[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

Professor Gossamer can goto hell.

That was a great use of your last five minutes.

What will you do with your next five minutes?

You accused a True Christian(tm) of sinning. Your accusation requires him to have said he would not forgive your trespasses against him.

If you are prepared to acknowledge that he said no such thing, then I will stop asking you the question. Until then, that will be the topic of our discussion.

"When did Professor Gossamer say he would not forgive your trespasses against him?"

[Faith_Machine]

Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

Dear Adult Baby,

Though I find your fetish disgusting and your combative nature offends me, I would like to take this moment to encourage you to post a proper introduction.

Please tell us all about yourself so we can better understand your needs.

[tdickensheets]

Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

That was a great use of your last five minutes.

What will you do with your next five minutes?

You accused a True Christian™ of sinning. Your accusation requires him to have said he would not forgive your trespasses against him.

If you are prepared to acknowledge that he said no such thing, then I will stop asking you the question. Until then, that will be the topic of our discussion.

"When did Professor Gossamer say he would not forgive your trespasses against him?"

Read what Jesus said in Luke 5:32

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

Read what Jesus said in Luke 5:32

"When did Professor Gossamer say he would not forgive your trespasses against him?"

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

Did Jesus die for adult babies?

I'm a Christian.

Do you show God love or show hate?

Actually, yes. In a way, Jesus did die for adult babies...

"And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven." (Matthew 18:3)

So despite your perverted, diaper-wearing, pacifier-wanting self and futile attempt at trolling us, you asked a good question.

Pastor Ed

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

Actually, yes. In a way, Jesus did die for adult babies...

"And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven." (Matthew 18:3)

So despite your perverted, diaper-wearing, pacifier-wanting self and futile attempt at trolling us, you asked a good question.

Pastor Ed

Pastor Ed, our little friend here has made a vile accusation about a True Christian(tm) and has to answer a question:

"When did Professor Bessamer say he would not forgive your trespasses against him?"

God-mockers are like puppies. They need discipline. If he is engaged in further conversation without answering the required question, he will continue to run off on tangents and urinate in our collective slippers.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

Are they Christians? Yes or no

I believe I covered that. They are false Christians.

Professor Gossamer can goto hell.

There was a time years ago, when I was a disgusting sodomite, that I was indeed damned to hell. I nearly destroyed my anus and colon by receiving literally thousands of erections into my sinful rectum.

But now I am a saved True Christian(tm) and I am destined to spend eternity at the right hand of Jesus. You however, are destined for the lake of fire if you do not change your sinful ways.

Pastor Ed, our little friend here has made a vile accusation about a True Christian™ and has to answer a question:

"When did Professor Bessamer say he would not forgive your trespasses against him?"

God-mockers are like puppies. They need discipline. If he is engaged in further conversation without answering the required question, he will continue to run off on tangents and urinate in our collective slippers.

Thank you for defending my honor Brother Rod. You are truly one of God's truest Christians. Bless you sir!

[tdickensheets]

Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

Dear Adult Baby,

Though I find your fetish disgusting and your combative nature offends me, I would like to take this moment to encourage you to post a proper introduction.

Please tell us all about yourself so we can better understand your needs.

Is this person a Christain PORNOGRAPHIC LINK DELETED

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

Thank you for defending my honor Brother Rod. You are truly one of God's truest Christians. Bless you sir!

Any time, my friend. I see I misspelled your name . . . BessEmer.

My apologies for the error, good sir!

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

Any time, my friend. I see I misspelled your name . . . BessEmer.

My apologies for the error, good sir!

Not at all. You do it on occasion and I find it rather complimentary that you have a whimsical nickname for me.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

Dear Mr. Dickensheets,

You keep asking us whether we've read various Bible verses, and you keep demanding that we read various other ones, but one fact you've chosen to ignore is that every single one of us has read the entire Bible, from cover to cover.

Our Biblical knowledge is vastly superior to yours, and you are not going to confound or confuse us by posting verses out of context.

Now then, you have ten minutes to post a proper introduction. If you haven't done so at that point, I am going to stop praying for you.

[tdickensheets]

Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

I believe I covered that. They are false Christians.



There was a time years ago, when I was a disgusting sodomite, that I was indeed damned to hell. I nearly destroyed my anus and colon by receiving literally thousands of erections into my sinful rectum.

But now I am a saved True Christian™ and I am destined to spend eternity at the right hand of Jesus. You however, are destined for the lake of fire if you do not change your sinful ways.



Thank you for defending my honor Brother Rod. You are truly one of God's truest Christians. Bless you sir!

Are we saved by Jesus or the law?

Where in the Bible say sleeping with a teddy bear a sin?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

Are we saved by Jesus or the law?

We are saved by faith and by obedience.

Jesus grants forgiveness. Once forgiven, we are unable to sin, as we've demonstrated through Scripture.

Faith without works is dead, but works without faith are useless.

Where in the Bible say sleeping with a teddy bear a sin?

Sex with a fake animal, if it is in the context of fantasizing about sex with a real animal, is just as bad as the real thing.

Bestiality is a sin:

Leviticus 18:23
Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

And thinking about sinning is the same as doing it:

Matthew 5:27-28

27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:

28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Now, I suggest you follow Brother F-M's recommendation and provide your introduction using the idiot-proof instructions posted at the top of the page. This is the Introduction Forum, not the "ask stupid questions" forum.

[tdickensheets]

Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

Dear Mr. Dickensheets,

You keep asking us whether we've read various Bible verses, and you keep demanding that we read various other ones, but one fact you've chosen to ignore is that every single one of us has read the entire Bible, from cover to cover.

Our Biblical knowledge is vastly superior to yours, and you are not going to confound or confuse us by posting verses out of context.

Now then, you have ten minutes to post a proper introduction. If you haven't done so at that point, I am going to stop praying for you.

These people take Bible out context just like Satan did.

[Levi Jones]

Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

These people take Bible out context just like Satan did.

How so? You mean we don't read it the same way as you do?

We read it correctly because the Holy Spirit guides us, friend. I'm sorry you don't have the love of the Holy Ghost. I'll be praying for you.