Hello Everyone

[Loyal To God]

I am a devoted wife and mother. I go to Faith Baptist Church. My favorite bible verse is John 3:16 For God so love the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him should not parish but have everlasting life. It was the first bible verse I learned as a child and it always makes me feel so wonderful to hear how much God loves us.

I first came to know Jesus or found him when I was in Middle School. We had a new student by the name of Belinda. She always brought her King James Bible to school no matter how the other kids ridiculed and made fun of her. I remember walking up to her and asking her if she always brought her bible to school at her other schools and she said yes. Then I asked her what about the kids making fun of her and she told me that God's love is more powerful than their insulting words. We went to lunch together that day and she shared her bible with me. We took turns reading from it. I asked Jesus into my heart that day in the lunch room. Belinda has one friend at that school and that was me and vice-versa. From that day on, Belinda wasn't the only girl bringing her bible to school.

Thank You for allowing me this introduction of myself.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, lady. Please tell us about your husband. What does he do? Do you have his permission to be posting here? How many sons have you given him?

I'm also interested in hearing about your Pastor. Do you have a link to his Sermons? Many of mine can be seen HERE.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Deaner]

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I am a devoted wife and mother. I go to Faith Baptist Church. My favorite bible verse is John 3:16 For God so love the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him should not parish but have everlasting life. It was the first bible verse I learned as a child and it always makes me feel so wonderful to hear how much God loves us.

I first came to know Jesus or found him when I was in Middle School. We had a new student by the name of Belinda. She always brought her King James Bible to school no matter how the other kids ridiculed and made fun of her. I remember walking up to her and asking her if she always brought her bible to school at her other schools and she said yes. Then I asked her what about the kids making fun of her and she told me that God's love is more powerful than their insulting words. We went to lunch together that day and she shared her bible with me. We took turns reading from it. I asked Jesus into my heart that day in the lunch room. Belinda has one friend at that school and that was me and vice-versa. From that day on, Belinda wasn't the only girl bringing her bible to school.

Thank You for allowing me this introduction of myself.

Welcome to Landover Baptist Church friend. We take the Bible literally, word for word. If the Bible says we should stone homosexuals to death, it is only secular law that prevents us from doing so.

Would you have a problem burying a homo up to his neck in sand and whipping rocks at his face until he chokes and eventually drowns in his own blood?

Once again, welcome to our church. We hope you enjoy your stay. Where is Belinda today?

YIC

Deaner

[Cursed]

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I am a devoted wife and mother. I go to Faith Baptist Church. My favorite bible verse is John 3:16 For God so love the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him should not parish but have everlasting life. It was the first bible verse I learned as a child and it always makes me feel so wonderful to hear how much God loves us.

I first came to know Jesus or found him when I was in Middle School. We had a new student by the name of Belinda. She always brought her King James Bible to school no matter how the other kids ridiculed and made fun of her. I remember walking up to her and asking her if she always brought her bible to school at her other schools and she said yes. Then I asked her what about the kids making fun of her and she told me that God's love is more powerful than their insulting words. We went to lunch together that day and she shared her bible with me. We took turns reading from it. I asked Jesus into my heart that day in the lunch room. Belinda has one friend at that school and that was me and vice-versa. From that day on, Belinda wasn't the only girl bringing her bible to school.

Thank You for allowing me this introduction of myself.

Welcome to our forum, Mrs. Loyal to God! If you're a friend to the King James Bible, you're a friend to me!

[Deaner]

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Welcome to our forum, Mrs. Loyal to God! If you're a friend to the King James Bible, you're a friend to me!

She has not responded to either of our posts friend. She may be a Christ hater trying to bait us into satan's trap.

If she is, I pray to God that Jesus comes down from Heaven and cuts her womb from her fat belly so she may never give birth to another satanist like herself. I spit in her face. Belinda's too.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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She has not responded to either of our posts friend. She may be a Christ hater trying to bait us into satan's trap.

If she is, I pray to God that Jesus comes down from Heaven and cuts her womb from her fat belly so she may never give birth to another satanist like herself. I spit in her face. Belinda's too.

Now, let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe her husband needed her to perform a wifely duty.

Hi, Mrs. LTG! Do you treat your husband well?

[Deaner]

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Now, let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe her husband needed her to perform a wifely duty.

Hi, Mrs. LTG! Do you treat your husband well?

Perhaps Brother Rodimer. I apologize. Maybe she is giving her husband a nice foot rub or making him another dinner because the first one was cold.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Perhaps Brother Rodimer. I apologize. Maybe she is giving her husband a nice foot rub or making him another dinner because the first one was cold.

Exactly!

Or it's possible she found out one of her sons is considering the sodomite deathstyle and she's working to convince him that a few years of pleasure from anal intercourse with random strangers isn't worth an eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello Mrs. Loyal to God!

Welcome to our friendly forums!

What are you teaching your children in your homeschool this fall?

We're exploring Creation Through Dirt and Decomposition.

[Loyal To God]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, lady. Please tell us about your husband. What does he do? Do you have his permission to be posting here? How many sons have you given him?

I'm also interested in hearing about your Pastor. Do you have a link to his Sermons? Many of mine can be seen HERE.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Thank You Pastor. My husband is the Assistant Director of a drop in Center for people who have a mental and or physical handicap. It's like a day center. He has given me permission to be here. Infact, I showed him your website and he was quite impressed. I have given him two sons and a daughter.

Sadley I don't have the link to my pastor's sermon but last Sunday, he preached to us about infedelity. His sermon was quite passionate. He speaks straight from the King James bible. Another thing he preached to us about is why the KJ is better than the NIV. I always knew that the KJ was the one true bible but hearing him explain to us the reason for that was impressive. He told us that each time an NIV is printed, something is changed and or taken out and it happens so gradually that the reader doesn't even realize it. The companies claim that the NIV gives us a better understanding of God's word by putting the scriptures in simpler terms. With the KJ, God's word always stays the same, that no matter how people try to twist God's word and change it in each new print of the NIV, God always remains the same, the sins stay the same as do the punishment. I am eager to see what this Sunday's sermon will be about. I will be sharing it with everyone on here if that is alright.

[Loyal To God]

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Hello Mrs. Loyal to God!

Welcome to our friendly forums!

What are you teaching your children in your homeschool this fall?

We're exploring Creation Through Dirt and Decomposition.

That's interesting. I like that. I am taking my children on a little nature walk. and we're learing about the four seasons and how they came to be. We are collecting leaves of different colors and shapes since we are in the fall season right now. With my children being in kindergarten and first grade and one is seven months old, it should be an easy project.

[Deaner]

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Thank You Pastor. My husband is the Assistant Director of a drop in Center for people who have a mental and or physical handicap. It's like a day center

Did he meet you there while treating you?

[Loyal To God]

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Now, let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe her husband needed her to perform a wifely duty.

Hi, Mrs. LTG! Do you treat your husband well?

Actually, my computer froze so I had to shut it down for a second. As for my husband. I made him barbeque chicken and those little red potatoes with sour cream and chives. Apple fritters for desert.

[Loyal To God]

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Did he meet you there while treating you?

No cause I don't go there but we met at our church.

[Loyal To God]

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Welcome to Landover Baptist Church friend. We take the Bible literally, word for word. If the Bible says we should stone homosexuals to death, it is only secular law that prevents us from doing so.

Would you have a problem burying a homo up to his neck in sand and whipping rocks at his face until he chokes and eventually drowns in his own blood?

Once again, welcome to our church. We hope you enjoy your stay. Where is Belinda today?

YIC

Deaner

Thank you. No, I wouldn't have a problem burying a homosexual and stoning them to death and everything you just said. I only wish that the law would allow us to.

Well, I haven't seen Belinda since I moved away. Last time I heard, she was a wife and has five children. Three sons and two daughters. They still go to church. Her children bring their bibles to school.