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  • Franklen Mann
    Unsaved Trash, degenerate queer
    • Sep 2012
    • 18

    #1

    The Introductory post of Franklen Mann

    I am Franklin Mann, I currently attend a church going by the title of St. Teresa, however I am considering one that takes greater participation in biblical literalism. my favorite quote from the bible is more of a page or section, my favorite quote is none other than the ten commandments, or to be exact Exodus 20:1 - 20:17. ;And God spake all these words, saying, I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: But the seventh day is the sabbath of the Lord thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates: For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it. Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee. Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Thou shalt not steal. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's. Also sorry for the formatting, the website refused to format it correctly, sorry.
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: The Introductory post of Franklen Mann

    Welcome Franklen! Can I call you Frankie? Super!

    Well Franklen, that is a heck of a verse. It certainly covers the basics when schooling a child.

    Have any of the females at Church manage to catch your eye by tempting you with a slice of fresh hot pie?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Franklen Mann
      Unsaved Trash, degenerate queer
      • Sep 2012
      • 18

      #3
      Re: The Introductory post of Franklen Mann

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Welcome Franklen! Can I call you Frankie? Super!

      Well Franklen, that is a heck of a verse. It certainly covers the basics when schooling a child.

      Have any of the females at Church manage to catch your eye by tempting you with a slice of fresh hot pie?
      You can call me Frankie, and no I have not been tempted with pie.
      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: The Introductory post of Franklen Mann

        Hi Frankie! Welcome to our friendly forums.

        In my experience, men who are avoided by womenfolk are unaware of a particular body aroma. Perhaps if you take more care in your general hygiene you will win the affection of a nice Christian lady.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: The Introductory post of Franklen Mann

          "I currently attend a church going by the title of St. Teresa" is a sentence that bothers me. It sounds snarky, like your church is of dubious origins.

          I'm guessing that you're a papist. True Christians(tm) have no "St.Teresa" that we pray to.

          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #6
            Re: The Introductory post of Franklen Mann

            Do you know what paragraphs are? Your post made me cross-eyed.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #7
              Re: The Introductory post of Franklen Mann

              Originally posted by Franklen Mann View Post
              I am Franklin Mann,
              And I wonder why it is that you spell your own name in 2 different ways...
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Franklen Mann
                Unsaved Trash, degenerate queer
                • Sep 2012
                • 18

                #8
                Re: The Introductory post of Franklen Mann

                Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                Do you know what paragraphs are? Your post made me cross-eyed.
                Again, for some reason the formatting glitched out, sorry about that.
                I will do better next time to avoid confusing people.
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                • Franklen Mann
                  Unsaved Trash, degenerate queer
                  • Sep 2012
                  • 18

                  #9
                  Re: The Introductory post of Franklen Mann

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  "I currently attend a church going by the title of St. Teresa" is a sentence that bothers me. It sounds snarky, like your church is of dubious origins.

                  I'm guessing that you're a papist. True Christians™ have no "St.Teresa" that we pray to.

                  If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                  If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                  You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                  Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                  I do not pray to St. Teresa, and I am sorry if I sounded snarky, I just word things oddly at times.
                  This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #10
                    Re: The Introductory post of Franklen Mann

                    Originally posted by Franklen Mann View Post
                    I do not pray to St. Teresa, and I am sorry if I sounded snarky, I just word things oddly at times.
                    And exactly where is this "St. Teresa" church that you attend? Somewhere in Ireland perhaps?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Franklen Mann
                      Unsaved Trash, degenerate queer
                      • Sep 2012
                      • 18

                      #11
                      Re: The Introductory post of Franklen Mann

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      And I wonder why it is that you spell your own name in 2 different ways...
                      It was a typo when I created my account, my apologies.
                      Is there a way to rename my account so my name shows up as,
                      Franklin Mann?
                      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #12
                        Re: The Introductory post of Franklen Mann

                        Originally posted by Franklen Mann View Post
                        It was a typo when I created my account, my apologies.
                        Is there a way to rename my account so my name shows up as,
                        Franklin Mann?
                        Are you sure you don't want "sparklytarnish?"
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Franklen Mann
                          Unsaved Trash, degenerate queer
                          • Sep 2012
                          • 18

                          #13
                          Re: The Introductory post of Franklen Mann

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Are you sure you don't want "sparklytarnish?"
                          nah, after all I like my name. Also I have a question, do the majority of the people that use this site read the terms of service?
                          or are these two sites technically separate from one another, despite the other claiming to be the source of this forum?
                          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #14
                            Re: The Introductory post of Franklen Mann

                            Originally posted by Franklen Mann View Post
                            nah, after all I like my name. Also I have a question, do the majority of the people that use this site read the terms of service?
                            or are these two sites technically separate from one another, despite the other claiming to be the source of this forum?
                            Why would anyone sign a contract without reading the terms?
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #15
                              Re: The Introductory post of Franklen Mann

                              Originally posted by Franklen Mann View Post
                              ...Also I have a question, do the majority of the people that use this site read the terms of service? ...
                              Have the majority of Christians actually read the Bible?

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