Hello! I'm a misfit and I hate God.

[AtheistZer]

Hello! I will not say my name because I prefer to keep it controversial. I am an atheist, but I think that's okay because I heard Christians are very tolerant and supportive of others' beliefs. I will tell you more about myself as you ask.

[LaQrundrellia]

Re: Introduction

Hello! I will not say my name because I prefer to keep it controversial. I am an atheist, but I think that's okay because I heard Christians are very tolerant and supportive of others' beliefs. I will tell you more about myself as you ask.

Nobody cares about you, boy. You stupid, and spell like a 3 year old.

Atheists are kindling for an eternal pot roast of lascivious demons poking they lustful fiery things into ya'll asses.



Yours in His Eternal Love,

LaQrundrellia

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Hello! I'm a misfit and I hate God.

Hello! I will not say my name because I prefer to keep it controversial. I am an atheist, but I think that's okay because I heard Christians are very tolerant and supportive of others' beliefs. I will tell you more about myself as you ask.

Well since you won't tell us your name I will call you Doris.

Doris, what Church do you go to? What's you favourite scripture and what do you love most about Jesus?

YIC

Jack

[AtheistZer]

Re: Hello! I'm a misfit and I hate God.

Doris, what Church do you go to? What's you favourite scripture and what do you love most about Jesus?
Jack

If you're going to call me an assumed name, call me Bob, which is my generic internet name. And to answer your questions, I'm atheist, which means I don't believe in anything religious, including God, Jesus, the Bible, etc.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello! I'm a misfit and I hate God.

Hello! I will not say my name because I prefer to keep it controversial. I am an atheist, but I think that's okay because I heard Christians are very tolerant and supportive of others' beliefs. I will tell you more about myself as you ask.

Hi, Doris, the AtheistZero.

I see you missed the idiot-proof instructions at the top of the page. That's understandable, because as the Bible tells us, atheists are fools.

I'll re-post them for you:

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Now, Doris, what would be controversial about your name? Why do you think we care?

Since you've obviously never read the Bible, you're clearly unaware that God directs us to separate ourselves from nonbelievers like you. You're also unaware that God hates sinners like you.

Here's one of my favorite verses -- John 3:18

He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

As you can see, it explains that anyone who isn't a Christian is condemned, no matter what else he may or may not do, simply because he's not a Christian.

Now, as for evidence that God hates you:

Ecclesiastes 9:5 tells us that the dead are unknowing.

For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten.

Revelation 20-22 tells us how God will resurrect all the dead into immortal bodies at Judgment. Those who aren't obedient Christians will be cast into His Lake of Fire, where He will burn them alive for all eternity, without chance of death or escape.

An all-loving god would just leave them dead and unknowing. He wants to torture them for disobeying Him. That's Godly Hatred.

God also directs us to execute anyone who tries to convert us to another religion. I sense that you are going to attempt such an act. Since we are also told to follow secular law, we can't kill you . . . but we are not bound to "tolerate" you unless we so choose.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Hello! I'm a misfit and I hate God.

If you're going to call me an assumed name, call me Bob, which is my generic internet name. And to answer your questions, I'm atheist, which means I don't believe in anything religious, including God, Jesus, the Bible, etc.

Well Doris can you prove the non existence of God? You are the one making a claim, can you back it up? I have a Bible in front of me now, I can assure you that it exists.

YIC

Jack

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello! I'm a misfit and I hate God.

Hello Doris!

I hope you aren't named after that deranged whore Doris Day.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[AtheistZer]

Re: Hello! I'm a misfit and I hate God.

Now, Doris, what would be controversial about your name? Why do you think we care?

Many people prefer to keep their names controversial on the internet.

Since you've obviously never read the Bible, you're clearly unaware that God directs us to separate ourselves from nonbelievers like you. You're also unaware that God hates sinners like you.

We atheists know that Christians believe that God hates us. But we don't believe in God, so we don't believe anyone who matters hates us.

Here's one of my favorite verses -- John 3:18

He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

As you can see, it explains that anyone who isn't a Christian is condemned, no matter what else he may or may not do, simply because he's not a Christian.

Every religion claims that everyone who is not that religion is evil, condemned, or something of that nature.

Now, as for evidence that God hates you:

Ecclesiastes 9:5 tells us that the dead are unknowing.

For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten.

Revelation 20-22 tells us how God will resurrect all the dead into immortal bodies at Judgment. Those who aren't obedient Christians will be cast into His Lake of Fire, where He will burn them alive for all eternity, without chance of death or escape.

An all-loving god would just leave them dead and unknowing. He wants to torture them for disobeying Him. That's Godly Hatred.

God also directs us to execute anyone who tries to convert us to another religion. I sense that you are going to attempt such an act. Since we are also told to follow secular law, we can't kill you . . . but we are not bound to "tolerate" you unless we so choose.

I'm not Christian, so this doesn't speak to me. Also, this is America, where people are free to practice (or not practice) any religion we want. This right is given to us by the first amendment of the Bill of Rights.

[Didymus Much]

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Hello! I will not say my name because I prefer to keep it controversial...

What do you think "controversial" means?

... I am an atheist, but I think that's okay...

Why should anyone care what you think?

... because I heard Christians are very tolerant and supportive of others' beliefs...

Errrr, no. False christians may be, but Bible-believing True Christians(tm) sure aren't.

2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

Or, if you prefer the New Testament:

Luke 19:27 "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello! I'm a misfit and I hate God.

Now, Doris, what would be controversial about your name? Why do you think we care?

Many people prefer to keep their names controversial on the internet.

Could you define "controversial"? I'm not sure you understand what it means.

Is English your first language?

Since you've obviously never read the Bible, you're clearly unaware that God directs us to separate ourselves from nonbelievers like you. You're also unaware that God hates sinners like you.

We atheists know that Christians believe that God hates us. But we don't believe in God, so we don't believe anyone who matters hates us.

Then why are you joining a Christian church's discussion forum?

I'm not Christian, so this doesn't speak to me. Also, this is America, where people are free to practice (or not practice) any religion we want. This right is given to us by the first amendment of the Bill of Rights.

And after Romney-Ryan win the White House, and the Republican Tea Party has control of not just the House but also the Senate, we'll be fixing that little problem.

You see, the Supreme Court can only judge based on the Constitution.

The Congress, and then the states, have the right to amend the Constitution to make Christianity the official religion of the United States of America.

Of course, we'll start small, immediately banning abortion and sodomy. The deportation of atheists will be a couple of years down the road, so you have time to convert.

[AtheistZer]

Re: Hello! I'm a misfit and I hate God.

Hello Doris!

I hope you aren't named after that deranged whore Doris Day.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

My name isn't Doris. I don't know why everyone proceeds to call me that.

Also, since I can post only once per five minutes, why was the subject changed from "Introduction" to "Hello! I'm a misfit and I hate God."?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello! I'm a misfit and I hate God.

My name isn't Doris. I don't know why everyone proceeds to call me that.

If you bothered to read the responses to your rude "introduction", you'd know.

Well since you won't tell us your name I will call you Doris.

Your name isn't "Bob", either. So, we shall call you Doris.

Also, since I can post only once per five minutes, why was the subject changed from "Introduction" to "Hello! I'm a misfit and I hate God."?

What does your ability to post only every five minutes have to do with the change of the subject to something which helps us understand who you are, Doris?

Are you sure English is your first language?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello! I'm a misfit and I hate God.

My name isn't Doris. I don't know why everyone proceeds to call me that.

Also, since I can post only once per five minutes, why was the subject changed from "Introduction" to "Hello! I'm a misfit and I hate God."?

Because your hatred for God is quite obvious, and your idiocy is also apparent.

Hope that helps.

[LaQrundrellia]

Re: Hello! I'm a misfit and I hate God.

Hello Doris,

I just want to remind you that this isn't America. It is a website on the internet. Anyone with an IP address and a local DSL connection to their ISP can dial in from anywhere in the free world.

We a beacon of light to persecuted Christians everywhere.

Now tell us why you hate Jesus and why you are so embittered and self-contradictory?

We are, after all, One Nation UNDER God, am I not correct?

Yours in His Eternal Love,

LaQrundrellia

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Hello! I'm a misfit and I hate God.

I'm not Christian, so this doesn't speak to me. Also, this is America, where people are free to practice (or not practice) any religion we want. This right is given to us by the first amendment of the Bill of Rights.

I think you're interpreting the text of the law rather than the spirit of the law. As you well know, the Founding Fathers left England in 1620 in search of a land where they could practice Christianity in peace. After traipsing around Europe for a few years (Holland, England), they decided to strike out for the New World, where they arrived in Plymouth, MA after a long journey. When they drew up the Constitution a few years later, they specifically wrote articles to defend their right to practice Christianity. Unfortunately the drafts in which they specifically mentioned Christianity as the religion that they were free to practice (personally I blame the Free Masons, but it hasn't yet been conclusively proven). Ever since then, conservative Christians have been trying to get this oversight corrected, but we've found a tremendous amount of pushback. But with your vote in November, Romney & Ryan can take back the White House and fix that little detail!