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    God's Worthless Pest

    I present myself to thy more superior Christians then myself with humbleness. I am just God's Unworthy Pest, wanting to further dedicate my life to his holiness. Please encourage me to resist the temptations of the devil.

    In much love of Christ,
    God's Worthless Pest
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    Re: God's Worthless Pest

    Originally posted by God's Worthless Pest View Post
    I present myself to thy more superior Christians then myself with humbleness. I am just God's Unworthy Pest, wanting to further dedicate my life to his holiness. Please encourage me to resist the temptations of the devil.

    In much love of Christ,
    God's Worthless Pest
    Welcome- I think. Can you please follow the instructions at the top of the screen? I'll even post them here for you-

    Originally posted by The introduction forum
    Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
    Thank you!
    1 Corinthians 11:8- For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.

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      Re: God's Worthless Pest

      Friend, God will never regard you or anybody else as a pest. He has infinite patience, even for the likes of you.

      Now then, how many sons have you borne for your husband, and do you have his permission to be here?
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      REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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        Re: God's Worthless Pest

        Originally posted by God's Worthless Pest View Post
        I present myself to thy more superior Christians then myself with humbleness. I am just God's Unworthy Pest, wanting to further dedicate my life to his holiness. Please encourage me to resist the temptations of the devil.

        In much love of Christ,
        God's Worthless Pest
        Whoa there, little miss!

        Jest where do you get on bus? If your sinful nature is making you chew the 'Satan Sandwhich' that's your pile of fish to fillet!

        Do you think when Jesus was feeding the multitude He asked for help? When He turned water into wine was He whining that He needed help?

        No He did not: He buttered His own parsnips, thouroughly and consistantly. Did President Apparent Romney or Ex President G.W. Bush (may God Bless him) do what other people to told them what to do?

        Of course not. When the Devil tempted good old G.W. not to invade Iraq did he cave in?

        Of course not. He looked to God: not flawed human advisors.

        Where's you sense of self respect and private enterprise?

        Think for a minute!

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          Re: God's Worthless Pest

          Dear Worthless Pest,

          Originally posted by God's Worthless Pest View Post
          I present myself to thy more superior Christians then myself with humbleness. I am just God's Unworthy Pest, wanting to further dedicate my life to his holiness. Please encourage me to resist the temptations of the devil.
          I am glad to see you realize we are all complete failures in the eyes of the Lord (Romans 3:23, Romans 3:10) and that the probability of going to Hell for that is extremely high (Matthew 7:13-14).

          If you lie awake every night being scared of having to spend an eternity in the lake of fire (Revelation 20:14-15), if the smoke of a car or a cigarette reminds you of the sickening smoke of all those tormented souls who are burning over and over, if you cry at the thought of being destroyed over and over again (2nd Thessalonians 1:8-9), if the thought of never ever sleeping again while you are tortured for all eternity scares you to death (Revelation 14:11), then you have set an important first step to salvation.

          Your next step should be thorough Bible Study.


          Yours in Christ,

          Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
          How to Study the Bible - About HELL! - The Miracles of Jesus - Biblical Facts - Scientific PROOF

          THE BIBLE SAYS THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO HEAVEN!
          Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6

          ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE YOU!

          "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
          and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him
          from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9

          1. Admit you are a worthless sinner. Romans 3:10
          2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent). Acts 17:30
          3. Believe that Jesus Christ died for you, was buried and
          rose from the dead. Romans 10:9-10
          4. Through prayer, invite Jesus into your life to become
          your personal Savior, Boss, King and Lord. Romans 10:13
          		What to Pray:

          Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you.
          I know that I am not perfect and that I can never
          please you through my own efforts. I know that I
          deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I
          know that I have absolutely nothing to offer you.

          Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me. I do not rely
          on myself but only on you and I receive you as
          Lord of my life and as savior of my soul.
          Lord Jesus, please save me!
          		Accepted Jesus as your Savior?
          Now you need to:

          1. Study your KJV Bible every day
          to get to know Christ better.
          2. Talk to God in prayer every day.
          3. Be baptized, worship, fellowship,
          and serve with other Christians
          in a church where Christ is preached,
          and the Bible is the final authority.
          4. Tell others about Jesus Christ
          until the day Jesus finally kills you.

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