

I study at the church of appreciation in australia

i've come to learn more about god and his teachings

looking forward to a good chat!

thanks

any questions just ask!

How much of the Bible have you read?

YIC

[Prof.Guide]

Re: Always with God

Not too much to be honest

thats why im here

[Talitha]

Re: Always with God

What does Prof mean?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Always with God

Not too much to be honest

thats why im here

One time I chaired a multi discipline meeting about how to adapt our current Drug and Alcohol service with the Personality Disorder unit.

One of the drug workers however, knew nothing about PD but kept asking questions that the answer was obvious to.

He knew nothing about what he spoke and was very critical because of it.

I worry that you having not read the Bible will preclude serious activity on this site by you.

Many people come here but do not have the decency to read the Bible (KJV1611) cover to cover before comming here to praise God in His infinite conditional love, mercy and vengeance.

Jesus died for a whole three days and you cannot be bothered to read His humble book ALL THE WAY THROUGH SKIPPING NOTHING (note: even the lineages!).

Does His sacrifice to save you from you deserved God decreed punishment mean nothing to you? Where is your common decency?

What you need to do is to show you're willing: repent, confess, whatever you want to call it but you need Jesus deep inside of you before it is too late.

People die unsaved all the time. A car, a train, a hippopotami incursion: when Jesus puts the smack down on you you better know that you are saved. Why?

That's right: Hell!

Hell is where all the dogs, murderers, heathens, queers, the majority of rapist and wizards go to burn for ever in the Lake of Fire (note that even scientist now agree this is the Earths core so it is very definitly a real place and not a misinterpretation of a refuse site in some bronze age city!).

Relax. Be still. Worry not.

To avoid this fate all you need to do is READ THE BIBLE COVER TO COVER AND LIVE BY IT.

Then you will know Jesus and the real message of God and just how much He loves those how follow His laws.

Does that make any sense?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Always with God

Hello!

I study at the church of appreciation in australia

i've come to learn more about god and his teachings

looking forward to a good chat!

thanks

any questions just ask!

You'll find the answers to the questions you seek here. But I feel it would be only prudent to remind you that you are among grown ups now, people who take their faith and their lives very, very seriously. For this reason, we assume those with whom we take the time to converse are also adults. Playing games with atheists or those who think they are Christians but water down the faith to the point where they honestly believe God loves everyone are of no interest to us. One way we can identify an intelligent, sincere, adult, is by their writing style. Your refusal to follow the very simple directions you read before posting, your refusal to utilize standard grammar, your simpleton ways betrays a level of immaturity here that will not garnish the kind of response you may wish to have. I beseech you to come clean, be honest with us, and let us know why you have really come to our friendly forums.

[LaQrundrellia]

Re: Always with God

You up in Australia wrestlin aligators, and everybody know England kicked ya'll out for sodomy and lewdness.

Do you agree that homosexuality is a plague on man? What do you think should be done with homosexuals?

Yours in His Love,

Laqrundrellia

[Faith_Machine]

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Hey there friend, you listen to Laurence Niles!

Now then, we hardly know anything about you! What is this "Appreciation Church" you speak of? What does that mean? Do you all sit around in a circle giving each other positive affirmations?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Always with God

Hello!

I study at the church of appreciation in australia

i've come to learn more about god and his teachings

looking forward to a good chat!

thanks

any questions just ask!

What are you a professor of? Certainly not grammar or punctuation.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Always with God

Hello!

I study at the church of appreciation in australia

Hi, Professor Guido! What do you teach?

Odd, I can't seem to find a website for a "Church of Appreciation". Maybe you can provide a link?

i've come to learn more about god and his teachings

Yet you want to learn from us, instead from the Bible, God's Word. Why is that?

Do you expect learning what God wants of you to be easy, a little checklist to follow?

I realize the Bible is almost as big as one of the later Harry Potter books, and may seem daunting. But in my signature, you'll find two great resources! Bible in a Year is right here on this forum, and you can discuss the Bible with Landover's top theologians. Real Bible Stories lets you eavesdrop on a very inquisitive Sunday School class; those kids ask some tough questions!

I hope these are useful in your journey to find Jesus.

[Prof.Guide]

Re: Always with God

Hi, Professor Guido! What do you teach?

Odd, I can't seem to find a website for a "Church of Appreciation". Maybe you can provide a link?


Yet you want to learn from us, instead from the Bible, God's Word. Why is that?

Do you expect learning what God wants of you to be easy, a little checklist to follow?

I realize the Bible is almost as big as one of the later Harry Potter books, and may seem daunting. But in my signature, you'll find two great resources! Bible in a Year is right here on this forum, and you can discuss the Bible with Landover's top theologians. Real Bible Stories lets you eavesdrop on a very inquisitive Sunday School class; those kids ask some tough questions!

I hope these are useful in your journey to find Jesus.

The 'Harry Potter' book you speak of is blasphemy, it has been banned in all of our inner circles. It spreads the word of Satan and I pray that you never mention to me again.

I've come to learn more about the Bible, not just the scripture but the actual meaning, WHAT DOES GOD ALLOW? WHAT DOES HE DENY?

-- In regards to the Australian comments, I was born and bred English. Thank you.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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The 'Harry Potter' book you speak of is blasphemy, it has been banned in all of our inner circles. It spreads the word of Satan and I pray that you never mention to me again.

I've come to learn more about the Bible, not just the scripture but the actual meaning, WHAT DOES GOD ALLOW? WHAT DOES HE DENY?

-- In regards to the Australian comments, I was born and bred English. Thank you.

Let's forget about Harry Potter, please. We really don't need that crap clogging up the thread. You know it's bad, we know it's bad and most of all God know's it's bad.

So let's just drop it.

I'm more concerned about you implying that a litteral reading of the Bible is insufficient to gleen the 'meaning'.

When the Bible tells us that Jesus turned water into wine in John 2:1-11 and when the Bible says to kill all those dirty queers in Leviticus 20:13 that's exactly what He means.

The meaning is what it says. So called interpretation is always done by shysters and joos who want to make Jesus out to be some panty waste hippy.

Jesus has a mouth sword you know?

YIC

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Always with God

I've come to learn more about the Bible, not just the scripture but the actual meaning, WHAT DOES GOD ALLOW? WHAT DOES HE DENY?

These are specifically spelled out in the Bible.

You'd do well to read it, instead of engaging in ridiculous fantasies about your "inner circle", don't you think?



If you expect us to sit here and list all of God's 600+ commands for you, when you're perfectly capable of reading God's Word yourself, you will be sorely disappointed.

[Faith_Machine]

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The 'Harry Potter' book you speak of is blasphemy, it has been banned in all of our inner circles.

What are these inner circles you speak of? Why the need for secrecy? Are you Freemasons or something? And what about those who haven't been initiated into your secret mystery school? Are you saying it's OK for them to pollute their minds with Harry Potter?

The Good News of Jesus Christ is for everybody, friend. No secret initiations or weird handshakes required!