[EvaRitaVazquez]

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I hope the donkey did not catch anything from you.

No, no. He did not touch my merchant marines. I kidney bean pie hatchet, you KNOW mama gets the whut whut.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello All!

No, no. He did not touch my merchant marines. I kidney bean pie hatchet, you KNOW mama gets the whut whut.

Tell me, can you count to potato?

[EvaRitaVazquez]

Re: Hello All!

Tell me, can you count to potato?

I would like to say yes sir! But no

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello All!

I would like to say yes sir! But no

You're a hot mess, aren't you.

Ever been shot?

[Faith_Machine]

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No, no. He did not touch my merchant marines. I kidney bean pie hatchet, you KNOW mama gets the whut whut.

I don't think any of those words are Spanish, yet I can't make heads or tails out of anything you just said.

Are you on dope, girl?

[EvaRitaVazquez]

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I don't think any of those words are Spanish, yet I can't make heads or tails out of anything you just said.

Are you on dope, girl?

None dope. What I'm told is my mouth is my best tool, my boss says that is how he makes money!!! I'm just happy to help!

[Faith_Machine]

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So I take it you're a singer?

[Bible Thumping Billy]

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None dope. What I'm told is my mouth is my best tool, my boss says that is how he makes money!!! I'm just happy to help!

That is disgusting...

I'm trying to keep a level head, and maybe just maybe I would love to see you ditch your dirty beaner, Cathlick ways and be filled with Jesus instead.

Listen, pick up a Bible (King James Version of course!!) and let God into your heart, He will guide you. If you are lucky, maybe one day you will find yourself an ex-messicant reborn again as a soldier of Christ. For if you cannot follow our simple instructions on where to start an eternity in Hell awaits you.
Romans 2:6-8 basically in laymen's terms this verse explains that you are going to hell unless you allow Jesus into your heart and follow in His commandments.

[peterr89]

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Hello and welcome to the forum!

[Bible Thumping Billy]

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Hello and welcome to the forum!

Did we miss your introduction? Please create your own thread and tell us about yourself, the church you attend, and how you came to know Jesus.

[EvaRitaVazquez]

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That is disgusting...

I'm trying to keep a level head, and maybe just maybe I would love to see you ditch your dirty beaner, Cathlick ways and be filled with Jesus instead.

Listen, pick up a Bible (King James Version of course!!) and let God into your heart, He will guide you. If you are lucky, maybe one day you will find yourself an ex-messicant reborn again as a soldier of Christ. For if you cannot follow our simple instructions on where to start an eternity in Hell awaits you.
Romans 2:6-8 basically in laymen's terms this verse explains that you are going to hell unless you allow Jesus into your heart and follow in His commandments.

Thank you for your kind words! They make the alfalfa of authenticity sprout from my shrimplings and run piggledy-piggledy in the scampering moonlight of avid pan nationalism. How green was my valley! How low can you go!

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by term limits drag queen hysterical...

[Isabel G]

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Thank you for your kind words! They make the alfalfa of authenticity sprout from my shrimplings and run piggledy-piggledy in the scampering moonlight of avid pan nationalism. How green was my valley! How low can you go!

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by term limits drag queen hysterical...

Hi Eva!

I grew up in the church, first of all. My father abandoned me when I was 3 after trying to kill my mother. He's been in and out of jail ever since.

My life was never the easiest- I had a life that fueled the "either God comes through or I'm going to die" kind of faith. It's a blessing and a curse.

Because it pushes me into realms spiritually that are difficult to enter, at the same time it's literal- I was not supposed to live to be nineteen according to humans. I should have died at the age of eight.

It's nice to meet you!

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

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Thank you for your kind words! They make the alfalfa of authenticity sprout from my shrimplings and run piggledy-piggledy in the scampering moonlight of avid pan nationalism. How green was my valley! How low can you go!

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by term limits drag queen hysterical...

Eva, I think you might be possesed by a demon because what you're writing doesn't make sense. Also, Aaron says all Mexican girls are diseased sluts with maggots in their lady parts.

So, I guess it's nice to meet you and I hope you don't ave bugs down there or anything. Also, you should become a real Christian so you don't go to Hell. And get rid of the demon first, I think it would be hard to become a True Christian while a demon is living in your brain.

[EvaRitaVazquez]

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Eva, I think you might be possesed by a demon because what you're writing doesn't make sense. Also, Aaron says all Mexican girls are diseased sluts with maggots in their lady parts.

So, I guess it's nice to meet you and I hope you don't ave bugs down there or anything. Also, you should become a real Christian so you don't go to Hell. And get rid of the demon first, I think it would be hard to become a True Christian while a demon is living in your brain.

No bugs I don't think. I will check though

[James Hutchins]

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No bugs I don't think. I will check though

Just to be safe, douse the entire area with gasoline and set it ablaze.

Live by the phrase "see a louse, always douse'.

You can also pop a cap in any bug you see if gasoline is not handy.