Hello

[LaQrundrellia]

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Well personally I prefer hunting turkey and whitetail deer with my Marlin model 336. I have hunted havolinas before but I can't say they are a favourite of mine.

Marlin model 336???

Thats a sissy gun, boy. I'm old enough to be your mother and I carry more heat than you!



I need this for bad niggas, and squirrels and such.

[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome, Jimmy! Are you a pastor of some sort? What kinds of things do you discuss on your radio show?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[Jimmy James]

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Oh I see but I only try to help the evil atheist soul try to see the light of God so they can attempt to repent for there sins and embrace the savoir Lord Jesus Christ who goes to heaven is not mine to deicide, it is God who decides who goes to Heaven or not I only attempt to show the foolish atheists the error of their misguided views.

[Deaner]

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What do you mean Deaner?

Seems that you're saying only the Good will "inherit the Kingdom of God"? Forgive me if I'm wrong; but Charlie Manson is going straight to heaven when his scabby diseased heart stops beating because he asked forgiveness from Christ. Same thing with Son of Sam.

They could be right next to you and me dripping gravy on our suits.

[Jimmy James]

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So you're in it for the money?

What do you mean Deaner?

[Deaner]

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"Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God."

So you're in it for the money?

[Jimmy James]

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You are correct Godfly I'm sorry about the misquote I'm not terribly good with computer and must not have saw that I had misquoted.

[Jimmy James]

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Well personally I prefer hunting turkey and whitetail deer with my Marlin model 336. I have hunted havolinas before but I can't say they are a favourite of mine.

[Godfly]

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I'm Jimmy James, a proud texan and a loyal servant to the Lord Almighty. I spread His good word on my radio show "Salvation Hour" where I convert heathen atheist homosexuals. I am a proud father of two good fearing children Robert and little Adam whom are homeschooled by my very obedient wife Beth and I attend The First Baptist Church of Paradise with the good Pastor Davis Kelly. My favourite verse would have to be; 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 - "Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God."

I believe you misquoted there.


9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

I think this is what you meant.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hey Jimmy!

What kind of hunting do you do in your part of Texas?

I was out near Pecos a few years back and saw some wild pigs near the highway. I pulled over and shot about 4 of them, but when I went to pick them up they smelled like skunks. Turns out they weren't pigs, but something called havolinas! Kind of like a skunk-pig hybrid.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Jimmy James]

I'm Jimmy James, a proud texan and a loyal servant to the Lord Almighty. I spread His good word on my radio show "Salvation Hour" where I convert heathen atheist homosexuals. I am a proud father of two good fearing children Robert and little Adam whom are homeschooled by my very obedient wife Beth and I attend The First Baptist Church of Paradise with the good Pastor Davis Kelly. My favourite verse would have to be; 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 - "Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God."