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  • #46
    Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

    Originally posted by tdickensheets View Post
    These people take Bible out context just like Satan did.
    That doesn't sound like an introduction to me.

    You need to tell us where you go to church, how you came to accept Jesus, what your favorite Bible verse is, how many sons your wife has birthed, and what city you live in.

    Answer the damned questions!
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    • #47
      Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      You really are some kind of a retard, aren't you?

      He's not defending us. He is pointing a confused person to the Truth of the Bible. FACTS, instead of misunderstandings and misinformation.

      Didymus thinks that if people understand what the Bible really says, they will decide to become God-mocking atheists like him.
      Funny you would defend a person that has no morality and who is incapable of understanding the Bible. Because according to many of you, atheists are capable of this simple feat. Oddly enough,many of you all aren't able to do it either. You all are no more moral than atheists are.
      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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      • #48
        Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        That doesn't sound like an introduction to me.

        You need to tell us where you go to church, how you came to accept Jesus, what your favorite Bible verse is, how many sons your wife has birthed, and what city you live in.

        Answer the damned questions!
        We are saved by Jesus only. Going to church is fine. Does going to church saved you?

        Are you a good person?

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        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        • #49
          Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

          We all guilty braking God laws. James 2:10

          Jesus Warns against the teachers of the the law and the Pharisees.

          (Mark 12:38-39; Luke 11:43; Luke 11:46; Luke 20:45-46)

          Matt 23:1-12

          Jesus condemns their hypocrisy

          (Mark 12:40; Luke 11:39-42, Luke 11:44, Luke 11:52; Luke 20:47)

          Matt 23:13-28

          Jesus predicts their punishment

          (Luke 11:47-51)

          Matt 23:29-36
          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          • #50
            Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

            Originally posted by tdickensheets View Post
            These people take Bible out context just like Satan did.
            Satan is incapable of taking the Bible out of context, because he knows better.

            There is no scripture to support this, only Shakespeare.

            Who, by the way, is burning in Hell right now! Praise God!
            The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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            • #51
              Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

              Originally posted by tdickensheets View Post
              Do not judge! (Matt 7:1-6)

              Does Jesus said "Love your enemies"? (Matt 5:44)
              Well Dick, I did not judge, I asked a question that you failed to answer. However, if need be, I have every right to Judge as God has empowered all True Christians(tm) to do so:
              Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

              Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

              Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

              John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

              1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
              1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

              1st Corinthians 6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
              1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
              1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
              1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
              1st Corinthians 6:5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
              1st Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.
              (Notice in particular 6:5 where Paul urges us to Judge fellow "brethren" rather than leaving it up to civil authorities.)

              2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
              2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
              2nd Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
              2nd Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
              2nd Timothy 4:5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

              I do not know you well enough to consider you an enemy. Are you an enemy? Why are you incapable of answering the simplest of questions.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #52
                Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

                Originally posted by tdickensheets View Post
                We all guilty braking God laws. James 2:10

                .......
                Of course, we always slow down for God!
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #53
                  Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  Please read this sermon by Landover's own Rev. Jim Osborne:

                  The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5) http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45137
                  Read all Gal 4.

                  Paul's Concern for the Galatians

                  Gal 4:8-20

                  Jews and Galtiles are saved by faith

                  Gal 2:15-22

                  What was nailed on the cross?

                  Col 2:14
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • #54
                    Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

                    Have the atheists invented some sort of retarded gotcha bot?
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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                    • #55
                      Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

                      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                      Have the atheists invented some sort of retarded gotcha bot?
                      Certainly seems so. Just appears to post loads of verse number and passage information. Not that it is not handy but it is all in order in the KJV Bible.
                      I suppose if there were really such a thing as AI, it could actually post those passages that are relevant. Could you imagine?

                      I heard if you took all the Scrabble(tm) pieces and the world, mixed them together and tossed them into the Grand Canyon, you'd find John 3:16 sitting there, plain as day. I have not tried this myself but one of these God hating atheists should try it and see His majesty displayed.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #56
                        Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

                        Why would he think we would be afraid of Scripture and someone making a bit of an idiot of himself?
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • #57
                          Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

                          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                          Have the atheists invented some sort of retarded gotcha bot?
                          Could be! I'm not sure I'd have named it Dickenmouth, though.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • #58
                            Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

                            I am really getting enraged by Mr. Dickensheets's refusal to post a proper introduction. If he doesn't get with the program, I might start praying for him to catch a nasty cold, or maybe even get the flu.
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                            • #59
                              Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

                              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                              I am really getting enraged by Mr. Dickensheets's refusal to post a proper introduction. If he doesn't get with the program, I might start praying for him to catch a nasty cold, or maybe even get the flu.
                              I've begun praying an administrator will rein him in or give him the heave-ho.

                              Even though this is not a debate forum, I'm not offended by a debate or discussion; this twit is incapable of either. He's like a typing monkey on crack.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • #60
                                Re: My name is Thomas Dickensheets

                                Jesus died for anyone!

                                1 John 2:2

                                Warning against Prejudice

                                James 2:1-13
                                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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