Hello all!

[Hannah Davis]

Hello everyone- my name is Hannah Davis. I attend Memorial Baptist Church, and my favorite Scripture is 1 Corinthians 11:8- For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.

I grew up in a Christian home, and came to accept Christ at the age of 4. I am married and am the happy helpmeet of my Godly husband, Mr. Jacob Davis. I have his permission to be here, however he chose to not register himself. I am the mother of 5 children, 4 male soldiers for Christ and 1 girl.

I hope to fellowship with all of you, and praise God together!

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome young lady. How many sisters have you?

[Hannah Davis]

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Welcome young lady. How many sisters have you?

I have no sisters, at least none that are alive. I had one, but she died at a young age. Unfortunately, since she was only 1 when she passed, she is now burning in Hell.

[James Hutchins]

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I'll send a female in to speak with you. All I can think of is "what are you favorite chores" and "how does your husband like his steak". It is very hard for me to make vacuous conversation.

[Hannah Davis]

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I'll send a female in to speak with you. All I can think of is "what are you favorite chores" and "how does your husband like his steak". It is very hard for me to make vacuous conversation.

Thank you kindly. I appreciate your kindness, and I recognize how difficult it must be for a Godly man like yourself to have a conversation with a female such as myself, especially as this is only my introduction.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I have no sisters, at least none that are alive. I had one, but she died at a young age. Unfortunately, since she was only 1 when she passed, she is now burning in Hell.

That's a shame, Hannah. But you know it was God's Will that she die and spend eternity being burned alive in His Lake of Fire, right?

Imagine if she'd lived, how attached to her you might have become.

[Hannah Davis]

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That's a shame, Hannah. But you know it was God's Will that she die and spend eternity being burned alive in His Lake of Fire, right?

Imagine if she'd lived, how attached to her you might have become.

I recognize that it was God's will and I praise Him that He in His wisdom took her before I became attached to the little sinner. I also praise Him that He allowed me to live.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello Hanna! Mr. Hutchins asked for some relief and I'm happy to oblige!

With five children, you are no doubt educating them in a most God-fearing way, right? I prefer homeschooling myself, that way we don't have to bother with re-teaching them the Truth about nature and history. I understand some Christian schools are very capable with this, but I prefer to instruct my daughters how to become Godly help meets, and my sons to become Godly heads of their future households. Anyway, enough about me... Tell us, what recipe is your specialty?

[Hannah Davis]

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Hello Hanna! Mr. Hutchins asked for some relief and I'm happy to oblige!

With five children, you are no doubt educating them in a most God-fearing way, right? I prefer homeschooling myself, that way we don't have to bother with re-teaching them the Truth about nature and history. I understand some Christian schools are very capable with this, but I prefer to instruct my daughters how to become Godly help meets, and my sons to become Godly heads of their future households. Anyway, enough about me... Tell us, what recipe is your specialty?

I do homeschool my children- even the supposedly Christian schools around here are of the fluffy-bunny kind.
The specialty recipe would have to be apple pie, which I make at least two times a week. Perhaps I could share it with you one day! I go out every fall and pick all the apples I can and store them, in order to avoid the traps of the supermarket apples which are filled with chemicals that have been rumored to turn certain men into homers! I will not have any homer apples in this home!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[LaQrundrellia]

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Hannah Montana, what up girl?

Why you up in Hymietown? You some kinda diamond merchant?


Why don't you move to a nice, clean Red State like Alabama, one that won't be turned into a pillar of salt in the near future?




Yours in His Eternal Love,

LaQrundrellia

[LaQrundrellia]

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I do homeschool my children- even the supposedly Christian schools around here are of the fluffy-bunny kind.
The specialty recipe would have to be apple pie, which I make at least two times a week. Perhaps I could share it with you one day! I go out every fall and pick all the apples I can and store them, in order to avoid the traps of the supermarket apples which are filled with chemicals that have been rumored to turn certain men into homers! I will not have any homer apples in this home!

Where in the bible do it say chemicals bad??

Organic gardening satanic....

[Hannah Davis]

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Hannah Montana, what up girl?

Why you up in Hymietown? You some kinda diamond merchant?


Why don't you move to a nice, clean Red State like Alabama, one that won't be turned into a pillar of salt in the near future?




Yours in His Eternal Love,

LaQrundrellia

Thank you for your kind welcome. I do not know why exactly I am even in New York City, however my Godly husband says that the Lord lead him here- and I am nobody who will question the words of my husband and the will of the Lord.

[Thinks Design]

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Thank you for your kind welcome. I do not know why exactly I am even in New York City, however my Godly husband says that the Lord lead him here- and I am nobody who will question the words of my husband and the will of the Lord.

I really hope you realise that the Designer (God) made men and women different but equal!

God has a plan for everyone but that does not mean you need to do what your husband says, all the time.

You are Godly, too?

ThinksDesign.

[Hannah Davis]

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I really hope you realise that the Designer (God) made men and women different but equal!

God has a plan for everyone but that does not mean you need to do what your husband says, all the time.

You are Godly, too?

ThinksDesign.

Where in the Bible does it say that men and women are equal? In fact, 1 Corinthians 11:7-8 says: For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man. For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.

In regards to obeying my Godly husband and doing what he says all the time, the Bible says in Ephesians 5:22- Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

Therefore, I kindly ask you to please shut your mouth and open your Bible. Thank you!