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  • HeavenSeeker
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    • Sep 2012
    • 2
    #1

    I am new...

    Revelation 3:20
    "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with Me."

    I don't like to say how I found Jesus, I like to say he found me. I was a rebellious teen, dressing and acting in vulgar ways. I went to a prayer group hosted by the Ocean Country Baptist Church and I found my way with the Lord. I wanted to join this forum to be able to converse with other people who share my beliefs. I am sorry for disobeying the rules on this site, hopefully you can forgive me.
    God bless you,
    HeavenSeeker
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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930
      #2
      Re: I am new...

      Hello and welcome. How many sons have you borne your husband? What is the best pie you make him?

      Is your father in prison?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Brother Harold Porter
          Landover Senior Outreach
          Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 8236
          #3
          Re: I am new...

          Welcome young lady! One of the best ways to build your personal relationship with Jesus is to share your sins with fellow Christians. In order to stay strong and keep Satan at bay, we need to know what filthy behavior in your past still makes you toss and turn at night for making Christ weep inconsolably. Kissing boys? Smoking? Lust for other women?

          In my case, it was my decision to be a gay. Twenty years of misery and despair and, although I am cured now by the blood of Jesus, I take every opportunity here to save other queers from an eternity of torment in Hell by sharing my testimony at every opportunity.

          You are among friends, tell all.

          In Christ
          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: I am new...

              Originally posted by HeavenSeeker View Post
              Revelation 3:20
              "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with Me."

              I don't like to say how I found Jesus, I like to say he found me. I was a rebellious teen, dressing and acting in vulgar ways. I went to a prayer group hosted by the Ocean Country Baptist Church and I found my way with the Lord. I wanted to join this forum to be able to converse with other people who share my beliefs. I am sorry for disobeying the rules on this site, hopefully you can forgive me.
              God bless you,
              HeavenSeeker
              Is it "Ocean Country" or "Ocean County?" Because I know Pastor Michael Weigel out there in Tom's River quite well. He used to play golf with my father, Pastor Lamentations Flint.

              Please tell us more about yourself. What is your Christian name? How old are you? Tell us about your walk with Jesus now that you've stopped whoring it up.

              If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050
                  #5
                  Re: I am new...

                  They have Christians in New Jersey? That is encouraging. I went to New Jersey once, and all I saw was Jews and Italians, who I assumed had to be Catholics.
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