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  • #16
    Re: Um, hi

    Welcome, Stephanie!

    Why are you unemployed? I can't imagine somebody being unemployed unless they just plain didn't want to work. That's not you, is it?

    I know somebody who might be doing some hiring soon. Kindly post a picture of yourself and I'll see if I can get you hooked up with that opportunity!

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    • #17
      Re: Um, hi

      Thanks for the welcome!

      I've been looking for a job all summer, but there aren't any places that are hiring. I definitely want a job, so I'm hoping that I'll get something when all of the college students go back to school.

      I'd post a picture of myself, but I don't have any good ones right now.
      And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
      Deuteronomy 6.5

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      • #18
        Re: Um, hi

        Originally posted by Stephanie Badick View Post
        Thanks for the welcome!

        I've been looking for a job all summer, but there aren't any places that are hiring. I definitely want a job, so I'm hoping that I'll get something when all of the college students go back to school.

        I'd post a picture of myself, but I don't have any good ones right now.
        Why are you looking for a job? When I was your age I had four children and a fifth on the way. You should be spending every moment reading the Holy Bible (the right one), and preparing for marriage and motherhood. Don't waste this precious time looking for work! You'll just take that job away from a man anyway.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #19
          Re: Um, hi

          I'm hoping that by getting a job, I'll be able to earn money so I can buy the right Bible and not be such a burden on my parents. If I am truly lucky, God will help me find both a job and a good husband.
          And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
          Deuteronomy 6.5

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          • #20
            Re: Um, hi

            Originally posted by Stephanie Badick View Post
            I'm hoping that by getting a job, I'll be able to earn money so I can buy the right Bible and not be such a burden on my parents. If I am truly lucky, God will help me find both a job and a good husband.
            You can read the KJV Holy Bible online right now. You clearly have access to the internet, reading the Word of God will be no extra financial burden to you.

            Also, the LORD is not the goddess Fortuna. There is no such thing as being "lucky." If you want God's blessings, you will want to be grafted to the vine.

            I am the vine, ye are the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit: for without me ye can do nothing.
            John 15:5




            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #21
              Re: Um, hi

              Thank you for your suggestion! I have to remember to not post when I'm not fully awake (as I was when I made my previous post).
              And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
              Deuteronomy 6.5

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              • #22
                Re: Um, hi

                For the life of me, I do not understand why heathen females feel consumed to go to college and get a job. Had they any brains at all, they'd enroll in community college, take some sensible home ec. classes and spend their free time at Church, hoping to catch the eye of a young man who will tolerate them.
                A womans job is to have babies, clean up after her husband and do home chores. What could be more fulfilling than that?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #23
                  Re: Um, hi

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  There are hundreds of types of "Protestants." Most of them are false Christians. Which kind are you?



                  I'm sorry to tell you, but that is a satanic bible you have there. I advise you to burn it immediately.

                  Please take a look at my sermon HERE on how to tell which Bible version is the one TRUE Word of God.
                  The NRSV is not satanic.
                  Where did you learn such a thing PE?!!
                  In training for the ministry?...
                  The NKJV is worse.
                  How inconsiderate of you to tell the poor child to go burn her bible!!
                  Burn the Qura'n, yes, but not the bible!
                  Let the poor lady first be drunk with the HG and receive a message from above to that effect, and then, only then she might feel OK to burn her version and go get a pure KJV-1611.

                  Give the baby-in-christ time to grow in the spirit - you have now some repenting to do, I guess.
                  More bakeries less churches; more baking powder less religion.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Um, hi

                    JH- As odd as it may seem, I went to college and am looking for a job so I'm not sitting in my room and not getting fresh air when I can't be at church for whatever reason. I'm also hoping that by getting out of my room, I can find a good husband, as I have yet to find a godly man in my hometown.

                    blasf3: Thank you. Rain and an absence of nearby bookstores that sell Qura'ns means that I can't go and burn one.
                    And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                    Deuteronomy 6.5

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                    • #25
                      Re: Um, hi

                      Originally posted by Stephanie Badick View Post
                      JH- As odd as it may seem, I went to college and am looking for a job so I'm not sitting in my room and not getting fresh air when I can't be at church for whatever reason. I'm also hoping that by getting out of my room, I can find a good husband, as I have yet to find a godly man in my hometown.

                      blasf3: Thank you. Rain and an absence of nearby bookstores that sell Qura'ns means that I can't go and burn one.
                      Don't worry; one day you will find a sample of the Qu'ran and you will burn it - not the greatest sin, you know.
                      By the way, did you know the very fanatical Muslims are the ones who burn more q'urans in the whole wide world, in their fratricide wars?
                      Saw it live on the TV news: a burning house somewhere in Syria, after being bombed, and a holy Quran' burned to ashes!!
                      Muslims burn thousands of 'Qurans where Islam is the official language: Syria, Libya, Egypt, Palestine, Sudan, Iraq, Israel, Morocco, Lebanon, Iran, Saudi Arabia and all the others.
                      Every time they bomb a house they burn or destroy many holy Qurans'!!
                      It would be a worse sin to burn a KJV at the main entrance to this Landover holy church here.
                      Muslims burn more Q'ura'ns, that all.
                      More bakeries less churches; more baking powder less religion.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Um, hi

                        I'm sure that I'll find one someday. That's quite interesting information, but it's not exactly surprising
                        And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                        Deuteronomy 6.5

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                        • #27
                          Re: Um, hi

                          Originally posted by Stephanie Badick View Post
                          I'm sure that I'll find one someday. That's quite interesting information, but it's not exactly surprising
                          No surprising, no, but folk need to remember this situation when the discussion about burning the Quran comes up.
                          Remember the revolution in Libya last year?
                          They probably burned more Qurans in that country than in all the other Muslim countries put together for a hundred years!
                          Currently, Syria is doing the same: burning entire cities with many thousands of Qurans inside all the houses they incinerate!!
                          And Allah, what does this god of the deserts made of cheap sand?
                          Nothing: it's just a cheap idol, too, fanatical Muslims worship in fear.


                          ...

                          Religion shrinks brain cells and reduces the IQ of its victims.
                          More bakeries less churches; more baking powder less religion.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Um, hi

                            I do remember that. Indeed.

                            I've heard that religion can be used to "brainwash" people, but I have yet to see any proof of that (with the exception of my ex boyfriend).
                            And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                            Deuteronomy 6.5

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                            • #29
                              Re: Um, hi

                              Originally posted by blasf3 View Post
                              Religion shrinks brain cells and reduces the IQ of its victims.
                              I agree. That's why I don't have a "religion," I have a relationship with Christ.
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Um, hi

                                I completely agree and I too am trying to form a relationship with Christ.
                                And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                                Deuteronomy 6.5

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